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daisywords

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

medievalsquire

tripped in front of the entire royal court carrying soup fuck my stupid squire life

goslinggf

i love you rice with some bullshit

absolutebl

actually prompted me to climb out of bed and make rice

Wrap a piece of parmesan in a paper towel and put it in the fridge and it'll last forever

#genericglassesgirl #like real story ive had a chunk of parmesan for 4 years in my fridge #it has definitely aged and gotten harder #but still fine to eat and not moldy at all

harkamal

I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2

My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008

#genericglassesgirl #it was a samsing propel apparently #it was a slider phone with a full keyboard #and you could set it so that the alphabet corresponded to certain notes #tldr i could play ode to joy on my keyboard

penny-anna

Like you do need to recognise sometimes that a person is not picking up your social cues and adjust your communication style accordingly. If someone isn't understanding you then you need to change up how you're communicating and not just say the same thing over & over.

I just want to eat rice until I explode

#genericglassesgirl #preferably with some sort of tasty topping or sauce

Sometimes you just gotta ditch your pillow and lay flat on the mattress

#genericglassesgirl #i get terrible neck tension headaches sometimes and pillows make it worse

yms1

dragon-in-a-fez

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

Anti-dairy in smoothies squad

#genericglassesgirl #i dont want no yogurt or milk in my smoothies #just fruit #i just had a strawberry passionfruit ginger lemon smoothie and that shit was bussin bro #freeze ya fruit so you dont need to water it down with ice

ravioliet

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

n-yks

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

#what is love #haddaway #is my rec for this

They put rubber bands in my mouth and now I can't stop playing with them

#genericglassesgirl #invisalign #stimming

wildermouse

current mood: I need to explore a deep misty forest very far away

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