why not

Who knows anymore, I'm just a slut with a lot of interests so take a gander at this crap @adventuresinbeingabitch @adventuresinbeingabitch @fuck-switches-get-money @mormonwitchyshit on Instagram,

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[hedgehogenglne]

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

[ankle-beez]

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

Elon Musk seeks to end $258 billion Dogecoin lawsuit

Elon Musk asked a U.S. judge on Friday to throw out a $258 billion racketeering lawsuit accusing him of running a pyramid scheme to support

[zac-films]

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.

[mimi-0007]

Darlene Anderson. Roller derby.. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 one of the first black woman derby. 🖤🖤🖤

[netscapenavigator-official]

Once the bugs get ironed out, AI Image Generation will forever change propaganda and how easy it is to make and distribute.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

this is so fucking bleak

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[avvocarlo]

the lonesome boner seems to shoot a load at night

[station-params]

im not reblogging this shit man.

[avvocarlo]

you literally just did dumbass

[runes-and-feathers]

Why do I have to pick one name. Why can't I have dozens of names that people use interchangeably like I'm some kind of ancient wizard

[lux-astralis]

came upon some real honk shoo shit going on in my grandma's yard

[bacchianbeauty-deactivated20240]

heartwarming: the most beautiful woman you know is a faggot

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

"Walkable city" is not "City where to have to walk everywhere."

"Walkable city" is.

Sidewalks big enough to fit you, your stroller, your wheelchair, your guide dog, or anything else you need when you're getting from one place to another.

Safe crosswalks frequent enough so you don't need to walk in traffic.

Bike lanes to keep bikes out of foot traffic and car traffic.

Accessible and affordable public transit.

Cities where the essentials are close enough you can travel on foot (or in wheelchair)

Cities where it's reasonable to be able to get from point a to point b without requiring you, yourself, to drive

People get so caught up in the "Walkable" part of the term and like to spout "Walkable cities are abelist because not everyone can walk".

Bitch. The modern city structure is abelist because not everyone can drive. And classist because not everyone can afford a car and it's pretty damn impossible to get a job if you don't have a car.

Walkable cities are cities where people can reasonably get from pointA to pointB without requiring a motor vehicle.

"But fae. Disabled people have issues using the paths in modern cities." Bitch abled people can barely use the paths in modern cities. That's kind of the fucking problem.

Also walkable cities have fucking benches. Not only for disabled people. But sometimes you just twist your ankle and need to sit for a moment.

"Put fae. If you have benches, homeless people will sleep on them."

Then get fucking housing for the homeless. Problem solved. They'll sleep in their nice warm homes instead of on the benches.

-fae

[elf-kid2]

Additional things I’d like for the Walkable Cities:

-Water-Fountains. Just, free, public water-fountains. Maybe also get the kind that has the “for dogs” lower spigot/bowl thing? But definitely water-fountains.

-Public Parks (at least those that reach a certain size) should have Public Restrooms. Again, this just makes life better for everyone.

[reddpenn]

I GOT A REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE FOR CHRISTMAS DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ROCKS UNDER MY REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE

[reddpenn]

Australian boulder opal!  This brown matrix is covered in cracks which have filled in with flashy precious opal.  She is beautiful, but it is hard to appreciate her colors because she is just such a Little Guy.  Let’s get closer.

Pretty good!  Under magnification, we can really see the fire of that opal filling in the tiny cracks.  This is about the level of magnification that my old microscope could manage.  Anyway, let’s get closer.

The fire is intensifying!  More colors are appearing!  Tiny fireworks invisible to the naked eye!  But we can get closer.

YES, that FIRE!!  But I want to be closer than that!!  I demand we get closer!!

YES!  GOOD!!  CLOSER!!  ALL UP IN THIS ROCK’S PERSONAL SPACE!!!

YES!! YES!! YEEEEES!!!!

[romcommunist]

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

[anguam]

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[draculafemme]

[Image: a drawing of white wings against a black background. Text over them says, "as the owner of nice boobs I think I should not ever have to face any hardships ever." End ID.]

[despite-everything]

just found the funniest stickers to put on my car

[thyrell]

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

[thyrell]

if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail

[kenochoric-moved]

it's interesting how many other queer people i meet who's transition goals are basically "i want to transition all the way this way, and then loop all the way back into dressing in the complete opposite direction so i look GNC in a specific way"

[kenochoric-moved]

i've met approximately 70 more queer people who are like this just by posting this without any tags btw. we're everywhere

[blackvelvetofnight]

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects