corn

[comma-splice]

:)))))))

[rurukatt]

hot things to say during sex

inventory is full

I’m out of range

I can’t carry any more

that spell isn’t ready yet

I need to target something first

it’s too far away

[memeguy-com]

So my professor cancelled our class today

[officialcapricorn-deactivated20]

she was just holding it and staring at me

[comma-splice]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

[straywaves]

I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.

[hungry-hippies]

[claireeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

[shrivelednips]

when your text post doesn’t get any notes

[meowoofau]

[thesockdragon-deactivated201812]

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

I can take photos like this:

[tallwomencelebs]

[baronessvondengler]

There’s nothing about this I don’t love

[torisoulphoenix]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!

[yetanotherphotosetblog]

[hazeeeyy]

The Holy photo set

[x6sad9-deactivated20170501]

BEFORE AND AFTER

[problemheart]

The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant that’s so cute

[spudsexuall]

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

[blissfoul]

[pvcjacket-deactivated20140223]

it me

me when it me (via knivesschau)