An Opossum that Meows

Weston 19

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[nickmpreg]

im a #wifeguy Hashtag love Hashtag wife Hashtag im in love

[mmilhouse]

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[courtwester]

Ohhhh I really want tomodachi life just so I can make all the members of mcr…

[catgirl-kaiju]

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[catcrumb]

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[minkytaro]

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people