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Eridan Ampora blog for BonusBound

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-- captivatingClamency [CC] began trolling commodusAdharma [CA] at 06:56 --

[06:56] CC: )(ey.

[06:56] CC: Are you awake?

[06:57] CA: yeah im awwake wwhats up

[06:57] CC: Not)(ing! I just saw you t)(ere after I came out from t)(e ablution traps and so... I guess I wanted to glub at you.

[06:58] CC: )(e)(e)(e, and talk too. T)(at's also important.

[06:59] CA: wwell

[06:59] CA: alright

[06:59] CA: sorry im still a little dazed i uh

[06:59] CA: had a wweird day

[06:59] CC: A weird day? 3:?

[06:59] CA: yeah

[07:00] CA: me vvris and kar did a game

[07:00] CA: fuckin creepy mannequin on a rolly thing

[07:00] CC: Woa)(!!! Creepy mannequins? Are you still in one piece???

[07:00] CA: yes thank GOD

[07:00] CA: wwe got a bunch of clothes though

[07:01] CC: T)(at's GR----EAT! O)( cod. Dare I even say, ----EXCITING? 3:D

[07:01] CA: id say its tirin to be honest

[07:01] CA: wwe got vvris all back in one piece

[07:01] CA: wwe had to catwwalk

[07:02] CA: wwe laughed wwe cried wwe did so many bodily functions

[07:02] CA: did you knoww

[07:02] CA: that vvris and kar havve knees

[07:02] CC: No. Glubbing. Wave.

[07:03] CA: i mean of course they havve knees but

[07:03] CA: i fuckin saww their knees

[07:03] CC: SCANDALOUS.

[07:03] CA: isnt it just

[07:03] CA: anywway

[07:03] CA: thats wwhat happened on my end

[07:03] CA: wwhat havve you been up to

[07:03] CC: )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e!!! I'm giggling so )(ard over )(ere.

[07:04] CC: Um, not)(ing. Just got out of t)(e ablution trap like I said! I got to )(ang out wit)( Roxy and Nepeta earlier. T)(en I took a nap!

[07:04] CC: I also got to glub wit)( Sollux and t)(at was reely fun! Also w)(y I don't )(ave my goggles rig)(t now. 3:P

[07:06] CA: oh good i wwas wwonderin wwhy you aint got the 8s

[07:08] CA: im guessin all of it wwent wwell

[07:08] CC: Yea)(! Sea? You get it! Conc)(sistancy is ----EV-ERYT)(ING.

[07:10] CA: right right

[07:11] CC: It was fine. At least I got to get caug)(t up wit)( everyone. W)(ic)( is w)(at counts, of course.

[07:11] CC: Glub glub glub.

[07:11] CA: yeah id imagine so

[07:11] CA: glub

[07:11] CC: GLUB.

[07:11] CA: GLUBGLUBGLUB

[07:11] CC: Wow!!! Rude!

[07:12] CA: you knoww wwhats rude

[07:12] CA: your FISHY FACE THATS WWHAT

[07:12] CC: >3:O!!!

[07:13] CC: I don't even )(ave my goggles to propurrly express just )(ow INFURRIAT-ED I am rig)(t now!!! Kick a girl w)(ile s)(e's down! Jerk!!!

[07:13] CC: )(e)(e)(e)(e, I'm kidding. -Everyone knows I'm t)(e best glubber around.

[07:13] CA: obvviously

[07:13] CA: i see youre still usin neps puns

[07:13] CC: Yes!

[07:14] CC: To bot)( t)(ings. I can't kelp it. T)(e puns just kind of SLIP out.

[07:14] CA: you got to be kitten me

[07:14] CC: O)(.

[07:14] CC: I just screens)(otted t)(at so I can s)(ow Nepeta later.

[07:15] CA: fuck NO

[07:15] CC: Too late. T)(e deed is done. 3B)

[07:15] CA: i fucked up

[07:15] CA: i fucked up noww

[07:16] CC: )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e!

[07:16] CC: Okay, I won't s)(ow. For your benefis)(.

[07:16] CA: thank fuck

[07:17] CC: Glub glub glub! 3:)

[07:17] CA: glub glub glub glub glub

[07:17] CC: Don't start t)(at again!

[07:18] CA: okay okay

[07:18] CA: jeez

[07:18] CA: i try to talk to you in your natural language and then you just shoot me dowwn

[07:19] CC: It's your natural language too! I just know I'm better at it t)(an you and so I'm sparing you t)(e embay-rrassment.

[07:22] CA: oh shut your glubhole

[07:22] CA: aint MY fault i gotta do recon on the landdwwellers

[07:22] CC: U)( )(u)(. S)(ore. You are TOTALLY being )(eld against your will.

[07:23] CA: wwell not SPECIFICALLY against my wwill

[07:23] CC: As I expected.

[07:24] CA: but STILL

[07:24] CC: T)(e amount of people w)(o are surfprised by t)(is are nobody! Nobody is surfprised by it!

[07:24] CC: Nobody, -Eridan.

[07:24] CC: No one at all. Not even me.

[07:26] CA: shhh

[07:26] CA: shhhhhhhh

[07:27] CC: )(e)(e)(e. okay, okay.

[07:28] CC: )(ey -Eridan?

[07:28] CA: wwhat

[07:28] CC: Are we alrig)(t?

[07:31] CA: i dont knoww

[07:31] CA: im still pretty peevved at you

[07:31] CA: but im in a pretty forgivvin mood right noww i guess

[07:31] CA: i cant promise nothin but

[07:31] CA: for noww im here

[07:32] CC: Would it )(elp better if I said I was sorry? Because I really am.

[07:36] CA: apologies dont mean nothin on their owwn and you knoww it

[07:38] CC: Well no. Of course not.

[07:39] CC: I've )(ad a lot of t)(ings on my mind lately. I guess... I )(aven't been able to t)(ink about )(ow anxious I really am about everyt)(ing.

[07:39] CC: Us being )(ere. Aradia being dead again. W)(at about w)(en we bring )(er back? W)(at t)(en?

[07:39] CA: then wwe beat the fuckin game

[07:42] CC: Yea)(. T)(at's t)(e obvious goal. I'm just... scared. For everyone. 3:(

[07:42] CC: Glub.

[07:43] CA: dont be

[07:43] CA: hope is my fuckin dominion right

[07:43] CA: ivve got all kinds of knowwledge ovver it and let me fuckin tell you

[07:43] CA: you gotta get your hopes up or else youre gonna think yourself dowwn into failure

[07:46] CC: Well yea)( but... Sig)(.

[07:46] CC: I'm always going to try my best. You know t)(at, rig)(t?

[07:46] CA: sorry if im invvalidatin your feelins or wwhatevver

[07:46] CA: yeah

[07:46] CA: i knoww

[07:47] CC: No, it's okay.

[07:47] CC: We'll figure t)(ings out!!! Just... one t)(ing at a time, I guess.

[07:49] CA: yeah

[07:49] CA: i mean wwere off to a good start at least

[07:49] CA: vvris is as good as neww

[07:49] CA: wwe could get more rings to get tavv robotic legs

[07:49] CA: wwhich is an actual thing wwe can do

[07:50] CC: I'm really glad to )(ear t)(at. A )(uge relief, you don't even know.

[07:51] CA: glad i could help

[07:52] CA: wwere not that far from savvin ara

[07:52] CA: and once wwevve got evverybody

[07:52] CA: wwell be fine

[07:52] CC: )(e)(e, you can tell Vriska t)(at Sollux agreed to let )(er and -Equius join t)(e group after all.

[07:53] CC: Or... form t)(e ot)(er )(alf of t)(e group, reely.

[07:53] CC: I was going to go! But it makes more sense for t)(em to go instead.

[07:54] CA: oh yeah vvris mentioned that

[07:55] CA: theyvve got a personal invvestment in the matter so i appreciate it

[07:55] CC: Yea)(! Now s)(e )(as a confirmation! 3:)

[07:56] CA: ill pass it along to her yeah

[07:56] CC: T)(is is ----EXCITING. You do realize we )(ave to t)(row Aradia a "You're Alive!" party, rig)(t?

[07:56] CA: oh jeez

[07:56] CA: do wwe really

[07:57] CA: cant wwe just you knoww wwelcome her back wwith open arms

[07:57] CC: Um, yes??? If you died and came back, wouldn't you want people to be )(appy about it???

[07:57] CC: You express it wit)( PARTI----ES!!!

[07:57] CC: I've always wanted to t)(row one, )(e)(e)(e)(e.

[07:58] CC: And )(ugs, yes. T)(ose are important too.

[07:59] CA: okay fine

[08:00] CA: i GUESS a party wwould be wworth thinkin about

[08:00] CC: 3:D

[08:00] CC: Yay!!!

[08:02] CA: i think you oughta talk to vvris or kar about this just to solidify the plan

[08:04] CC: I would, if t)(ey weren't so glubbing BUSY all t)(e time. T)(ey're always up to somefin or anot)(er! W)(ic)( is understandable, given t)(at t)(ey're co-leaders and all.

[08:05] CC: Sollux is all for it t)(oug)(. )(e)(e)(e)(e, don't tell anybody about it t)(oug)(. )(e )(as a R----EPUTATION to up)(old.

[08:05] CA: oh yes let me zip my lips and throww awway the key THIS is one secret that aint nevver escapin

[08:09] CC: Good! I knew I could count on you.

[08:10] CA: but yeah i dunno

[08:10] CA: they aint actually that busy i dont think

[08:10] CA: you just gotta barge in on them

[08:10] CC: Ps)(. You mig)(t not )(ave manners but I do! I'll catc)( t)(em sometime sc)(oon.

[08:11] CA: wwhatevver floats your boat

[08:12] CA: and i GOT manners

[08:12] CA: ivve just bypassed normal courtesies

[08:12] CA: by courtesy of being their favvorite guy evver

[08:12] CC: No, wait you do. Roxy was telling me all about t)(em!

[08:12] CA: huh

[08:13] CC: S)(e reely s)(ould start c)(arging people for lending out )(er brus)(, pira-nestly.

[08:13] CA: it aint wwhat you think

[08:14] CA: i NEED to savve their hair

[08:14] CC: )(e)(e)(e)(e, you're doing everyone a favor!!! No, I get it. You're t)(e silent )(ero t)(is group needs but doesn't deserve.

[08:14] CC: -Eridan glubbing Ampora.

[08:14] CC: You )(ave t)(e cape and everyfin!

[08:15] CA: youre damn right this group dont deservve me

[08:16] CC: I'm giggling all by myself again.

[08:16] CC: Cue t)(e dramatic breeze!

[08:16] CA: you better take a picture of this pose

[08:16] CC: So cool!!!

[08:19] CA: damn right

[08:19] CC: Glub glub glub glub! 3:)

[08:19] CA: glub glub

[08:20] CC: I'm reely )(appy t)(at t)(ings are working out for you, -Eridan. You )(ave a kismefis)(!!! You )(ave new clot)(es!!!

[08:21] CA: and i saw vvris and kars knees

[08:22] CC: Yea)(! You can )(it t)(e loafcoon wit)( t)(at )(appy t)(oug)(t in mind. You glubbing creep.

[08:22] CA: okay no you dont understand

[08:22] CC: Do I want to???

[08:22] CA: it wwas unbelievvably hilarious at the time

[08:22] CC: O)( my glub. I bet it was.

[08:22] CA: and then wwe wwere all gonna sleep and then

[08:22] CA: i wwas like

[08:23] CA: i cant stop thinkin about howw wwe got knees

[08:23] CA: and they just wwent yeah

[08:23] CC: )(e)(e)(e)(e!

[08:23] CA: i mean did you knoww kars got some serious legs

[08:23] CA: cause he does

[08:23] CA: he hides them in his baggy pants but noww i fuckin knoww

[08:24] CC: You would )(ave never guessed t)(at way! 3:O

[08:24] CA: vvris legs aint nothin to scoff at either

[08:24] CA: its fuckin strange as hell

[08:26] CC: I know w)(at you mean! W)(en s)(e strikes )(er stance, s)(e aims to glubbing OWN t)(at space. You can sea it in t)(e way s)(e stands.

[08:26] CA: yeah

[08:27] CA: its just

[08:28] CA: fuckin wweird sometimes wwhen you see somebody wwear somethin in a different style

[08:28] CC: O)(?

[08:29] CC: Isn't t)(at interesting. 3:)

[08:29] CA: hey uh

[08:29] CA: are you ok

[08:29] CA: cause that sounded pretty ominous and flat

[08:30] CA: i mean

[08:30] CA: i knoww i kinda disregarded wwhat you said earlier about anxieties and such

[08:30] CA: and then filled up this chat wwith my bs like alwways

[08:30] CA: but you CAN talk to me about stuff if you wwanna

[08:30] CC: W)(at??? I was just teasing! 3:O

[08:30] CA: oh

[08:30] CA: fuck you then

[08:31] CA: i take evverythin back

[08:31] CA: i aint listenin to nothin

[08:31] CC: Not)(ing ominous or flat going on )(ere! I'm just SUP----ER GLAD you and Vriska )(ave )(it it off again.

[08:31] CC: APPAR-ENTLY, t)(at's a glubbing crime all of a sudden.

[08:31] CC: Kelpsucker!

[08:31] CA: coralwwhiffer

[08:32] CC: Conc)(guzzler!

[08:32] CA: shellsniffer

[08:33] CC: I'm not reducing myself to your level, Mister!

[08:33] CA: youre the one wwho STARTED IT

[08:34] CC: W)(ale, maybe you s)(ould learn to take a compliment and not ASSUM-----E t)(ere are ulterior motives going on!

[08:34] CA: wwell MAYBE you oughta wwatch your TONE

[08:34] CA: somebody might think theres somethin fishy about it

[08:34] CC: I'll watc)( my glubbing tone as I SO PL---EAS-E!

[08:35] CC: Barnaclebreat)(.

[08:36] CC: I s)(ould leave you alone now. You said somefin about a sleepover?

[08:36] CA: oh

[08:36] CA: yeah

[08:36] CA: me kar and vvris had one

[08:36] CA: wwe wwere fuckin beat

[08:36] CC: )(e)(e)(e, you s)(ould sleep some more t)(en! You never know w)(en one of t)(em is going to wake up.

[08:38] CA: they left already honestly but i really do need more sleep there wwas an incident that interrupted our sleep pretty damn thoroughly

[08:38] CA: ill see you later

[08:38] CC: Okay! Sea you! 3:)

[08:38] CC: Bye, -Eridan!

-- commodusAdharma [CA] gave up trolling captivatingClamency [CC] at 08:38 --

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[10:30] CA: kar

[10:30] CA: havve you heard the newws

[10:30] CA: and by that i mean

[10:30] CA: havve you heard the newws about gam

[10:31] CG: DEAR SHIT, DON'T TELL ME HE DECIDED TO START SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHO PROBABLY DID NOTHING TO PROVOKE IT.

[10:31] CA: uh

[10:31] CA: wwell

[10:31] CA: i guess you kneww after all

[10:32] CG: I'M SURE YOU CAN IMAGINE THE INFURIATED NOISES I'M MAKING.

[10:33] CA: yes i can

[10:33] CA: theyre like a startled furious cluckbeast

[10:33] CG: GOOD, THAT PART OF YOUR PAN IS STILL IN TACT.

[10:33] CG: DID YOU FIND OUT WHO IT WAS?

[10:33] CA: pink cat girl

[10:33] CG: I'M STILL IN THE DARK ABOUT THAT.

[10:34] CG: REALLY? SHE LOOKED LIKE THE LEAST LIKELY TO GET PUNCHED BY ANYONE TO ME.

[10:34] CA: from wwhat she told me gam flipped his shit wwhen he saww his intelligence score

[10:35] CA: and she wwas in the line of fire i guess

[10:35] CG: HA.

[10:35] CG: WAY TO PROVE THE BOARD RIGHT, CHUCKLEBITCH.

[10:35] CG: NOT HER.

[10:35] CG: HIM.

[10:35] CA: you and him really wwent sour huh

[10:35] CG: MAYBE THAT SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR THE GIRLS.

[10:35] CG: YEAH.

[10:36] CA: do you wwanna talk about it

[10:36] CG: AMICABLE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE WORD FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.

[10:36] CG: NO. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IS ALSO AN OPPOSITE.

[10:36] CG: THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT TO BE DOING.

[10:36] CG: IS SHE OKAY?

[10:36] CG: HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM LATELY?

[10:37] CA: pink cat girl is okay i wwas talkin to her a wwhile ago

[10:37] CA: shes a bit hurt but nothin to be wworried ovver

[10:37] CA: wwhich

[10:37] CA: is fuckin startlin but anywway

[10:37] CA: apparently hes stuck in a portal makin corn

[10:37] CG: OH.

[10:37] CG: WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.

[10:37] CG: I GUESS.

[10:38] CG: WHAT THE HELL IS CORN?

[10:38] CA: uh

[10:38] CA: yelloww vvegetable

[10:39] CA: fuckin ridiculous thing that he could probably carvve wwith his teeth

[10:39] CG: THAT'S NOT SLIGHTLY UNNERVING OR ANYTHING.

[10:40] CA: ha

[10:40] CA: me and vvris got a chuckle in earlier ovver it

[10:40] CA: wwe said hed fuckin carvve shit for tavv

[10:40] CA: er

[10:40] CA: not literal shit

[10:40] CA: i am not implyin anythin havvin to do wwith literal fuckin shit

[10:40] CA: i am howwevver implyin he wwould carvve corn for tavv

[10:42] CG: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? ARE YOU SAYING THAT HE IS INTERESTED IN ROMANTICALLY FUCKING COURTING NITRAM?

[10:42] CG: HOW THE HELL DID THIS COME ON?

[10:42] CA: hasnt he alwways been into tavv

[10:43] CG: EVERYWHERE I TURN, SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT GIVES ME SUCH WHIPLASH THAT I'M PRETTY SURE I SAW MY LUSUS WITH A NUTCREATURE IN HIS MOUTH.

[10:44] CA: damn youre really out of the loop aint you

[10:44] CG: YEAH, I GUESS HE HAS BEEN, BUT HE'S NEVER REALLY DONE ANYTHING TO PURSUE IT AS FAR AS I KNOW.

[10:44] CG: I AM SO FAR OUT OF THE GOD DAMNED LOOP THAT I CAN'T SEE THE END OF THE ROPE.

[10:47] CA: wwell if it helps its just speculation

[10:47] CA: i aint got no idea if hes gonna actually do anythin

[10:47] CA: cause i havvent fuckin talked to him

[10:47] CA: but vvris says he and tavv are preeetty fuckin chummy

[10:48] CG: THAT'S GROSS. SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH TAVROS SOON.

[10:48] CG: MAYBE HE NEEDS SOME COGNITIVE READJUSTMENT.

[10:48] CA: as long as that someone aint me

[10:48] CG: WHY NOT YOU?

[10:48] CG: YOU CAN BOND OVER HAVING BEEN CUT IN HALF.

[10:48] CA: too soon

[10:48] CG: WOW.

[10:48] CG: THAT WAS TOO FAR.

[10:48] CA: thanks

[10:49] CA: i really appreciated that

[10:49] CG: I'M SORRY, OKAY? GOD.

[10:49] CA: here i am extendin an olivve branch of friendship and wwhat do i get in return

[10:49] CG: REALLY THOUGH. WHY NOT YOU?

[10:49] CA: a fuckin dig at my death

[10:49] CG: I'M NOT EXACTLY THE PINNACLE OF SOCIAL GRACE, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT.

[10:50] CA: alright alright i guess i can find it wwithin myself to forgivve you

[10:50] CA: anywway i aint talkin to tavv cause i just dont wwant to

[10:50] CG: I AM SO RELIEVED I THINK MY PUMP BISCUIT IS GOING TO SLOW TO THE POINT OF STOPPING.

[10:50] CG: YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO.

[10:50] CG: AMAZING.

[10:51] CA: oh yeah like there arent people you just dont wwant to talk to yourself

[10:51] CG: THAT IS THE BEST REASON TO NOT DO ANYTHING EVER IN THE ENTIRETY OF PARADOX SPACE.

[10:51] CG: OF COURSE THERE ARE PEOPLE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO, BUT IF THEY NEED TALKING TO, THEN I'LL TALK TO THEIR DISGUSTING FACES.

[10:52] CA: i aint the one wwho wwants to wwarn tavv off

[10:52] CA: you are

[10:52] CA: so you oughta be the one to talk sense into him

[10:53] CG: PATHETIC.

[10:53] CG: FINE.

[10:53] CG: I'LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE HIS SAD LIFE.

[10:53] CA: i kneww i could count on you

[10:54] CG: OH SHUT YOUR NUTRIENT CONSUMING FACE HOLE.

[10:54] CA: you missed the stuff that came out of my nutrient consumin face hole admit it

[10:55] CG: I'M NOT SO CONSUMED WITH DESPAIR THAT I'D MISS THE HEADACHE YOU INFLICT UPON ME EVERY TIME WE SPEAK.

[10:56] CA: good

[10:56] CA: i missed you too

[10:56] CG: DAMN RIGHT, YOU DID.

[10:56] CA: it wwas damn fuckin lonely in the bubbles and then it wwas damn fuckin ridiculous being a sprite

[10:57] CG: THE BUBBLES HAD A HELL OF A LOT OF DEAD PEOPLE. HOW WAS IT LONELY?

[10:57] CA: all the people id wwant to havve a chat wwith didnt wwant to havve a chat wwith me

[10:57] CA: and the people i didnt wwant to talk to wwanted to talk to me

[10:58] CA: my fuckin dancestor wwas the wworst

[10:58] CA: so i can be forgivven for givvin up companionship for some goddamn solitude

[10:59] CG: OKAY, YES. THAT MAKES SENSE.

[10:59] CG: HOW MUCH DID MY DANCESTOR TRY TO TALK YOUR AUDITORY FINS OFF?

[11:00] CA: i dont evven wwant to talk about it

[11:00] CA: wwho wwouldvve thought that somebody could talk more than you

[11:00] CA: not me

[11:00] CG: TRUST ME, I WAS JUST AS SHOCKED.

[11:00] CG: SHOCKED INTO COMPLETELY LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SPEECHES, AND SOMEHOW REMAINED STANDING.

[11:01] CA: HA

[11:01] CA: thats fuckin great

[11:01] CA: i just fucked right off wwhenevver he wwould evven showw a hint of goin in my direction

[11:02] CG: HOW DID WE EVER THINK THEY'D BE THE BADASS TROLLS THEY COULD NEVER HOLD A BURNING WAX STICK TO?

[11:02] CA: i havve no fuckin clue

[11:03] CA: apparently beforus wwas fuckin shit though so maybe thats wwhy

[11:03] CA: wwhy theyre shitty i mean

[11:04] CA: i sure fuckin HOPE thats wwhy theyre shitty

[11:04] CG: SOMEHOW MEENAH WAS PRETTY COOL, THOUGH.

[11:05] CA: thats wwhat ivve heard

[11:05] CA: thank fuck for that

[11:05] CA: SOME peixes gotta be badass

[11:05] CG: THANK YOU, FUCK.

[11:06] CG: I DON'T KNOW, FEFERI CAN BE PRETTY BADASS. YOU'VE SEEN HER CARRY ENTIRE WHALES.

[11:06] CA: did you really just do that

[11:06] CA: wwell yeah

[11:07] CA: but she aint in my good books lately so i aint complimentin her

[11:07] CG: IT WAS HILARIOUS, SHUT UP.

[11:07] CA: it wwas only hilarious to yourself im sorry to say

[11:07] CG: THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE HEARD IT AND YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR.

[11:08] CA: excuse you i havve a top notch sense of humor

[11:08] CA: your owwn howwevver leavves somethin to be desired

[11:09] CG: OH, RIGHT, I KEEP FORGETTING THAT THROWING A FISH HEAD AND YELLING "WWATCH TROUT" IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF COMEDY.

[11:09] CA: shut up that wwas fuckin great

[11:10] CG: IT WAS FUCKIN NOT.

[11:10] CG: I WAS PICKING SCALES OUT OF MY HAIR FOR DAYS.

[11:10] CA: you cannot tell me that you wwerent flat out fuckin stunned by that for a good feww seconds

[11:11] CG: I WAS STUNNED BY HOW UTTERLY STUPID IT WAS.

[11:11] CG: AND ALSO BECAUSE IT HURT A LITTLE BIT.

[11:11] CA: no you wwere stunned by howw fuckin fantastic it wwas

[11:11] CA: oh sorry

[11:11] CA: maybe if you had laughed at the joke it wwouldnt havve hurt

[11:11] CG: OH. OH, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. LAUGHING MAKES THE PAIN DISAPPEAR.

[11:12] CG: YOU'RE A SHITLICKING GENIUS.

[11:12] CA: youre damn right i am

[11:13] CG: HOW AM I STILL TALKING TO YOU?

[11:13] CA: im the most interestin person around

[11:14] CA: if you stopped talkin to me youd be bereft of companionship and friendship

[11:15] CG: I'M AT LEAST 99% CERTAIN THAT YOU AREN'T THE ONLY SKIDMARK I CAN CALL FRIEND.

[11:16] CA: yes but im the one wwhos talkin to you right noww arent i

[11:17] CG: WELL.

[11:17] CG: YES.

[11:17] CA: see

[11:17] CG: BUT I COULD EASILY CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE IMMEDIATELY.

[11:17] CA: but you wwont

[11:18] CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

[11:18] CG: HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?

[11:18] CG: YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.

[11:18] CG: YOU COULD BE THE MOST WRONG YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSING EXISTENCE.

[11:20] CA: youre still yappin at me

[11:20] CA: i dont see you closin the wwindoww anytime soon

[11:21] CG: I BET YOU'RE SO SMUG RIGHT NOW.

[11:21] CG: WELL, JOKE'S ON YOU.

-- carnivorousGravitation [CG] gave up trolling commodusAdharma [CA] at 23:21 --

[11:21] CA: wwoww

[11:21] CA: no

[11:21] CA: come back here assblood

[11:22] CA: kar cmon

[11:22] CG: ASSBLOOD? THAT'S WHAT YOU COME UP WITH?

[11:23] CA: thats wwhat ivve alwways called you

[11:23] CG: YOU'D THINK YOU'D HAVE SOMETHING NEW BY NOW.

[11:23] CA: wwhy come up wwith somethin neww wwhen the old thing wworks

[11:25] CG: THE SAME REASON YOU CRAWL WEAKLY INTO THE RECUPERACOON IN THE MORNING.

[11:26] CG: IT'S OLD AND TIRED.

[11:27] CA: are you tellin me im old

[11:28] CG: THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

[11:29] CA: no seriously

[11:29] CA: are you tellin me im fuckin old

[11:29] CG: WHAT IF I WAS?

[11:30] CA: then youre evven fuckin older shitprick

[11:30] CG: WOW, GOOD RESPONSE.

[11:30] CG: I'M NOT, BY THE WAY.

[11:30] CA: i aint at my best ok

[11:31] CG: I'M CALLING THE NAME OLD.

[11:31] CA: right

[11:31] CA: sure you are

[11:33] CG: I AM.

[11:33] CG: HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT I'M ALTERING THE TRUTH.

[11:33] CA: oh no i wwould nevver

[11:34] CA: i am rather implyin that youre covverin up wwhat you REALLY meant

[11:34] CG: YOU INSULT ME.

[11:34] CG: I AM HURT.

[11:34] CG: WOUNDED, EVEN.

[11:36] CA: im evven more wwounded

[11:36] CA: wwounded at the thought that youd lie about this

[11:36] CA: TO MY FACE

[11:36] CA: my figurativve face

[11:37] CA: wwhich i assure you is the vvery PICTURE of tragedy

[11:37] CA: er

[11:37] CA: tragic

[11:37] CA: dont you dare twwist that into me sayin my face is a tragedy

[11:37] CG: YOUR FACE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE PICTURE OF TRAGEDY.

[11:37] CG: IT'S TOO LATE.

[11:37] CA: i fuckin kneww youd do that

[11:37] CG: YOU FUCKED UP.

[11:37] CA: i fucked up

[11:37] CG: NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

[11:38] CA: you did this to me

[11:38] CG: YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF.

[11:38] CA: this wwouldnt havve happened to my face if it wwerent for you

[11:38] CG: I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR FACE.

[11:38] CG: ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT IT.

[11:38] CA: you did plenty of shit to my face

[11:39] CA: i wwould evven go so far as to say that you did EVVERYTHIN to my poor formerly gorgeous face

[11:39] CG: I LOOKED AT IT, AND I THOUGHT, "HOW SAD."

[11:39] CG: THAT WAS IT.

[11:39] CA: nope

[11:40] CA: you did much more than that

[11:40] CA: so much more that you could consider it to be

[11:40] CA: scandalous

[11:40] CA: wwait

[11:40] CA: that came out wwrong

[11:40] CG: WHAT KIND OF SICK ACTIVITIES GO ON BETWEEN US IN YOUR TWISTED LITTLE PAN?

[11:40] CG: ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT.

[11:40] CG: NEVER ANSWER THAT.

[11:40] CA: i dunno kar

[11:40] CA: i think youre answwerin that question yourself

[11:41] CG: NO. THERE IS NO ANSWER. THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER IS THAT I NEVER INTERACT WITH YOU IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM IN YOUR HEAD.

[11:42] CA: you interact wwith me all the time in reality though

[11:42] CA: howw am i supposed to be thinkin all these lies

[11:43] CG: THE REALITY SHOULD BE ENOUGH SO THAT THE IMAGINATION DOESN'T BOTHER.

[11:44] CA: wwell in my imagination youre somewwhat nicer

[11:44] CA: and did not close out of this wwindoww like a fuckin chump

[11:44] CG: YOUR IMAGINATION KARKAT IS WRONG AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF.

[11:46] CA: hmm

[11:46] CA: imagination kar says fuck you too

[11:47] CG: NO. NO, I'M NOT BORDERING BLACK FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF.

[11:47] CG: THAT STOPPED BEING A THING A LONG TIME AGO.

[11:48] CA: sometimes i look at my life

[11:48] CA: and think

[11:48] CA: boy

[11:48] CA: i sure am fuckin glad i aint kar

[11:49] CG: SPEAKING OF BORDERING BLACK FLIRTING, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[11:50] CA: uh

[11:50] CA: i think that wwent past the line of implyin things

[11:50] CG: I MEANT THAT YOU WERE BORDERING.

[11:50] CG: OH MY GOD.

[11:51] CA: are you sure

[11:51] CA: cause it sure sounded like somethin else to me

[11:51] CA: wwhich really im flattered about

[11:51] CG: NO.

[11:51] CG: NOPE.

[11:51] CA: but you just aint the spade for me

[11:51] CG: DON'T.

[11:51] CG: JESUS.

[11:51] CG: OKAY.

[11:51] CG: NOW.

[11:51] CG: I'M REALLY DONE.

[11:51] CG: GOODBYE.

-- carnivorousGravitation [CG] gave up trolling commodusAdharma [CA] at 23:51 --

[11:52] CA: oh cmon

[11:52] CA: i reject you and you leavve

[11:52] CA: wwhat is THAT supposed to imply

[11:53] CG: NO, SEE, A REJECTION IMPLIES THAT THERE WERE FEELINGS PRESENTED.

[11:53] CA: are you tellin me you led me on

[11:53] CG: DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE YOU HIT SEND?

[11:53] CA: kar

[11:53] CA: i cant believve

[11:53] CA: you wwould do this to me

[11:53] CG: I AM GAGGING RIGHT NOW.

[11:53] CA: wwhy wwould you toy wwith me like this

[11:54] CG: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T TRYING TO FUCK WITH US.

[11:54] CG: NO.

[11:54] CG: I WASN'T.

[11:54] CG: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

[11:54] CA: oh so noww youre denyin THIS too

[11:54] CG: YOU ARE PROJECTING UNHEALTHY IMPLICATIONS ONTO MY INTENTIONS.

[11:54] CG: STOP.

[11:55] CA: okay okay jeez

[11:55] CG: THIS IS WORSE THAN FEFERI TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOU AND VRISKA.

[11:55] CA: she did wwhat

[11:55] CG: OH. RIGHT.

[11:56] CG: SHE WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD ME ABOUT GAMZEE AND THE HUMAN.

[11:56] CA: of course she wwas

[11:56] CA: did she tell you about howw shes gonna still be pals wwith the idiot

[11:56] CG: AND THEN SHE STARTED SPEWING HOOFBEAST SHIT ABOUT YOU TWO AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP.

[11:56] CG: WHAT.

[11:56] CG: NO.

[11:56] CG: TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.

[11:56] CA: i wwish i wwas

[11:57] CG: WOW.

[11:57] CA: she wwas blatherin on about howw wwe gotta judge people by wwhat they do noww instead of wwhat theyvve done in the past

[11:57] CA: and he made her laugh cause of pool noodles or some shit

[11:57] CA: so shes completely alright wwith him

[11:57] CG: YOU'RE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.

[11:57] CA: im fuckin serious

[11:57] CA: i can get the log

[11:58] CG: NO, DON'T BOTHER.

[11:58] CG: I BELIEVE IT.

[11:58] CG: THAT'S DISGUSTING.

[11:58] CA: isnt it

[11:58] CA: fuckin hypocritical

[11:59] CA: did i tell you about howw she threatened me

[11:59] CA: i cant remember if it wwas you or vvris or both of you

[12:02] CG: THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT.

[12:02] CA: hm

[12:02] CA: wwell

[12:03] CA: first convversation wwe had she said that if i stepped one toe out a line shed come straight for me

[12:03] CA: mind you this wwas a feww scant hours after landin here

[12:03] CG: WOW.

[12:03] CG: THAT'S.

[12:04] CG: ALL I CAN SAY IS /WOW./

[12:04] CG: EVEN OUT LOUD. I'M TRYING TO ARTICULATE OUT LOUD, AND ALL THAT'S COMING OUT IS "WOW."

[12:04] CA: i knoww right

[12:04] CA: like come the fuck ON

[12:04] CA: im her former moirail shouldnt that count for somethin more than a guy wwho made her laugh about fuckin pool noodles

[12:05] CG: SHE'S MORE OUT OF HER PAN THAN I THOUGHT.

[12:05] CG: MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH HER TOO.

[12:06] CA: it wwont be me

[12:06] CA: considerin she aint listenin to me not one bit

[12:06] CG: THIS TIME, I DIDN'T COUNT YOU AS ONE OF THE CANDIDATES.

[12:07] CA: thank fuck

[12:09] CG: THANK YOU, FUCK.

[12:09] CA: youd think youd have somethin neww by noww

[12:10] CG: THE PLATONIC HATE IS FLOWING SO VIGOROUSLY THROUGH MY VEINS.

[12:10] CA: youre wwelcome

[12:10] CA: i kneww youd get a kick out of that

[12:15] CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

[12:15] CA: you could start wwith tellin me im fuckin hilarious

[12:16] CG: I STAND BY THE FACT THAT YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR MAKES FRESHLY HATCHED WIGGLERS WEEP.

[12:16] CA: aww kar i didnt mean to make you cry

[12:16] CG: WOW.

[12:16] CG: OH WOW.

[12:16] CG: THAT WAS SO GOOD.

[12:17] CG: I AM SO IMPRESSED.

[12:17] CA: thanks

[12:17] CG: THAT JOKE WAS SO AMAZING.

[12:17] CG: I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE HOW INCREDIBLE THAT WAS.

[12:17] CA: please do

[12:17] CG: I WILL.

[12:17] CG: I'M GOING TO DO THAT.

[12:17] CG: RIGHT NOW.

-- carnivorousGravitation [CG] gave up trolling commodusAdharma [CA] at 00:17 --

[12:17] CA: oh for fucks sake

[12:18] CG: WHAT? YOU WANTED ME TO TELL EVERYONE.

[12:18] CA: yes but i didnt wwant you to LEAVVE

[12:19] CG: I CAN'T HAVE DISTRACTIONS IN THE FORM OF YOUR UNENDING WIT.

[12:20] CA: oh please

[12:20] CA: you make it through all the time

[12:21] CG: NO, THIS TIME IT'S TOO POTENT.

[12:21] CG: I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR HANDLE.

[12:21] CG: IT'S TOO MUCH.

[12:21] CG: YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR EVERY OTHER JOKE.

[12:22] CG: I'M NEVER GOING TO FEEL THIS IMMENSE JOY AGAIN.

[12:22] CG: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

[12:22] CG: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.

[12:22] CA: its because im your friend that i did this

[12:22] CG: APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG.

[12:23] CG: NO. A FRIEND DOESN'T DO THAT.

[12:23] CA: it wwas wwritten in the shittyass fuckin clouds that one ruinous day

[12:23] CA: i wwould demolish all other jokes for you

[12:23] CA: i wwas only fulfillin the prophecy

[12:23] CG: A FRIEND DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU CAN NEVER FEEL TRUE HAPPINESS EVER AGAIN AFTER THAT.

[12:23] CG: YOU'RE TERRIBLE.

[12:23] CA: i really am

[12:23] CG: THE NEXT TIME I CLOSE THIS WINDOW WILL BE THE LAST.

[12:23] CA: dont close it noww

[12:23] CA: i wwas serious about not wwantin you to leavve

[12:23] CG: DID THE CLOUDS TELL YOU WHEN IT WOULD HAPPEN?

[12:24] CA: the clouds nevver told me any useful shit

[12:24] CA: stupidass recalcitrant goddamn clouds

[12:29] CG: YEAH, THEY NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING GOOD EITHER.

[12:30] CG: YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK TO ME THAT MUCH, HUH?

[12:30] CA: if youre goin to hold it ovver my head then no

[12:31] CG: OKAY, BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

[12:31] CG: WHY?

[12:31] CA: wwhy the fuck not

[12:32] CA: i mean it aint like i can get all my convversation needs from vvris and aside from you shes the only one wwholl fuckin talk to me

[12:32] CA: wwell i mean

[12:32] CA: fef wwill talk to me but i dont wwanna talk to her for a good wwhile

[12:33] CG: OH. I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

[12:34] CA: wwhy

[12:34] CA: wwere you hopin for somethin else

[12:35] CG: WHAT.

[12:35] CA: wwhat

[12:35] CG: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY NOW?

[12:35] CA: uh

[12:35] CA: nothin

[12:35] CA: im just sayin

[12:35] CA: rather im just askin an innocent question

[12:36] CG: YOU SOUND LIKE THE GUILTIEST ASSMUNCH RIGHT NOW.

[12:37] CA: it sounds like youre pushin your fantasy on me

[12:37] CA: im not the only one wwholl let my imagination get wwild it seems

[12:39] CG: OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT NOT WANTING ME TO LEAVE?

[12:40] CG: BECAUSE I'M NOT SENSING THAT.

[12:40] CG: I'M SENSING A LOT OF "GOODBYE KARKAT, I'M DONE TALKIN TO YOU NOWW."

[12:40] CA: okay for one

[12:40] CA: you fuckin messed that up

[12:40] CA: wwhen wwas the last time i said your full name

[12:40] CG: OH SHUT THE HELL UP.

[12:41] CA: for second

[12:41] CA: alright ill let this die

[12:41] CA: but dont think for one moment it wwont be present in the back of my mind

[12:41] CG: I DON'T WANT TO THINK ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MIND.

[12:42] CG: IT'S NO DOUBT A HORRIFIC PLACE TO BE.

[12:42] CA: to be fair it probably is

[12:43] CG: YEAH, THAT'S WHY I SAID IT.

[12:43] CA: your nubby ass wwould nevver be able to handle it

[12:43] CA: i

[12:43] CA: said that wwrong

[12:43] CA: i said that so wwrong

[12:44] CG: MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING.

[12:45] CA: if by that you mean let you chatter on and fill this wwindoww wwith your gray anonymous text

[12:45] CA: then yes

[12:45] CA: maybe i should

[12:47] CG: OKAY, BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? DO YOU WANT ME TO RECITE SOME EPIC POETRY ABOUT A TROLL ON A ONE YEAR JOURNEY THROUGH THE PERILS OF THE SEA ON HIS WAY HOME THAT WILL SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR SALTY FEET AND SEND YOU INTO A SWOON SO VIOLENT THAT WE HAVE TO PLAY A GAME TO GET YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS BACK? I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT PREPARED, NOR DO I WANT TO INDUCE SUCH A STATE IN YOUR GROSS BEING.

[12:48] CG: EVERYBODY EXPECTS ME TO FLOOD THE WINDOW WHEN THEY TALK TO ME.

[12:48] CG: I KNOW I TALK A LOT, BUT REALLY.

[12:48] CG: IS IT REALLY THAT MUCH?

[12:48] CA: yes

[12:48] CG: DOES YOUR TEXT GET DROWNED OUT THAT QUICKLY?

[12:48] CG: OH.

[12:48] CG: SHUT UP.

[12:48] CA: i didnt say i fuckin minded

[12:48] CG: YOU SAID YOU WERE SHUTTING UP.

[12:49] CA: okay okay jeez sorry

[12:49] CG: ALSO IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.

[12:49] CA: im shuttin up noww

[12:49] CG: SO GOOD JOB ON THAT.

[12:50] CG: GREAT, REALLY GOOD JOB BUDDY. I'VE LOST TRACK OF EVERYTHING I WAS ABOUT TO SAY.

[12:50] CA: somethin about swweepin me off my feet

[12:50] CG: THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE FROM THAT.

[12:51] CA: wwas it not

[12:51] CA: here i thought youd make me swwoon

[12:51] CG: I SAID THAT WAS SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO DO.

[12:51] CA: did you

[12:51] CG: I'M REALLY STARTING TO QUESTION YOUR READING COMPREHENSION LEVEL.

[12:52] CA: i mustvve skipped ovver that part

[12:52] CA: your wwords start blurrin together wwhen you start talkin

[12:52] CG: ALWAYS HEARING ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR.

[12:52] CG: WOW.

[12:52] CG: HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID "WOW" IN THIS CONVERSATION?

[12:52] CG: IT'S A LOT.

[12:52] CG: BECAUSE YOU KEEP MAKING ME SAY IT.

[12:52] CA: alwways glad to amaze you

[12:53] CG: BECAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING THINGS THAT REQUIRE AN UNIMPRESSED DISBELIEVING "WOW."

[12:53] CG: IT'S NOT THE KIND OF AMAZING YOU WANT IT TO BE.

[12:54] CA: you cant tell me you havvent emitted at least a chuckle

[12:54] CG: I HAVE EMITTED A CHUCKLE.

[12:54] CG: WHEN I SAID "THANK YOU, FUCK."

[12:55] CG: I CHUCKLED BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY.

[12:56] CA: so youre tellin me you havvent laughed at all durin this entire convversation except to laugh at yourself

[12:56] CG: YES, BECAUSE I AM HILARIOUS.

[12:56] CA: you havvent laughed at anythin ivve said

[12:56] CA: at all

[12:57] CG: I CANNOT RECALL.

[12:58] CA: yes you can

[12:58] CA: cmon

[12:58] CA: im provvidin you wwith rich entertainment the LEAST you could do is tell me ivve made you laugh

[12:59] CG: WOULD THAT MAKE YOU ADMIT THAT YOU LAUGHED AT WHAT I SAID?

[01:00] CA: maybe

[01:01] CG: I CAN'T COMMIT TO A LIE FOR A MAYBE.

[01:01] CA: so it seems wwere at an impasse

[01:02] CA: cause i cant commit to a lie if youre also committin to a lie

[01:02] CG: WE ARE UNBELIEVABLY BAD AT THIS.

[01:03] CA: givve me the lie and ill givve you the lie

[01:04] CG: OKAY.

[01:04] CG: YOU MADE ME LAUGH WITH THOSE PATHETICALLY STRUNG TOGETHER WORDS THAT YOU DEEM JOKES.

[01:05] CA: you made me laugh wwith that fuckin awwful joke you made twwice like once wwasnt enough

[01:08] CG: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, YOU LAUGHED.

[01:08] CA: you totally fuckin laughed at my jokes too

[01:09] CG: BELIEVE WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP, YOU MOLDY CODPIECE.

[01:10] CA: nevver call me that again

[01:10] CA: i just shuddered a bit

[01:12] CG: I'LL LOCK THAT AWAY FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS, THEN.

[01:12] CA: thank you

[01:13] CA: ill be sure to react extra vviolently

[01:13] CG: PLEASE DON'T.

[01:14] CA: nope i already promised i wwould

[01:15] CG: TAKE IT BACK.

[01:15] CG: TAKE BACK THE PROMISE.

[01:15] CA: i aint takin it back

[01:15] CG: FUCK.

[01:15] CA: youre just gonna havve to deal wwith it

[01:16] CA: you drovve me to this

[01:16] CG: NOTE TO ASSHOLE FUTURE SELF: DO NOT UNLOCK THAT PARTICULAR SAFE.

[01:16] CA: noww you gotta face wwhat youvve done

[01:16] CA: or lock it awway apparently

[01:18] CG: IT IS LOCKED SO SECURELY THAT THE EMPRESS' TOP PSIONICS COULDN'T OPEN IT. SUBJUGGLATORS SPENT THREE WEEKS TRYING TO SMASH IT OPEN.

[01:18] CG: NO VIOLENCE NEEDED.

[01:18] CA: great

[01:18] CA: just as fuckin planned

[01:18] CG: THE PLATONIC HATE NEVER CEASES.

[01:19] CA: of course it doesnt

[01:20] CA: you and platonic hate nevver get a fuckin break

[01:20] CA: its like youre fuckin datin the thing

[01:20] CA: wwhich wwouldnt surprise me considerin youvve tried hateflirtin wwith yourself

[01:21] CG: I AM DATING PLATONIC HATE.

[01:21] CG: THIS IS THE STEADIEST RELATIONSHIP ANYONE IN THIS ENTIRE SHITTY GROUP HAS EVER HAD.

[01:21] CA: i resent that

[01:21] CG: RESENT ALL YOU WANT.

[01:23] CA: oh trust me i am

[01:23] CA: i wwould like to put forth the ACTUAL steadiest relationship this group has evver had

[01:23] CA: are you ready for this

[01:23] CA: itll strike you as so completely obvvious that youll havve to step dowwn and take a good long look at yourself

[01:23] CG: DON'T DO IT.

[01:24] CA: wwhat

[01:24] CG: I SWEAR TO GOD.

[01:24] CA: wwhat do you think im gonna say

[01:24] CG: IT DOESN'T MATTER.

[01:24] CA: i wwas gonna say nep and eq

[01:25] CG: SEE, I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT. I DIDN'T SAY IT BECAUSE IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT IT DOESN'T NEED SAYING.

[01:25] CG: THEY ARE AN OUTLIER AND SHOULD NOT BE COUNTED.

[01:26] CA: you and your platonic hate is a fuckin outlier and shouldnt be counted

[01:26] CG: YOUR SCIENCE IS FLAWED AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

[01:33] CA: i came out to havve a good time and im honestly feelin so attacked right noww

[01:35] CG: THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UPSET.

[01:42] CA: that really rustled my fuckin jimmies

[01:47] CG: I AM SO ERIDONE RIGHT NOW.

[01:47] CA: i guess i shouldvve knowwn you karkant handle this

[01:48] CG: ...

-- carnivorousGravitation [CG] gave up trolling commodusAdharma [CA] at 01:48 --

[01:49] CA: you laughed at that

[01:49] CA: you totally fuckin laughed

[01:49] CG: YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE.

[01:49] CA: so you DID laugh

[01:49] CG: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

[01:49] CA: you aint denyin it

[01:49] CG: I'M NOT CONFIRMING IT.

[01:50] CA: youre confirmin it noww

[01:50] CG: YOU ARE COMPLETELY MISCONSTRUING MY WORDS.

[01:50] CA: i aint misconstruin nothin

[01:50] CA: im just sayin you laughed

[01:51] CA: and all evvidence points to that being the goddamn truth

[01:51] CG: AND I SAY THAT YOU LAUGHED AT MINE.

[01:51] CA: maybe

[01:51] CG: DON'T DO THE MAYBE SHIT AGAIN.

[01:51] CG: JUST ADMIT IT.

[01:52] CA: i aint admittin shit until you do

[01:52] CG: THEN I GUESS WE'RE STUCK AGAIN.

[01:52] CA: there could be wworse fates

[01:52] CA: you admit it first

[01:53] CG: WHY SHOULD I GO FIRST?

[01:54] CA: because you broke first

[01:55] CG: CLOSING THE WINDOW DOES NOT MEAN BREAKING.

[01:55] CA: yes it does

[01:55] CG: I'VE CLOSED THE WINDOW AT LEAST THREE TIMES ALREADY.

[01:55] CA: but nevver at such a good goddamn joke

[01:57] CG: THE JOKE WAS SO GODDAMN TERRIBLE.

[01:57] CA: the joke wwas fuckin great

[01:57] CA: admit it

[01:57] CG: WE'RE NEVER GOING TO RESOLVE THIS.

[01:57] CA: ha yeah wwe arent

[01:58] CG: SINCE THIS ISN'T GOING TO END, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

[01:58] CA: i havve no idea

[01:59] CA: maybe just agree to keep this unresolvved and look back on this memory fondly

[01:59] CG: RIGHT. FONDLY.

[01:59] CA: extremely fondly

[02:00] CA: i knoww you can find it wwithin yourself to feel that softer emotion

[02:00] CA: you just gotta look past the craggy mountaintops that block evverythin except hatred

[02:00] CG: THOSE MOUNTAINTOPS ARE IMPASSABLE.

[02:00] CG: NICE TRY, THOUGH.

[02:01] CA: no they aint

[02:01] CA: wwevve both seen those kinder vvalleys

[02:01] CA: noww just fuckin shovve aside the mountains

[02:01] CA: i wwant you to say to me that you wwill remember this fondly

[02:02] CG: I WILL REMEMBER THIS WITH SLIGHTLY LESS ANIMOSITY THAN USUAL.

[02:03] CA: good enough

[02:03] CA: thanks kar ivve alwways wwanted to hear you say that

[02:03] CA: ill be sure to tell evverybody that you felt somethin other than hatred

[02:04] CG: DON'T SPOIL MY GOOD HATING NAME.

[02:04] CA: its too late

[02:05] CA: you spoiled it the fuckin second you started spoutin memes at me

[02:05] CG: THAT'S TOO BAD. I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SILENCE YOU.

[02:07] CA: there are other wways to stop me

[02:07] CG: WHAT WAYS ARE THERE OTHER THAN CULLING YOU?

[02:07] CA: bribin me for one thing

[02:07] CA: and yep thats it

[02:07] CA: just bribin

[02:08] CA: and bribin wwould be better for the both of us

[02:09] CG: SOMETIMES I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME OF THE SHIT THAT COMES FROM YOUR ROTTED WORD GENERATOR.

[02:09] CG: WHAT WOULD I EVEN FUCKING BRIBE YOU WITH?

[02:09] CA: you knoww wwhat i wwant

[02:09] CG: I'M NOT SAYING IT.

[02:10] CA: say it

[02:10] CG: I AM NOT. SAYING IT.

[02:10] CA: say it

[02:11] CA: out loud but also online

[02:11] CG: FINE! IT WAS FUNNY AND I LAUGHED! ARE YOU PLEASED WITH YOURSELF? DID THAT GET YOU JUST THE RIGHT THRILL?

[02:11] CA: yes

[02:11] CG: I AM NOT SAYING IT OUT LOUD.

[02:11] CA: thats okay i noww havve textual evvidence

[02:11] CA: i am sufficiently pleased by this offerin

[02:11] CA: your secret is safe wwith me

[02:11] CG: FUCK.

[02:12] CG: NOW YOU HAVE TO SAY IT.

[02:12] CA: okay fine

[02:13] CA: just to make you feel better about yourself

[02:13] CA: i laughed at your fuckin jokes and that pun

[02:13] CG: GOOD.

[02:13] CG: IT'S BEEN DONE.

[02:13] CA: wwe havve officially resolvved this

[02:13] CG: THANK FUCK.

[02:14] CA: thank you fuck

[02:16] CG: FUCK SAYS YOU'RE WELCOME.

[02:16] CA: fuck likes me more evvidently

[02:16] CA: considerin im the one wwhos gotten a response and not you

[02:17] CG: HOW MANY MORE TIMES AM I GOING TO CLOSE THE WINDOW?

[02:17] CG: EVEN THE CLOUDS DON'T KNOW.

[02:18] CA: you wwere mildly amused at that wwerent you

[02:18] CG: WE NEED TO STOP ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF LAUGHING AT THINGS.

[02:18] CG: IT'S GOING TO KEEP HAPPENING.

[02:19] CA: but you did laugh right

[02:19] CG: JESUS.

[02:19] CG: YES, I LAUGHED.

[02:19] CA: thank you

[02:19] CA: i feel vvery accomplished

[02:19] CG: YOU'RE WELCOME, SHITBAG.

[02:25] CA: Woooooooow, could you guys even get any more o8vioujerhfkjdlkmkjn

[02:25] CG: WHAT THE FUCK.

[02:26] CG: IS VRISKA THERE WITH YOU?

[02:27] CA: FUCK yes she is sorry

[02:27] CA: she wwas asleep and just wwoke up

[02:27] CA: i gotta go uh

[02:27] CA: talk to you later

[02:27] CG: WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT WITH BEING OBVIOUS?

[02:27] CG: OH.

[02:28] CA: remember to talk to tavv

[02:28] CG: FINE WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO, IT STOPS, BUT IF I TRY TO LEAVE IT'S ALL "PLEASE KAR DON'T LEAVVE ME. WWHAT WWILL I DO WWITHOUT YOU?"

[02:28] CG: YEAH OKAY.

[02:28] CA: this is a completely different situation

[02:28] CA: you dont understand

[02:28] CA: wwell actually you should

[02:28] CA: this is vvris wwere talkin about

[02:28] CG: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND JUST FINE.

[02:28] CA: vvris wwhos currently lookin at my screen

[02:29] CA: okay yeah anywway

[02:29] CA: see you

[02:29] CG: HI, VRISKA.

[02:29] CG: BYE, VRISKA.

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[08:34] -- captivatingClamency [CC] began trolling commodusAdharma [CA] at 20:34 --

[08:34] CC: So... do you take walk-ins or are appointments AS)(OALUT----ELY necessary?

[08:34] CA: wwhat

[08:35] CC: You know w)(at I'm talking about!

[08:35] CC: )(AIR APPOINTM-ENTS?

[08:36] CA: wwhat exactly havve you heard

[08:37] CC: I )(aven't )(eard anyfin. I saw it all wit)( my own two goggles!

[08:37] CA: okay no

[08:37] CA: first off

[08:37] CA: you saww NOTHIN

[08:37] CA: secondly

[08:38] CA: you aint evven got twwo goggles im figurin youre mathematically challenged right about noww along wwith visually challenged

[08:38] CA: considerin you didnt see SHIT

[08:38] CC: I saw it -Eridan... I saw... -Everyfin...

[08:38] CC: All t)(e fins. All of t)(em. >38)

[08:38] CA: none of the fins

[08:38] CA: none of them

[08:39] CC: And excuse me, I totally )(ave two goggles! Just because you're jealous doesn't mean you can take it out on me.

[08:39] CC: Mister Squinty Four-eyes.

[08:40] CA: glub

[08:41] CC: Glub glub glub! Jellyfis)(. It's you.

[08:41] CA: oh no

[08:41] CA: you are NOT startin this

[08:42] CC: I'm not starting anyt)(ing! All I did was ask a s)(rimple question and YOU'R-----E t)(e one w)(o's getting )(is scarf in a glubbing twist about it.

[08:43] CC: I mean you don't )(AV---E to tell me about it. I'll just keep going a)(ead and make as many assumptions as I deem fit.

[08:45] CC: We're still glubbing about )(air appointments, of course. 38)

[08:45] CA: UGH

[08:45] CA: howw about wwe talk about somethin else

[08:45] CA: somethin like gam for example

[08:45] CA: havve you heard about wwhat he did yet

[08:46] CC: Yes, I did.

[08:46] CC: )(e)(e)(e.

[08:46] CA: that laughter seems a bit

[08:46] CA: ominous

[08:47] CC: W)(ale... I WAS wit)( Vriska w)(en we found out and since I )(aven't told you myself...

[08:47] CC: Gee, I wonder w)(ere you )(eard it from?

[08:47] CA: uh

[08:47] CA: pink cat girl

[08:47] CC: Roxy? >38?

[08:48] CA: yeah her

[08:48] CC: O)(. Was s)(e t)(e mysterious )(uman w)(o left t)(e bite mark in t)(e red skinned fruit we found at t)(e scene of t)(e crime??

[08:49] CA: most likely yes

[08:49] CA: shes the one wwho got into a fight wwith gam

[08:49] CC: Woa)(!!! 38o

[08:49] CC: A fig)(t?? W)(at t)(e glub.

[08:49] CC: T)(at explains t)(e blood too. )(mmm...

[08:49] CA: apparently gam got upset cause he cant play the first game and flipped out on her

[08:50] CA: and noww hes trapped in a portal makin corn

[08:51] CC: O)( cod.

[08:52] CA: yeah

[08:53] CA: did you and vvris try and play invvestigator at the scene of the crime or wwhat

[08:54] CC: Kind of! I mean, I'm no PROFIS)(-IONAL or anyt)(ing but it was fun to at least try!

[08:56] CA: right

[08:57] CC: W)(at?

[08:57] CA: wwhat

[08:57] CC: I don't know! I'm asking you! >38P

[08:58] CA: wwell

[08:58] CA: i guess im just thinkin about stuff

[08:58] CA: it aint anythin important

[09:01] CC: )(m... It mig)(t be important enoug)( if you're bringing it up.

[09:01] CC: W)(at kind of stuff?

[09:02] CA: wwhat do you think wwere gonna do about gam

[09:02] CA: i mean

[09:02] CA: hes ALREADY fuckin shit up and wwe havvent evven made it to the first levvel yet

[09:02] CA: for noww hes locked awway farmin corn and such

[09:02] CA: but wwhat about after

[09:03] CA: he wwas pissed as all hell from wwhat ivve heard wwhen he found out he couldnt play the first game

[09:03] CA: hes fuckin vvolatile and you KNOWW howw strong he is wwe all remember

[09:05] CC: Well yea)(... but )(e's a member of our group too. We can't just glubbing LOCK )(im away just because )(e mig)(t pull culls)(it or somefin.

[09:05] CC: )(e's so volatile, trying to directly control )(im would probably be a bad idea.

[09:05] CC: We're basically just setting ourselves up for disappointment!

[09:06] CA: hm

[09:06] CA: i guess

[09:06] CA: still though it doesnt seem right to let him havve free rein

[09:08] CC: Maybe instead of pitting ourselves against )(im, maybe we could try to understand w)(ere )(e's coming from first?

[09:08] CC: You can't just assume )(e's doing anyt)(ing for NOT)(ING. T)(at's stupid!

[09:08] CA: fef

[09:08] CA: you DO recall that this is gam wwere talkin about right

[09:09] CC: Yea)(! Of course!

[09:09] CC: I glubbed wit)( )(im earlier. )(e told me t)(ank you for talking to )(im w)(en nobody else would.

[09:09] CA: wwhat

[09:09] CA: hes obvviously playin you

[09:10] CC: W)(at did )(e )(ave to gain if )(e was PLAYING me?

[09:11] CC: )(e was just saying t)(anks. And also making me laug)( wit)( reely funny images of pool noodle t)(rones. 38)

[09:11] CA: im just sayin i dont trust him

[09:12] CC: W)(ale, you know w)(at t)(ey say. Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

[09:12] CC: I t)(oug)(t you'd be t)(e first troll to put t)(at idea to practice!

[09:13] CA: wwell YEAH but theres a point wwhere it becomes fuckin suicidal

[09:13] CA: and that point ends and starts wwith gam

[09:13] CC: W)(o's being suicidal??

[09:14] CA: do you really need me to spell it out for you

[09:15] CC: If you t)(ink it's M----E, t)(en I t)(ink you're being ridiculous.

[09:15] CC: You can't just blindly mistrust someone you're supposed to be working towards a common goal wit)(.

[09:15] CA: yeah yeah

[09:15] CA: wwell see wwhich one of us ends up regrettin our decision

[09:18] CC: I don't t)(ink you understand )(ow crucial it is t)(at we all work toget)(er, -Eridan. We N-----E-ED to overcome our differences if we want to get anyw)(ere!

[09:19] CC: Gamzee is stuck farming corn for glubbing out loud! Little mistakes like t)(at are pretty muc)( going to be our downfall if we don't figure out a way to fix t)(em!

[09:20] CA: howw about you givve this speech to gam wwhenevver he makes it out

[09:20] CA: cause i dont need to hear it

[09:21] CC: )(ow come? I t)(ink it applies to everybody. >38I

[09:22] CA: wwell FIRST OF ALL

[09:23] CA: i dont need some shitty lecture about teamwwork that only came about wwhen i mentioned i aint gonna trust gam WWHO BY THE WWAY HAS NOT GIVVEN ANY INDICATION THAT HES WWORTHY OF SAID TRUST

[09:23] CA: and has in fact done the EXACT OPPOSITE

[09:23] CA: you fuckin knoww wwe missed out on some swweeps

[09:23] CA: wwho KNOWWS wwhat happened

[09:23] CA: all i knoww is i aint trustin him as far as i can throww him

[09:24] CA: and thats the ONLY person i got any issue wwith

[09:24] CA: so far anywway

[09:25] CC: T)(at's fine! You are completely free to make t)(at decision for yourself!

[09:26] CC: But don't expect me to follow your logic. I just )(appen to know t)(ere's more to it t)(an t)(at!

[09:27] CA: right wwhatevver

[09:27] CA: aint like you evver agreed wwith my logic anywway

[09:29] CC: If I followed YOUR logic all t)(e time, I don't t)(ink I would )(ave made friends wit)( you in t)(e first place, -Eridan.

[09:29] CC: And I'm really just giving )(im t)(e benefis)( of t)(e trout anyway. T)(ere's no )(arm in t)(at!

[09:33] CA: pshh yeah okay

[09:33] CA: but wwhen you turn out to havve been WWRONG about it

[09:33] CA: ill be RIGHT HERE

[09:33] CA: prepared to tell you i told you so

[09:34] CC: ...

[09:36] CC: I don't t)(ink t)(ere's a rig)(t or wrong answer to t)(is.

[09:37] CC: But I GU----ESS I'm glad you told me your side of t)(e story.

[09:39] CA: wwoww

[09:39] CA: so its MY side of the story noww

[09:39] CA: like HIS is just as fuckin vvalid and wwont make him seem batshit

[09:39] CA: alright

[09:39] CA: i see

[09:39] CA: i dont need to deal wwith this

[09:40] CA: you do wwhatevver the fuck you wwant

[09:40] CA: I aint the one wwhos gonna get bit in the ass for it

[09:40] CC: I'm just saying! It's easier to make an impartial decision w)(en you're aware of more information t)(an just your own!

[09:40] CC: T)(ere's no need to get your gills in a grind about it.

[09:41] CA: ugh

[09:41] CA: im too tired to deal wwith you

[09:41] CA: talk to me wwhen youvve seen the fuckin light or wwhatevver

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[04:26] CA: *one girl's hair down, one more to go. at least the task doesn't seem /entirely/ unmanageable. eridonk figures his best bet is to go to her room directly, rather than potentially waste his time on that piece of shit husktop. dial door here he comes.*

[04:26] CA: *knock knock, who's there, eridan, eridan who, eridone with your shitty hair now answer the door.*

[04:28] GG: *Jade was humming to herself and messing with the laptop-which was basically useless. She glanced up, not expecting anyone.* oh, um, come in!!!

[04:28] CA: *opens the door* sup

[04:28] CA: ivve got the brush for you

[04:28] GG: oh, thank you but i really dont need it

[04:29] CA: yes you do

[04:30] CA: you REALLY need it

[04:30] CA: trust me

[04:30] CA: ivve been around girls wwith messy hair my wwhole life i knoww wwho needs a brush and wwho doesnt

[04:31] GG: im really fine!! *Closes laptop and stares at him*

[04:31] GG: i mean ive managed up until now right??

[04:32] CA: managin being the code wword

[04:32] CA: look ill evven do it for you cmon

[04:32] GG: youre not gonna leave me be are you??

[04:32] GG: *Sighhsss* alright alright you can brush my hair

[04:35] CA: *successsss* alright wwould you mind seatin yourself on the floor

[04:35] GG: *Nods and sits down on the floor for him*

[04:36] CA: *sits down on the bed and scoots a bit forward so that his knees are on either side of her torso. time to brush this mane*

[04:36] CA: if there are any knots its your owwn damn fault

[04:36] GG: *She glances up at him* i washed it! its not like its dirty!

[04:37] CA: i dont care howw many times you wwash it it aint SHIT if you dont brush it

[04:37] GG: i dont get why *Frowns* its just hair

[04:38] CA: hair is somethin incredibly important to your being

[04:38] CA: especially wwhen its as long as yours

[04:38] CA: if you dont take care of your hair

[04:38] CA: brushin as wwell as wwashin

[04:38] CA: then youre sendin the wwrong message out to evverybody

[04:38] CA: youre sayin youre too damn lazy to take care of your appearance properly

[04:39] GG: im just a little busy!!!*Pouty face

[04:39] CA: you aint nevver busy enough that you cant brush your hair

[04:40] GG: im not even sure if i had a brush on my island. but if its that important than maybe ill start doing it. but arent you gonna brush it for me?

[04:41] CA: i mean

[04:41] CA: yeah

[04:41] CA: im brushin this for you

[04:41] CA: but still

[04:41] CA: you cant expect me to sit here and brush it evvery time you wwash it

[04:41] CA: *except oops she probably can*

[04:43] GG: well... thanks for doing it for me this time? but i dont have a brush

[04:43] CA: then keep takin roses dancestors i dont care

[04:43] CA: *brush brush. he is brushing her hair. brush brush.*

[04:44] GG: maybe well win hair care product in the games *Giggles at her own joke*

[04:44] CA: wwe fuckin better or else this brush is gonna break at some point

[04:45] CA: wwe better also get some damn refreshments

[04:45] GG: well we have endless fruit!!! *Grins and pulls the orange from before out of her pocket*

[04:45] CA: wwh

[04:46] CA: its endless

[04:46] CA: *question mark*

[04:46] GG: yes! everytime we leave and come back it regenerates!!!

[04:46] CA: oh wwell good

[04:46] CA: starvvin is no longer an option i suppose

[04:48] GG: yep! do trolls even eat fruit?

[04:48] CA: yes

[04:48] CA: wwhat do you think wwe are

[04:48] CA: savvages

[04:48] GG: i um

[04:48] GG: should i answer that question seriously?!

[04:48] CA: *yanks on her hair*

[04:49] GG: *Winces* ow ow ow!!

[04:50] CA: *eases up like B(* anyhoww id assume wwe eat the same things you do

[04:50] CA: considerin wwe created you an all

[04:51] GG: well... you have a point. its kind of a relief

[04:52] GG: i was worried you guys wouldnt have any food or something

[04:53] CA: oh if wwe decided wwe didnt like fruit wwe could just eat you humans

[04:55] GG: *She frowned and elbowed his shin* not funny!

[04:56] CA: i wwasnt jokin

[04:58] GG: *Uncomfortable silence* i doubt wed taste very good

[04:59] CA: nah youd probably taste like a cluckbeast

[05:00] CA: huh

[05:00] CA: im gettin hungry all of a sudden

[05:00] GG: pfft. everyone says everything tastes like chicken

[05:00] CA: *8) totally teasing*

[05:00] GG: well my flesh is my own! *Sticks her tongue out*

[05:01] CA: youre lucky your hairs actin as barrier right noww

[05:02] GG: is that why youre brushin it? so it wont be in the way later?

[05:02] CA: wwell

[05:02] CA: yes but not specifically for the reason of eatin you

[05:04] GG: if not for that than why? you dont seem like one to have nice streaks

[05:04] GG: no offense!!!

[05:05] CA: i am genuinely pained by howw messy your hair is

[05:05] CA: do you got a hair tie

[05:05] GG: um yes! *She pulls one off her wrist and hands it to him*

[05:06] CA: *takes it* youre gettin your hair braided then

[05:08] GG: alright! braids are pretty. i dont know how to braid my own hair- or anyones really

[05:08] CA: i can teach you sometime

[05:09] GG: can you? thatd be really fun! id love to learn

[05:11] CA: i only knoww one kind of braid though so youre gonna havve to deal with knowwin the fanciest braid of them all

[05:11] GG: nothing wrong with fancy! *Grins and giggles softly*

[05:11] CA: *now done with brushing her hair, he starts the arduous task that is fish tail braiding*

[05:12] CA: youre damn right there isnt

[05:12] GG: *She tries to sit very still as he braids, not wanting to get in the way* what kind of braid are you doing?

[05:13] CA: its called a fish tail

[05:14] GG: *She snickers* im not surprised

[05:15] GG: didnt you say you lived underwater or somtething?

[05:15] CA: /i/ didnt livve underwwater

[05:15] CA: i livved in a ship

[05:15] CA: but yes typically my kind does reside in the sea

[05:15] CA: fef did

[05:17] GG: oooh. is that why you have those gills and those weird ear things?

[05:17] CA: *snorts* theyre fins

[05:19] GG: oh that makes sense! feferi has them too, right?

[05:19] CA: jade

[05:19] CA: youvve fuckin seen her

[05:20] GG: i know i have!!

[05:20] CA: wwhy are you so unsure suddenly

[05:20] CA: *he gets a mocking tilt to the last few words, the way he remembers feferi doing*

[05:21] GG: i was just double checking is all!!!

[05:21] GG: *Sticks her tongue out*

[05:22] CA: right right wwhatevver you say

[05:22] GG: but hows the braiding coming along? *Jade uses subject change* and why dont you tell me more about alternia?

[05:22] CA: its goin along great thanks

[05:22] CA: uh

[05:23] CA: theres not much to tell

[05:23] CA: unless youvve got specific questions

[05:23] GG: i asked karkat most of my specific questions a while ago, but thank you

[05:25] CA: kar alwways gets the fun questions dont he

[05:25] CA: hey kar wwhats a cluckbeast

[05:25] CA: hey kar wwhats those nubs

[05:25] CA: hey kar wwhy is your text gray as hell compared to evveryone elses nice colorful wwords

[05:26] CA: but i guess he deservves to feel like SOMEBODY looks to him as the leadin authority on our race

[05:26] GG: heres a question: is grumpiness just a thing with your species?

[05:26] GG: you and karkat always seem cranky *Grins*

[05:27] CA: yes

[05:27] CA: it is a dumbed dowwn vversion of bloodthirst thanks

[05:27] GG: well thank you that its dumbed down

[05:28] GG: id rather not literal blood thirst

[05:28] GG: (except kanaya)

[05:29] CA: *he pauses in braiding at the mention of kanaya* yeah wwell

[05:29] CA: shes got a reason

[05:29] CA: so its alright

[05:29] CA: i guess

[05:29] GG: thats true! she doesnt seem to like you much though

[05:30] GG: dare i ask?

[05:30] CA: i killed her

[05:30] GG: wha- what?

[05:31] GG: *That wasn't what she expected*

[05:31] CA: wwhat

[05:31] GG: you killed her?

[05:31] GG: why?

[05:32] CA: cause she wwas in my wway

[05:32] CA: wwhy fuckin else

[05:33] GG: i...

[05:33] GG: *wow how does one even respond to that*

[05:36] CA: *keeps braiding her hair like wwhatevver*

[05:36] GG: ill keep that in mind *Goes a bit quiet*

[05:36] CA: she got me back good though

[05:36] CA: so theres that

[05:36] CA: *ah, phantom pain, you haunt him well*

[05:36] GG: so.. youre even?

[05:36] CA: yeah

[05:36] CA: wwere evven

[05:36] GG: in a weird, twisted, way?

[05:37] CA: i killed her she killed me

[05:37] CA: if that aint evven i dont knoww wwhat is

[05:38] GG: well im... glad to hear that things alright. *How do you even respond*

[05:38] CA: oh things arent ALRIGHT but there aint much more fightin wwe can do so theres that

[05:38] CA: im guessin kar nevver mentioned this to you

[05:39] GG: um no not really!!!

[05:39] GG: we mostly spoke about frogs and argued a lot

[05:40] CA: yeah

[05:40] CA: sounds like him

[05:41] GG: i guess i cant blame anyone for killing anyone.. considering i indirectly killed karkat

[05:41] CA: you did wwhat

[05:42] GG: i mean!

[05:42] GG: i wasnt myself

[05:42] CA: *karkat DIED? eridan did not know this*

[05:42] CA: he fuckin died

[05:42] CA: wwhat

[05:42] GG: he was only dead for less than a minute

[05:42] CA: wwhat the hell

[05:42] GG: then we revived him

[05:42] GG: it was!!

[05:42] GG: jane and i werent ourselves

[05:42] CA: yeah ILL say

[05:42] CA: goddamn

[05:43] CA: wwhat did kar evven do

[05:43] GG: nothing i guess

[05:43] CA: so you just killed him for no reason

[05:43] CA: is that wwhat youre sayin

[05:43] GG: it was

[05:43] GG: to prove a point and intimidate kanaya

[05:44] GG: into doing what we were ordered to make her do

[05:44] GG: we were kinda brainwashed in a weird way??

[05:44] CA: you fuckin better havve been

[05:45] GG: i never wouldve killed karkat if i was in my right mind!! hes my friend

[05:47] CA: *squints at the back of her head*

[05:47] CA: alright

[05:47] CA: i can accept that

[05:47] GG: id never kill anyone on purpose. *Frowns loudly*

[05:48] CA: thats cause you humans are wweak

[05:48] GG: no way! its because i consider almost everyone here my friend

[05:48] GG: why would i wanna hurt someone i care about?

[05:49] GG: maybe its you trolls who are too weak to share strong bonds with each other

[05:49] CA: hey no

[05:49] CA: only three of us killed evveryone alright

[05:49] CA: i mean

[05:49] CA: includin me

[05:50] CA: i dont fuckin knoww wwhat happened wwith gam

[05:50] CA: vvris is vvris

[05:50] CA: and for the record

[05:50] CA: i wwasnt INTENDIN on killin anybody

[05:50] CA: it just

[05:50] GG: *Sighs* dave said he went on a rampage. and vriska didnt seem too bad when i met her in the dream bubbles

[05:50] CA: happened

[05:50] CA: oh did she noww

[05:51] CA: shes the wworst of the wworst

[05:51] CA: a meaner swwashbuckler there nevver wwas

[05:51] GG: really?

[05:51] GG: we just talked a bit

[05:51] GG: i mean she wasnt nice persay

[05:51] CA: me and her ruled the seas wwith an iron fist

[05:51] CA: nobody escaped us

[05:51] CA: nobody

[05:52] GG: i thought she was a landdweller?

[05:52] CA: *ahh, those were the days. getting lowbloods to act as slaves, trading treasure... flarping was the best*

[05:52] CA: yeah she wwas

[05:52] CA: her ancestor wwas a pirate though and she wwanted to followw in her footsteps

[06:03] GG: *She hummed as he continued to braid her hair* sounds like a fun game

[06:05] CA: yeah

[06:05] CA: it wwas

[06:09] GG: almost done with the braiding?

[06:09] CA: yeah givve me a minute

[06:10] GG: take your time. *She hums and taps on her knees* ive never played many games, video or otherwise

[06:11] GG: speaking of... um...

[06:11] GG: whats with the guy who eats beds?

[06:11] CA: uh

[06:11] CA: gam

[06:11] CA: *question mark*

[06:12] GG: yes! he eats beds apparently?

[06:12] CA: yeah

[06:12] CA: thats wwhat i told the humans

[06:13] CA: uh

[06:13] CA: the OTHER humans

[06:13] GG: yeah, roxy told me that!

[06:15] GG: so whats his story..?

[06:18] CA: he ate wwhat i guess is wwhat you call beds

[06:18] CA: i dont remember a time wwhen he didnt

[06:18] CA: he wwas fuckin addicted to the stuff

[06:18] CA: baked it into pies

[06:19] GG: baked bedsheets into pies? thats... im going to assume its a weird cultural thing

[06:19] CA: no

[06:19] CA: it wwas just him

[06:19] GG: oh. um.

[06:19] GG: was there something wrong with him?

[06:20] CA: all kinds of things

[06:20] CA: im guessin that hasnt changed

[06:21] CA: i mean for fucks sake his pile wwas the noisiest shit evver

[06:21] CA: so much honkin evvery time he so much as twwitched a finger

[06:22] GG: wait, he had a pile of horns?

[06:22] GG: ...why??

[06:22] CA: fuck if i knoww

[06:23] GG: he sounds like an interesting character

[06:23] CA: i wwouldnt recommend gettin close to him

[06:23] CA: kar made that mistake and he dont seem so fond of him noww

[06:23] GG: yeah

[06:24] GG: ill keep that in mind

[06:24] GG: thanks for the warning

[06:24] CA: no problem

[06:24] CA: *ties off the braid*

[06:24] CA: alright

[06:24] CA: im done

[06:24] CA: vvoila

[06:24] GG: oh thank you!

[06:25] GG: *She smiles and stands up*

[06:25] GG: how does it look?

[06:25] CA: fuckin fantastic

[06:26] CA: *more like fintastic HAAHA seadwellers.*

[06:26] GG: *She smiled and looked at it over her shoulder*

[06:27] GG: its pretty...!

[06:27] CA: youre damn right it is

[06:28] GG: thank you very much. i might have to let you braid my hair again

[06:28] CA: *stretches his legs out before standing up* itd be a pleasure

[06:28] CA: but for noww i should probably go

[06:28] CA: *puts the brush back into his sylladex. he'll return it to roxy later. at some point.*

[06:29] GG: *She smiled at him* thank you. feel free to message me or anything..!!

[06:30] CA: yeah i wwill

[06:30] CA: *aaaand now time to go. opeeeens the door* see you later

[06:30] CA: *bam. hell yeah. most casual and smooth goodbye he could make.*

[06:30] GG: bye! *Waves, playing with her braid fondly*

[06:30] GG: thanks again

[06:30] CA: *he was ROCKIN this friendship thing.*

[06:30] CA: no problem

[06:30] CA: *steps out and shuts the door*

[06:31] CA: *that, my friends, is a job well done*

[06:31] GG: *Goes back to laptop. Friendship!!!*

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CAG: *time to turn the dial to the cancer symbol and knock. eridan, will you please supply the knock knock joke.*

CCA: *knock knock, who's there, erivris, erivris who, erivris is here to fuckin tell you stuff now open the door or we'll kick it down politely*

CCG: *polite as hell. karkat pushes himself off his bed and stops at the door* STATE YOUR NAME AND INTENT.

CCA: eridan and vvriska here to tell you some fuckin newws

CCA: noww open the door

CCG: NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL. YOUR TONE OFFENDS MY DELICATE AUDITORY INTAKE VALVES.

CAG: Way to go, Eridork, *elbows him out of the way* I guess you don't want to know how to get out of here! My mistake, I thought our 'fearless leader' should know. We'll 8e on our way, then!

CCG: YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FIRST. *opens the door*

CCA: *eridan makes a face at them* oh shut it

CCA: noww that wwevve got your attention

CCA: i wwould like you to direct your gaze to your left

CCA: and take a good long look at the giant goddamn board

CAG: *beams at Karkat, and steps aside so he can presumably romp past them like a little dweeb*

CCG: I'M ASSUMING THIS MEANS I HAVE TO ACTUALLY WALK OUT OF MY COZY LITTLE HOVEL. *walks out there not romping at all*

CCG: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT HERE? *stares at the board like seriously what the hell*

CAG: It's a stat 8oard! *points to his name* And that's your inform8tion.

CCG: *reads his stats, nodding in approval* OH GOOD, MY RESILIENCE IS RECOGNIZED BY /SOMEONE/ AT LEAST.

CCG: WHAT IS WITH THAT STRENGTH, THOUGH? WHY AM I WEAKER THAN TAVROS?

CCA: because youvve got noodle arms

CCA: wwhy fuckin else

CCG: HEY.

CCG: SHUT UP.

CCA: wwhat

CCA: i aint pointin out howw much better MY stats are

CCA: so you should be glad

CCA: *ah yes. keep going, eridan. fuck up with karkat too.*

CAG: Let's keep it that way!

CAG: Aaaaaaaanyway.

CAG: *Oh no you dont*

CCG: *stares at him silently for a while, then looks back at the board* SO WHY IS THIS HERE?

CAG: 8ecause apparently we have to fit a certain cr8teria for certain games.

CCA: oh yeah

CAG: And we can pick where to go 8ased on that, and what we're gonna play for. Right? *looks to Eridan because he was here first so*

CCA: pretty sure thats howw it goes

CCA: apparently there are requirements

CCA: minimum stats you gotta meet

CCA: for the first one wwe all qualify except for gam

CCG: HA!

CCG: *scans gamzee's stats*

CCG: THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT.

CCG: NUBCLINGER.

CAG: *snickers*

CCA: *under ordinary circumstances eridan would've felt a little bad for gamzee, but these aren't ordinary circumstances, so fuck that guy.*

CCA: wwhile that means he wwont be able to fuck anythin up yet

CCA: im slightly concerned wwith wwho exactly WWILL play the first levvel

CCA: im guessin wwere goin for ara to you knoww

CCA: not be a ghost

CCG: OBVIOUSLY.

CCG: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S TOP PRIORITY.

CCG: SHE'S ONE OF OUR BEST.

CCA: wwell i cant exactly argue wwith that

CAG: *curls and uncurls her fingers* I'm gonna 8e a part of that, I know it.

CCG: *holds back on commenting on that, realizing what she means just in time to not be more of an ass than usual*

CCA: *glances at her. he doesn't want to voice his doubts about it; feferi is heading it, and terezi, he thinks, will want to be a part of it. vriska and terezi doing a mission together may not play out well.*

CCG: OKAY. ERIDAN, ARE YOU GOING IN THERE TOO?

CCA: im thinkin there are enough people wwantin to go wwithout throwwin in my twwo cents also

CCG: WELL JEEZ, IT WOULD BE NICE TO KNOW WHO IS GOING WHERE.

CAG: *pipes up finally* Zahhak wants to do something, too.

CCG: *eugh* OF COURSE HE DOES.

CAG: *holds up a hand* Don't even say it.

CAG: *her hand. holds up her only hand*

CAG: *im.*

CCA: okay look

CCG: WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING. *as human sarcastic as possible*

CCA: fef vvolunteered

CCA: im pretty sure ter wwill wwant to go

CCA: eq wwants to be part of it

CCA: and so does vvris

CCA: wwe cant ALL go on one mission together

CCA: so i figure thats enough

CCG: *glances at vriska at the mention of terezi, but focuses on the talkin guy*

CAG: Captor's gonna pitch a fit, some8ody has to 8ack down. That or we all grow a 8rain and look at this stupid thing again. *points to the terminal thing*

CAG: There's always a hierarchy of worth to the o8jectives we can win.

CCG: OBVIOUSLY, AND GETTING ARADIA BACK WILL BE A BIG FUCKING CHORE. THAT'S WHY WE NEED THE BEST PEOPLE ON THERE.

CCG: CAPTOR SHOULD BE ONE OF THEM.

CCA: okay yeah

CCA: add him into the mix

CAG: Yeah.

CCA: thats a wwhole vveritable pot of people wwantin to savve her

CCG: BUT SOMEBODY ALSO NEEDS TO MAKE SURE THAT SHITSTAIN DOESN'T GET AHEAD OF HIMSELF BECAUSE HE'S TOO EAGER TO REUNITE.

CAG: *shrugs* Feferi.

CAG: *Won't say Terezi's name even here someone else do it*

CCA: ter wwould too

CCA: *takin one for the team*

CAG: *eye twitch*

CCA: *pointedly does not look at her*

CAG: *Vriska really shouldn't be playing the first attempt with them we all know this*

CAG: *#OddOneOut*

CCG: WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO GET OUT OF THERE. I THINK THE FACELESS WONDER SAID THERE WERE ONLY FOUR LIGHTS.

CAG: *very STUBBORN**grits her teeth* We'll see who's up to playing when every8ody else is ready to go.

CCA: yeah

CCA: thats about all wwe can do

CCG: THEY BETTER HURRY UP, WE NEED TO GET THIS COAL POWERED MULTI-CAR MASS TRANSPORTATION MACHINE GOING.

CCA: *snorts* wwe only learned about this shit an hour or twwo ago

CCG: I DO NOT EVEN CARE HOW LONG AGO IT WAS.

CCA: *ok karkat.*

CCG: *am i being a good forceful leader yet*

CAG: *Not really.*

CCA: *yes you are. we should all take lessons from you*

CCG: *should i try a drill sergeant voice*

CAG: *No.*

CCG: *okay*

CAG: It doesn't even matter how long ago it was, apparently we were the only ones who cared enough to extend our knowledge to you personally. So, you're welcome!

CCG: RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BANGING ON MY DOOR LIKE THE EMPRESS'S NOT-SO-SECRET ENFORCEMENT DRONES.

CCG: *clears his throat and says a little quieter* BUT YEAH. THANKS.

CCA: no problem

CAG: *beams again*

CAG: Should we even 8other telling any8ody else or does it look like people are finding out on their own anyway from the humans?

CCG: DON'T BOTHER. THE HUMANS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING TO ANYONE THAT CAN HEAR.

CCA: yeah the humans are vvery likely to havve told

CCA: wwell

CCA: pretty much evveryone else

CCA: *sorry kar u are the last 2 kno*

CCG: *frowns* AM I THE LAST ONE TO FIND OUT?

CCA: most likely

CCA: sorry buddy

CAG: Whoops!

CCG: GOD. I FEEL LIKE RHOSS FROM SIX TROLLS FORM AN AMICABLE BOND AND GO THROUGH MANY EMOTIONAL TRIBULATIONS TOGETHER INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO MULTIPLE FAILED MATESPRITSHIPS AND AWKWARD BROKEN MOIRALLEGIANCES: THE SERIES.

CCG: ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW.

CAG: Look at it this way, there. No, w8. Nope, there's no com8atting that.

CCG: THAT'S VERY COMFORTING.

CCA: wwould you rather wwe attempt to pat your shoulder to console you

CAG: We could do that.

CCA: wwell take one of your shoulders each

CAG: It'll 8e gr8.

CCG: *narrows his eyes* YOU WOULDN'T.

CCA: *reaches out to pat karkats shoulder*

CAG: *also does*

CCG: *facepalms* I HATE WHEN YOU TWO ARE IN CAHOOTS.

CAG: Who says we're in cahoots?

CAG: May8e we're just trying to comfort our good pal Karkat.

CAG: Hmmmmmmmm? Ever think of that?

CCA: i cant believve this

CCA: ONE good deed from both of us and youre thinkin wwere in cahoots

CCG: I BRIEFLY CONSIDERED IT AND LAUGHED VERY LOUDLY IN MY HEAD AT THE VERY NOTION.

CAG: 8lasphemy!

CCG: BLASHEMY IS FOR GODS, WHICH NONE OF US CARES ABOUT.

CAG: We were supposed to 8e gods, it still counts, shh.

CCA: wwe believve in ourselvves

CAG: As everyone should.

CCG: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE, YES. BUT I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE THAT GODS CAN'T COMMIT BLASPHEMY AGAINST OTHER GODS.

CCG: NOT IN CAHOOTS, MY ASS.

CAG: Shhhh, shh, shh, shh! *finger to lips gesture* No words.

CCG: *brows pull together* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AROUND AMPORA. TERRIFYING.

CAG: Oh, please.

CAG: I'm plenty scary without him.

CCA: its true

CCA: i dont gotta do anythin

CAG: *nod*

CCG: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

CCG: THIS IS A DIFFERENT BRAND OF TERROR.

CCG: IT SHOULD STOP.

CCG: AT LEAST AROUND ME.

CCA: *pats karkat's shoulder again*

CCG: *moves quickly away for the hands* STOP THAT.

CAG: (Stop the weird touching, yeah.)

CCA: that wwas supposed to be genuinely comfortin

CAG: It was weird touching that time.

CCA: wwell fuck

CCA: sorry kar

CAG: *withhold the snickers vriska. u can do it.*

CCG: YES, BE SORRY. *rubs his shoulder, as if he's getting the germs off of it*

CCA: *side-eyes her. he knows the trying-not-to-snicker face.*

CCG: ARE WE DONE HERE?

CCA: *WWOWW*

CCA: yeah i guess wwe are

CCG: *i'm still not sure if i'm comfortable with you after i witnessed the small massacre sorry bruh*

CCA: *its ok he understands*

CAG: Alright, guess we're done here! Oh, w8!

CAG: Did you find the shitty laptop in your 8lock?

CCG: YEAH, IT'S PRACTICALLY USELESS.

CAG: Alright, so long as you found it, I guess!

CCA: *their job is done. karkat has been told of the haps.*

CAG: *Amazing.*

CCG: *INCREDIBLE*

CAG: Well, alriiiiiiiight, I'm gonna go 8ack to my room and 8e not here where the awkward lives. L8er!

CAG: *there she goes, turning around to walk away. Did Eridan just get braid slapped? Yeah.*

CCG: *stares at her hair as she walks away*

CCG: *huh*

CCA: *ow*

CCA: *looks at her as she leaves, a small smile forming. that's his girl.*

CCG: *looks over at eridan. glances between them. what the fuck is going on here*

CCG: TELL ME I'M NOT THE LAST ONE TO KNOW ABOUT WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS, TOO.

CCG: *staring pointedly at eridan*

CCA: *stops looking after vriska to look at karkat. raises an eyebrow.*

CCA: wwhat do you mean

CCG: DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT.

CCG: WHAT WAS THAT?

CCG: YOU SMILED.

CCG: WHAT'S GOING ON?

CCA: wwe need SOMEBODY in this hellhole

CCA: so wwhy not each other

CCG: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

CCG: WE JUST GOT HERE.

CCG: SO WHAT IS IT?

CCA: kar

CCA: i wwould like to remind you

CCA: the MOMENT wwe came crashin in here she wwas screechin like a banshee

CCA: YOU cant evven interact wwith me properly

CCG: SO YOU HOPPED RIGHT ON HER QUADRANTS AS SOON AS YOU COULD.

CCA: shit no that aint it

CCG: GOOD JOB.

CCA: wwe aint in a quadrant

CCA: wwere just

CCA: there

CCA: for each other

CCG: THAT SMILE WAS PRETTY SWEET, ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T FEELING?

CCA: im pretty sure that ship has sailed

CCG: THE BLACK SHIP, SURE.

CCA: i learned my lesson about being ovvereager about gettin into quadrants alright

CCA: i aint gonna make the same mistake again

CCG: RIGHT.

CCG: FINE.

CCG: AND DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. I'VE NEVER INTERACTED PROPERLY WITH ANYONE.

CCA: you knoww i dont mean it like that

CCG: I DON'T KNOW SHIT. OBVIOUSLY.

CCA: *rolls eyes* are you still sore about potentially being the last to knoww about this *gestures to stat board*

CCG: I'M SORE ABOUT EVERYTHING. HOW HAS THAT NOT DRILLED INTO THAT THICK PAN ECASING.

CCA: im just sayin

CCA: you seem a touch more cranky than usual

CCG: WHY WOULDN'T I BE? WE GOT TRICKED INTO ANOTHER ROUND OF THIS, WE LOST OUR FRIEND /AGAIN/, WE DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ANY WAY TO GET BACK TO LIFE WHEN WE DIE HERE SINCE WE AREN'T GOD TIER ANYMORE.

CCA: all wwe can do is make the most of it

CCA: wwere not gonna lose anywway

CCG: *contorts his face* SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SO DAMN POSITIVE?

CCA: aint like being negativve wwill help things

CCA: hope IS my dominion you knoww

CCG: HOPE IS SOMETHING YOU GAVE UP ON PRETTY HARD. EXCUSE ME FOR GETTING A LITTLE WHIPLASH FROM THIS TURN AROUND.

CCA: shit gets wweird once youvve literally destroyed your aspect

CCA: ivve had a lot of time to think about it in the bubbles

CCG: GLAD THAT PLACE WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

CCA: thats about all it wwas good for

CCA: trust me you wwould NOT wwant to be in those bubbles all the time

CCA: relivvin your life up until you realize somethins up or somebody disturbs you is just

CCA: eugh

CCG: IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A NICE ESCAPE FROM THE GAME, AT LEAST.

CCA: it wwasnt

CCA: i wwas bleedin profusely half the time

CCG: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER YOU DIED.

CCA: and your point is

CCG: MY POINT IS THAT IF YOU KNEW, YOU WOULD BE GLAD YOU WEREN'T INVOLVED.

CCA: i saww enough wwhile i wwas floatin around as a conjoined sprite

CCA: wwhich by the wway is fuckin disgustin

CCA: im not sure i wwant to knoww howw it happened

CCG: HOW MUCH DO YOU REMEMBER, THOUGH? HOW MUCH OF IT CAN YOU SAY IS BURNED INTO THE FRONT OF YOUR THINKPAN?

CCA: *pauses* okay youvve got a point there

CCG: I THOUGHT SO.

CCA: wwhat DID happen wwhile i wwas you knoww

CCA: a fuckin corpse

CCG: A LOT HAPPENED. PEOPLE DIED. TERRIBLE RELATIONSHIPS WERE FORMED AND BROKEN. I DIDN'T EXACTLY TRY KEEPING TRACK OF YOUR BODY, BUT IT WAS GONE WHEN I WENT BACK TO THAT ROOM. SO THAT'S CREEPY.

CCA: eugh

CCA: figures

CCA: my body had to get sprited somehoww

CCG: SO, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN IN THIS PLACE? *most inconspicuous topic change you've ever seen*

CCA: *raises an eyebrow but accepts the change in subject* not that long

CCA: a day at most id figure

CCG: I AM STARVING.

CCA: pretty sure i saww some fruit earlier

CCA: *gestures toward the common room area*

CCA: ovver that wway

CCG: THANKS. *starts walking, but pauses and scratches his head* ARE YOU HUNGRY?

CCA: uh

CCA: yeah i guess i am

CCA: *goes to walk with karkat*

CCG: OKAY. *and then they go*

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