Honey Nut Queerios

Andris a gay who loves pineapples. he/him.

[dorfs]

[melonmemes]

[veryspecific]

okay…… good night mom………….,,

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

Today on “Entirely Unexpected and Utterly Incomprehensible”

[sem-boi]

You really gonna caption it like that and say they’re wrong?

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[princecarlton]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fuckyahumor]

Women: Trans people have never attacked anyone in a restroom before - it’s really not something we’re worried about.

Republicans: It doesn’t matter! We need to keep WOMEN SAFE from SEXUAL ASSAULT at ALL COSTS!

Women: We need to do something about the disturbing number of rapes on college campuses.

Republicans: Have you tried not dressing like a slut?

[meanplastic]

OMGggggg

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[gaypeopletwitter]

[no-chill-at-all]

[toastbutteregg]

my face tho every single night

[melonmemes]

[readythebabythrower]

tumblr after December 17th

[disasterbisexual-moved]

you laugh, but they actually wanted to implement a cursing filter 

[leprachaunsean]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed