Welcome To The Communist Jazz Utopia

Camden 25 they/them, she/her gay, bisexual, trans, nonbinary, gender nonconforming, queer 18+

[communistjazz]

@communistjazz is my main blog

(My music blog: @lamusiquepopcommuniste)

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[starlit-meadow]

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[sandmandaddy69]

[nintendometro]

Surprise! ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’ Nintendo Switch

[segamascott]

a wealthy landlord’s blond secretary discriminating against working class italians what a surprise 🙄

[shopping4images]

[sacred-portal]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[dogpuppy]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[textpostscymraeg]

mae'n RHAID i mi stopio gwario £22.30

[translatingpostsintoafrikaans]

ek MOET eenvoudig ophou om R488.01 te spandeer

[wilddogscaniconfess]

je DOIS arrêter de dépenser 25,83€

[adodora]

eu TENHO que parar de gastar R$ 152,28

[achillesinhighheels]

Job market so bad I started following my dreams

[cloevr]

[mattressblowoutsale]

Well how about you go back in time and stay there

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)