Ted Rumsworth

Ted here, happy to bring you all the action!

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Party rockers in the house tonight!

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It’s “party rock is”, Archie.

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I’ve seen a lot dogs stand up on their hind legs during shows, but never quite like @tcmpcral​’s Basil the Kicker! What do you think, Ted?

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I think Clifford is going to sue. 

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What incredible control! What beautiful handling! I can tell @speedandspace​ is a record-breaker already!

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You have to wonder how @ghostbustingreen​ fell for that trap in the first place, Archie. Who even goes to a hotel called 'The Last Resort'?

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@mechaniized​’s N. Gin is one of the most unique muses I’ve seen, Ted. Just amazing. How well do you suppose he’ll perform with that big hat he’s got on?

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Archie.

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@chaosiism​'s Velo seems awfully confident, Archie. I really do wonder if he can live up to all that hype. 'Pride before a fall’, as they say.

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Can't say I've ever judged a cat before, Archie. What's your impression of @speedkinghunter​?

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Never thought I’d see somebody with a game of Pong for a face, Archie.

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You mean L.O.G. over at @iiinterstellarmusepark? You have got to be kidding me, Nuts & Bolts is my favourite video game!

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That's great, Archie.

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Never thought I’d see somebody with a game of Pong for a face, Archie.

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Does Jigglypuff @puffywarrior seem a little off to you, Ted?

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That’s Kirby.

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Are we sure Shadow the Hedgehog is supposed to be hanging around with @saiyanprincesstrunks​, Archie? Also, have you seen my fridge at all? I seem to have misplaced it.

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Talk about nostalgia, Ted! Take a look at Laylee over at @insepairable, she’s positively batty!

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Er, that's Kazooie, Archie. She's a bird.

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I have to be honest Archie, I’m struggling to see @musemedallium’s Waluigi’s good side.

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A shockingly mediocre performance from the savior of the Mushroom Kingdom. Better luck next time, Mario!

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Hm, underhanded play from @intrappen. That’s more than enough for a disqualification, right Archie?

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This marks almost 389 consecutive replies for @ssjkallion​. Just how much farther can she extend this winning streak? 

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Hello, everybody, and welcome to the dashboard! Writers are giving it their all today in the roleplay community. Here to cover the action is yours truly, Ted Rumsworth, with analysis by my friend and associate, Archie Hubbs!

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Thanks, Ted, and a great big hello to everyone out there watching! Should we get write into the show, or comma ‘round a bit later?

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The writing has already begun, Archie...