Not your trophy wife.

My name is Jake English and I can't make my own theme. - Totally not Dirk Strider. Kik is floorbound. [A/B/O Jake English. Do not follow if triggered by untagged dog pictures]

[cometslicer]

Jake/24/ Tx (Semi-Dep Jake English rp blog)

Hi!! So this muse got a reboot and a timeline change to here!! Feel free to follow if you want! ))

[cometslicer]

OOC Note

Moving to a new blog and going indie. :o

Will add link when it’s dooone.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I never realized how boring my life is until someone asks what do I do for fun…

[dennys]

Who the hell runs your tumblr, you're a trainwreck.

chugga chugga choo chooooooo!! chugga chugga choooosjhdhwusuwgfwyuejdincheesejdj aiapnrhwpancakeshcjfjdisosnsbhashbrownsanajdisosmdheiapsndusgritsbajfifprlsjauwhahnachosbahsjjeoaksjdhdjdhdhijcrashboomfizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsssssssssssss…………..

[the-jesus-christ-of-sin-and-vice]

[help-mywife]

Helpn my wife can chew ICE CREAM. How??? Why???she just bites into it like it’s nothinh like fuccccc

[sridevi]

Priyanka Chopra as Kashibai & Deepika Padukone as Mastani // Bajirao Mastani (2015), dir. Sanjay Leela Bhansali

[just-shower-thoughts]

I will listen to a good song hundreds of times in my life, but if I like a film I will watch it once or twice max.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Woke up to 8 inches this morning!” is my favorite facebook status to read because they’re probably talking about snow but who knows.

[bestfriencl-deactivated20140302]

[jovan]

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[wbicepuppy]

that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one

[wherehipposdrome]

i just made a facial expression i didn’t know i could make

[notcuddles]

It’s 4am and I was Not Prepared for any of this

[bumbleshark]

i was already rebloggin this once my eyes hit “cnut”

[thebalancingyiingy]

I tried to read this with a straight face but I couldn’t. This kills me.

[acoycoyote]

hey jake!

[cometslicer]

Hello there coy!

[sutypos]

[itskimmykay]

[avoidantgh0st]

[lovwe-archive]

ivwe been makeup free for about sevwen hours. i feel like vwithdrawval.