Remy Rambles

I dunno what I'm even doing, and neither do you. Let's figure it out together. 30-something autistic transfemme gaymer, occasional adult themes, mostly just being a massive dork

[rambling-remy]

So I changed my Tumblr name. Also my gender. Oops.

[chromaticabrasions]

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

[chromaticabrasions]

you get the vision

[icuckedhenrykissinger-deactivat]

this is a review of the cheesecake factory

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[crypticferal]

[galaxywarp]

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

lotta people seem to think the reason i wanna work on a military submarine is because there's cool underwater things to see and not because calculating firing solutions manually gives me a dopamine hit equivalent to beating up a pretty girl

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[absolutely-esme]

Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.

[seraphina-aureline]

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[dragongirlteeth]

Dragon hangar. Where the dragon rider support crews clean and care for the riders' dragons before and after flight. The rider could do it all, but the dragons like having a full team to care for them after a long mission.

[daylights-rain]

ok but getting blood and gore pressure washed off of and between your claws and scales feels divine

plus the team doing the shiny buffing treatment to really really shine you up before a PR event?

oh. and the girls that take care of your horns

yea having the full team is important

[dragongirlteeth]

You understand

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[lensdeer]

I made a little web app to generate xkcd 2501 edits right from your browser

[puppy-mouse]

the internet is beautiful

[yb-cringe]

nonprofit finacials are so messy. read through One form 990 and suddenly you can tell whos being mistreated and whos making too much. most people pay their treasurers and secretaries a ton. this one pays them Zero while the executive director makes 74k off 30 hours a week….. draaamaaaaa

[yb-cringe]

if you ever wanna snoop go to charity navigator and find your favorite charity by searching for it, then go on nonprofit explorer and copy and paste their EIN into the search bar. scroll to page 7 and read the hours and compensation— just snoop into the finacials a little if you want

[verymarykate]

80's Mom's, Part 2 - More Parenting in the 80's

[arsonarena]

reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured

[calamity-corner]

reblog if you kinda sicken people like this, like yeah