[circle-eyes]

[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

anyone have any got damn idea whats goin on?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[mortimermcmirestinks]

my two favourite things about this

everyone knows what this is

the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago

[thegreatspacehobo]

*person from the 1800's missing the pocket watch keyhole* don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

[normal-horoscopes]

DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

[royalhans]

[fernlom]

Don’t

[toastbutteregg]

[marisatomay]

it’s always so funny to me when people in positions of power who had actual influence over historical events take to twitter like “okay i think we’re ALL a bit responsible for this” like?? no?? not really?? i was in my first week of first grade on 9/11 and you were an editor for the new york times. while you can argue that with the length and reach of the wars in iraq and afghanistan every american has in some way impacted what is now happening in afghanistan let’s not spread equal blame here, liz cheney.

[marisatomay]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whetstonefires]

i forgot nothing

[brawltogethernow]

Yeah, I used to hate taking notes, preferring to exactingly commit everything to memory. No there wasn’t a “functioning plot”.

[heavensickness]

obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

[heavensickness]

concept: your vampire lover cannot be with you during the daytime, so they follow you in the shape of a butterfly through the day

[contacting-u]

[nflstreet]

[90sfilm-remade-deactivated20240]

[homoidiotic]

[yo-its-matt]

what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

[yo-its-matt]

I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it

[yo-its-matt]

Basically,

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[lmaonade]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[anxietyproblem]

[nibeul]

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

[nibeul]

[nibeul]

this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home