I Never Have A Single Clue What Is Going On

They/Them|Pisces|PVD|DragQueen|Stoner| back from the dead because Twitter pushed me out of my own coffin

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[only-knives]

all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.

[communistskittlez]

I cant tweet so I’m back. I heard you can watch porn on here again? Was that a rumor?

[alternativemlm]

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

[pavelchekovswig]

[coldwarfem]

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

[flagellant]

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

This also happened to p!nk, she’s openly bisexual but since she’s married to a man and has had two babies with him, people say that she’s straight.

Like, yeah she does a lot and shows a lot of support for the LGBT+ community but she isn’t just an ally, she’s part of that community.

Biphobia is completely real and so many Bi wlw and mlm are assigned the “straight” role when they just ARENT.

[prince-spence]

[taylachan]

I love that song even more now

[transbloke]

Good idea. I’d support this as a law.

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sorenandjoey]

[death-by-lulz]

and the prize for the least convincing alien beast goes tooo…..

[curiooftheheart]

Don’t talk about Spock that way, they tried really hard with the ears.

[umbrella-education]

queer eye: we make over girls now too! 

me: okay if you’re gonna do that you BETTER do a-

queer eye: 

me: 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dockterfrankensteez]

DEADASS!!!

[thedarkestlovee]

Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.

[brandieblaze]

All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?

[theomenroom]

Cops don’t have to know the law.

There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they’re doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it’s actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works.

Meanwhile, as a civilian, ignorance of the law is not a defense.

Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.

[sideshowmads]

I’m sorry but not really, what the fuck?

[thepeoplesmanifesto]

States are terrorists

[wierdkidludo]

Trans men are

[jitterslug]

[phillipiscrying]

​theres no possible way to know where this is going

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[chaoticprincecloud]

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

[witchywix]

Why I love the signs

♈️ I love Aries because of their fierce, fiery passion; they protect what they love with undying drive. They are warrior spirits, protecting the meek and standing up for themselves

♉️ I love Taurus because of their knack for temperance and their brilliant mind; they are quirky and independent, and their laughter lights up the entire room. They are rich in spirit, and their uniqueness is much enjoyed

♊️ I love Gemini because of their sassy and sarcastic nature; they are lovable extroverts, and their presence is full of witty intellect and genuine enthusiasm for life’s gifts. They are highly open to positive changes, making them dynamic spirits.

♋️ I love cancer because of their softness, their deep sentimental spirit, their compassion; they are healers by nature, and their aura is instantly calming and inviting. They radiate a static energy when comforting others, creating a peaceful atmosphere

♌️ I love Leo because of their playful, fun-loving personality, and their intense loyalty; they will never let you down, they will never break a promise, and they are strong in their desire to brighten a gloomy day

♍️ I love Virgo because of their logical and humble self; they are down to earth, and passionate about always being prepared. They are both teachers and students- they value hard work

♎️ I love Libra because of their raw charm; their tactful, talkative and easy-going nature brings a smile to everyone around them. They find comfort in keeping the peace

♏️ I love Scorpio because of their mysticism and veiled intelligence; their intuition is impeccable, and their ambition perfectly compliments this. They are incredibly brave when enduring challenges

♐️ I love Sagittarius because of their deep admiration for adventure and freeness. Their philosophy is pure and curious, and their hearts are inclined to positivity. They are travelers and merchants at heart

♑️ I love Capricorn because of their unmatched persistence, ambition and practicality; the adorable contrast is their sensitivity and shyness, yet they are leaders by nature

♒️ I love Aquarius because of their eccentric and wonderfully peculiar personalities; they are inventive and empathetic, and aren’t afraid to step outside of “the norm”

♓️ I love Pisces because of their sensitivity and harmonious balance; they are considerate and perceptive, using their knack for instinct to feel their way through life

[medium-guy]

Me, flopping down on my bed: *in a muffled voice* gender is hard and girls are pretty

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever: