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shrimps is bugs || 29 || she/they

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[gingik]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[tittyinfinity]

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

[tittyinfinity]

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

[neovid]

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[anarchistmemedistro]

fortune magazine literally keeps a running tally

[afriendlyblackhottie]

You can be like polluting the water is bad and they’ll be like no it’s not but what about those chemtrails in the sky!

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[dogpuppy]

mr. beast in 2008

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[depsidase]

[foulserpent]

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

[torracat]

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[spider-shoes-archive]

good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me