Queen of the Ship

 Female (she, her) // 27 // CT, US // Madly in love with my wife, biclexualwonders // Real scientist //  I post gay shit and any other funny things that interest me

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MEGAN THEE STALLION AND ZENDAYA “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” at the 94th Academy Awards

[rylandsgrace]

#Life imitates art

Euphoria 2.08 / 94th Annual Academy Awards

Bonus:

[sourcezendaya]

ZENDAYA attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, CA

[dinah-lance]

Rita Moreno and Ariana DeBose attend the 94th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood and Highland on March 27, 2022 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

[tragicdeadgirl]

You love me. Real or not real?

[margoterobbies]

ZENDAYA Annual Academy Awards | (March 27, 2022)

[mae-martin]

[sleeplessme]

Hunter Schafer is a work of art.

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

[o-v-e-r-w-h-e-l-m-e-d]

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won't be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it's extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn't feel bad.

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

hey reblog this instead

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[positively--speculative]

This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.”

[matt-the-radar-techncian]

I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy

[biclexualwonders]

Ok people, my bestie has been streaming on twitch recently and just made affiliate!! She’s super fun and just got blue hair. So if you’re interested in watching my dopey friend play Stardew Valley, Dead By Daylight, Genshin Impact and whatever else she decides to play, please check her out and follow and/or subscribe.

Its a good time!

https://twitch.tv/bethofthewild_

bethofthewild_ - Twitch

Year 1 Spring | Flower Dance??

[silenthill]

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

[mysharona1987]

If that is what she wants.

[master-of-all-villainy]

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

[itwasadhdallalong]

Reposted by @jennhasadhd on Facebook

[rainbowgazes-archive]

man googling stuff kinda fucking sucks now huh

[rainbowgazes-archive]

want a product recommendation? why not check out 13 lists in a row that are all sponsored by the companies that list their products on said lists. need advice on how to do with something? how about 11 sites that were just registered 2 months ago and all look virtually identical that have the same bits of advice listed. want computer help? well heres fixmypc2021.com and unfuckmycomputer.biz and windowshelpreal.info all listing the same basic troubleshooting steps like "restart your computer" or "download our malware ridden program" that dont help at all

[rainbowgazes-archive]

do you know how much it hurts to have to add "reddit" to the end of all my search queries because its just about the only way i can guarantee ill encounter real people that have the same questions i do and not 58 articles all written by an AI program designed to catch the most amount of web traffic from google as possible?

[thevibraniumvoid]

Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

[landshark1339]

Wish that bitch would update though.