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dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

hockeydiva

me when I want that old man but there’s nothing I can do about it besides reblog images and gifs on tumblr

nashvillethotchicken

The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

foone

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

vivian-the-barbarian

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

foone

God damn you that's perfect

transylvania12345-deactivated20

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

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ITS SUCH A FUCKING HONOUR I COUNT WORDS IN POSTS

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

thefantastician

wanted to see if I could make a convincing Charlie Brown comic

shirtsthatgohard

nonasuch

hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?

a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:

apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.

toast-the-unknowing

@talldecafcappuccino sneak peak of your birthday this year

WHO IS SHE

Reverse Cowgirl

Charlie’s angel

americanette-deactivated2024033

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

loiswasadevil

Don't call him dull There are nicer ways to say things, Yes he isn't always the smartest and it leads to antics But he is a Sweet Person with Genuine Intentions

americanette-deactivated2024033

do you think jesus was talking to peter griffin

loiswasadevil

Yes, I literally assumed this was a Family Guy Script quote. You might know if you watch the show that Jesus is literally a character within the Show.