Comfy

i fear im slowly turning into a mountain goats blog

[comfycalamity]

hiii ^-^ im alex/circuit/rotten

he/his/it/its

21yo folk punk enjoyer :] love toontown and halloween and being a freak.

pat the bunny, ajj, and the mountain goats are my Music Of All Time

mcr sideblog : @our-faggot-of-sorrows

17yo autistic loser still obsessed with house md and toontown in 2022 <- this intro was a lot funnier before the great house md resurgence. put below cut for sentimentals.

[robinade]

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Voting ended onJul 20

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

1-Minute Typing Test — TypingTest.now

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

[bugsodas]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

i need a drink

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

took a shot for ctommy

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

cheers king

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[catboybiologist]

Green can be forests it can be oceans it can be granola it can be neon techy it can be ooze it can be sexy it can be computer

[phlegyas]

[themountaingees]

This Gee as these lyrics from Lab Rat Blues by the Mountain Goats

I saw you. I saw your hair.

I could spend the rest of my life in there.

I saw you, and I sank into your eyes.

I'm not going to apologize.

Yeah, I saw you, but you saw me first,

living water to quench my thirst.

And you tell me quiet down,

but I have no doubt.

I know what you're all about,

because you, with your own hands

made the whole world.

You can't fool me.

I'm on to you now.

[valtsv]

they should invent a way to self destruct that doesn't have any permanent consequences. a way to crash your car in a fiery wreck and walk away unharmed. a way to tear your organs out of your chest and be whole again by the morning like prometheus. a cigarette that burns your lungs but not your lifespan.

[evilwizard]

[ascendent]

me: john darnielle what should i order for dinner tonight

john darnielle:

[warrenzevonofficial]

[bowl-of-fruit-loops]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[johnnycrass]

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

[armadillorollup]

this is literally wild sage by the mountain goats