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// All ready for the move! Gonna take a bit of time getting fully settled with following and linking things up but I'm gonna be over there more than here as I tie up loose ends. Come grab Thor and the other morons over on the new blog!
[Critical Role sentence starters]
@trickstersintime
The crackling of the camp fire punctuated the lingering silence Gale, miraculously, let hang as he digested the statement. It was surprisingly vulnerable, and though often he had joked about a softness lurking beneath each companion within the camp, this unprompted comment had taken him somewhat off guard. Perhaps it was the late night hour, a prime time for melancholic thoughts; perhaps it was simply the privacy of them being the only two awake at this hour.
Habitual teasing and a desire to smooth over emotions came first, with a dry chuckle. "Oh, I wouldn't worry: you might find out how awful I can be long before then. What’s brought this about, eh, Astarion? An especially poignant passage in a novel? Something Shadowheart said whilst you were gossiping?"
No sooner had he spoken the words he seemed to regret them, eyes turning briefly skyward in self chastisement before he spoke again. "Truly, what has brought this on? What do you fear if I don't come to grasp this...this awfulness?"
[Critical Role sentence starters]
@trickstersintime
"I don't think so."
'Hold' might have proven poor word choice, for Geralt was quick to seize the man's wrist before he could make a further move on his already shaken victim.
If there was one lesson proving surprisingly difficult in the learning, it was dealing with Astarion. Waxing and waning patience aside, it was a constant balancing act in trying to gauge the needs and instincts of vampirism against protecting the people. Moreover, time spent with the man proved a test of his moral fibre on the daily. Some days he wondered if he shouldn't just palm him off to Regis, see if another vampire would have better luck. He wasn't that desperate yet.
Doubtless if he wanted to, Astarion could pull free, so he was quick to speak. "Just hold on a minute: why's this one got to die? He just a meal to you, or is there something going on I don't know about?"
[Make Me Feel]
[80. Our muses climb a tree together]
@vampiricbaldurian
Climbing trees was a pastime long lost to Gale's boisterous youth: the outdoors, whilst undeniably beautiful, had proven itself a stranger of late and one difficult to reacquaint with.
Moreover, as a child, he had indulged in climbing as part of fantasy and play: this was anything but. An ambush had been agreed upon as the easiest method to get information from the goblin caravan making its way toward Moonrise. Truth be told, Gale was all for the safer approach afforded by stealth: he just hadn't realised he was going to be involved at all. Or that the one slender elf for whom this seemed all-too-easy could prove so very heavy when stood on his shoulders - a sentiment, wisely, he abstained from remarking aloud.
For the most part. "Please do hurry up," the wizard hissed, trying to fight the need to shift his weight as his boots slid in the deep loam. If he'd not needed to conserve energy, a mage hand would have trivialised the entire venture. Not for the first time did he find himself wishing for a flicker of his past prowess. "My knees aren't exactly made for this."
!! Important Blog Update !!
Hey lovely people! So it's no secret I've been shit at keeping anything up to date and I've let a lot of you down r.e replies and interactions: I can only apologise for being so flaky. Had this blog for going on 8 years and I think it's time to catch my breath proper. The dash has become a bit stressful and I feel a lot of guilt being on here.
I'll be archiving (never deleting!) this blog some time in the new year and will signpost on to a smaller multimuse combining Thor with a few of the muses on Compassofsouls. I'll be trying fewer threads replied to faster and wanna make a commitment to actually getting to know my partners better. For those of you who have stuck around, I love you: for those who plan to follow me onwards I adore you <3
In the meantime I'm gonna be answering a few inbox memes and bits which have been hanging about and pre-agreed to carry across to my new blog. If there are any threads/relationships/things you also wanna carry on, please drop me a line here (or send an ask, or ask for my discord, whichever works) and I'll make a note C:
Thanks for sticking with me <3
"You have to understand that you made me do this, Gale. I have to be certain you won't try to leave."
The Vampire Ascendant stood before the man he had bound to an outer bedpost, a vase of sussur blooms nearby preventing the wizard from using magic.
"I'm going to give you this pretty little trinket back so that you can trade it to Mystra for the removal of that ghastly orb, but I must insist you return to me immediately. Now, how do you suppose I can ensure you do as you are told?"
He toyed with the Crown of Karsus in his hands. It was so very tempting to wear it. Yet, even with the power he now had at his disposal, the most formidable vampire the Sword Coast had ever known, Astarion wasn't stupid enough to risk everything trying to don something that had maddened even gods.
@compassofsouls
It would have been amusing to think that his chief complaint right now was how badly his back and neck were aching, but the physical discomfort came as welcome distraction to the genuine unease he was experiencing – an unease he was yet too stubborn to name as fear.
Humiliating enough though it was to have proven so foolish as to find himself in this predicament at all, to be cut off so easily, so simply from the weave itself left a coldness in his soul defying all description. Furthermore, the orb, though inactive, seemed to be finding it as unsettling as he; the space between his ribs ached with cold, desperate, hollowness.
He had wondered in the moments before the vampire’s return if this primal hunger, this desperation, was something his companion was, in his own way, cursed with feeling.
Astarion. No longer companion, but something so much more and so much less. Beneath anger and indignation, Gale couldn’t help but feel the hurt of betrayal at war with admiration. The ascendancy of the pale elf had been brutal, cruel, and necessitated power and command like no other. Ambition knows like, and, well...Hate as he might the methods, one can hardly dispute the results.
All except this present manipulation, of course. Tired eyes at last flicked up to meet those of his captor, intentionally refusing to acknowledge the prize in his hands, no matter the compulsion already sending his mind tripping into schemes and plots to get his hands on the crown. The next few hours were going to feel like the highest stakes game of lanceboard he’d ever played.
“Made you do this,” Gale muttered with a scoff. “Don’t make me laugh, Astarion: you’ve proven well enough that there’s no soul in Faerûn who could make you do anything. You’ve managed to get everything you ever wanted and don't much care for anyone's favour: why would you send me to make amends with Mystra?” A wry, mirthless smile crossed his face but did not reach his eyes. "Afraid I might yet make use of this affliction?"
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“Yeah?”
There wasn’t much time given to processing his comment, trust as she does not so much to the honesty of Astarion’s words but the intention behind them. Something’s ruffled his feathers, and though the level of 'punishment' could be anywhere on the scale of mischief to murder, years in Avernus had done little to diminish Karlach’s propensity for loyalty. If someone’s upset him, it was a damned sure thing that she was gonna get to the bottom of it.
Eyebrows raised and the tiefling gave a tilt of the head, arms folded. “Alright then, spill: who, why, and how can I help?”
!! Important Blog Update !!
Hey lovely people! So it's no secret I've been shit at keeping anything up to date and I've let a lot of you down r.e replies and interactions: I can only apologise for being so flaky. Had this blog for going on 8 years and I think it's time to catch my breath proper. The dash has become a bit stressful and I feel a lot of guilt being on here.
I'll be archiving (never deleting!) this blog some time in the new year and will signpost on to a smaller multimuse combining Thor with a few of the muses on Compassofsouls. I'll be trying fewer threads replied to faster and wanna make a commitment to actually getting to know my partners better. For those of you who have stuck around, I love you: for those who plan to follow me onwards I adore you <3
In the meantime I'm gonna be answering a few inbox memes and bits which have been hanging about and pre-agreed to carry across to my new blog. If there are any threads/relationships/things you also wanna carry on, please drop me a line here (or send an ask, or ask for my discord, whichever works) and I'll make a note C:
Thanks for sticking with me <3
That would teach him to pick a fight with a djinni. Of all the powers that might have come from the ring he'd found at the bottom of a Zhentarim crate, he had not expected it to be a cantankerous old bitch who had chosen to send him to another realm.
A small mercy was that it seemed to be completely out of range of the Absolute, which had pissed off the mindflayer parasite for a good few minutes before it settled down and seemed to realise its best hope was for him to get them both back to Faerûn. However that was supposed to be achieved.
This world at first did not seem all that different from his own, but the atmosphere of the first small tavern he entered was vastly different. The air was thick with distrust and fear, far deeper than anything like the settlements outside Baldur's Gate. He didn't stay and felt a group of men follow him beyond the village's limits where their fear smelt worse. As did the environment. It stank of misery, of rot and death and shit. Blood far too long congealed to be appetising. A battlefield.
War. Wonderful.
Nervous though his pursuers were, they had become spurred on with their designs. His shoulder-cast warnings did not dissuade them. They were poor and hungry. They fancied robbing an outsider who looked like he'd have a few coins and trinkets. As soon as he sensed one rushing for him, he whirled, fangs bared, flame conjured in his palm.
"I said Fuck. Off."
They tripped over themselves to get back. Called him a demon, a monster, a witch. It was so tempting to kill them for getting in his way. Except it seemed they weren't the only hungry ones here. Shapes appeared among the scattered bulk of the dead. The stench of rot and gore grew stronger. And then they moved fast.
The men screamed and fled. Astarion watched an undead beast leap upon one of them, ripping and tearing like...like a ghoul, but on all fours and somehow even uglier. More of them burst across the field, beelining for him, snarling at the fire in his hand.
"Oh hells. Ignis!"
He threw the flame at the monsters, earning a pained screech, and bolted for the woods.
@compassofsouls (for Geralt)
In his panic and desperation, one of the men had cut across the boggy fields in the hopes that the creatures pursuing his comrades would go for the easier targets. Panting hard, all but blind with terror, he slipped and blundered his way over sodden corpses and the shattered remains of weaponry. If he could get clear, get to the pathway leading back towards Blackbough, he could-
He ran headlong into the sturdy frame of a now-disgruntled horse and its white-haired rider.
“Ploughin’ monsters! You can all’ve yer fuck off!” Almost knocked off his his feet, the man didn’t waste time spitting or cursing further, instead continuing his headlong plunge for safety.
Geralt, expression immobile as he soothed Roach in the wake of the panicked man, would not have given the words any thought if not for the terror with which they had been delivered. Battlefields were notorious for necrophages, and sure enough it was only a moment longer before an echo of guttural burbling reached his ears, followed soon after by the acrid tang of burning flesh. Someone was using fire.
“Come on, Roach.” A nudge with his heels and he spurred his horse into a canter, silver sword in hand.
Those ghouls remaining out on the battlefield had not expected a Witcher to ride past, and were summarily dispatched in passing. Riding through, quick yellow eyes and heightened senses took in all he could: the fire had been used before someone cut into the woodlands, and if the stranger’s earlier comment suggested anything…there could be another Witcher abroad. Probably wouldn’t take too well to sharing a contract, but he wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity to check in with a Wolf in these times. Leaving Roach at the edge of the trees, Geralt chose an angle to head them off and loped through in pursuit.
He burst onto the scene with all customary enthusiasm, casting aard to flatten the first ghoul which had turned to pounce upon him before the sword descended in a glittering arc upon it before whirling into the next. It was a short confrontation, leaving Geralt to forego pleasantries and ask the most pertinent of questions: “Is that all of them?”
Any disappointment to note that the man he had tracked down was a stranger and did not carry the scent of a Witcher was quickly overcome. They were white-haired, like himself, but dressed more akin to Dandelion and certainly not clothed in the usual attire for Velen. Presuming they had money, what the hell were they doing this far off the roads?
Several questions rattled through his mind, and yet for all of his innate curiosity there was something which made the hairs on the back of his neck prickle. Stood too far to yet see the colour of the other’s eyes, he trained his senses instead on remaining alert for any more monsters in the area.
[Compassofsouls @ Corlana] Standing by the edge of a vast, frozen lake, boots wedged firmly against the unforgiving, rock-solid mud of the bank, Nate gripped the willow branch he had wrapped about his wrist tighter and beckoned to Corlana. “Here, I’ll help you go first,” he called. “If you don’t go right through the ice in that ridiculous armour of yours, I’ll know it’s safe for me.”
Corlana stands, nearly as frozen as the lake itself, at the edge. She stares at the icy surface with great distrust, eyes squinting into a glare as if all she wants to do is stab the surface with her sword.
Ah, if only all problems could be solved that way.
"And this is the only way to get across? Surely we can just walk around the damn thing."
A ridiculous suggestion. She knows that time is of the essence and, if they hope to stay out of the Sun's gaze, they need to reach the other side before morning where they'll be hidden under the shadow of the mountain.
Damn it all.
Should she tell her reluctant travelling companion that she can't swim? No. Her pride won't allow it. It's far better to keep that to herself.
"You should go. Ladies first and all that."
/ trying to look cool in front of @compassofsouls /
Patience not being his forte, Nate’s dour gaze snaps back to Corlana to fix her with a glare. The unspoken judgement is clear: unaware of her reticence to swim, he presumes foolishness. “Of course we could,” he grunts, “if we had horses. But we don’t, so unless you want to be left behind, move.”
He had only been partially joking with his earlier comment. Though notably taller and broader than Corlana, the paladin’s armour adds significant weight: if anyone is at risk on the ice, he believes it to be her. Though the grim suspects he cannot freeze or drown, he’s not of a mind to experiment.
Keeping a firm grip on the willow branch, Nate relents enough to test the edge of the frozen surface and slithers about a foot or so out, unusually quiet with the focus of keeping on his feet. It also prevents him from biting back a retort to her comment, though it tempts him to abandon her and cross the ice in his other form.
Satisfied that he’s made some progress, he turns and extends his free hand towards Corlana, bowing mockingly. “Come on, Princess, I'll even help you. The sooner we’re on the ice the sooner we’re off of it and we can get you to that nice feather bed you’re so used to.”
[ a kiss ] (For Kurt, either way around XD)
[Give my muse something]
He's still breathing heavily after his last jaunt to get to Thera, scarlet plumes of smoke and the acrid scent of brimstone dissipating in the blustery evening as he lands before her with all the silent grace of a feline.
It's a silent grace only somewhat at odds with his disheveled hair and several ragged little marks to his suit. As far as he's concerned, coming straight from work lends him a little rogueish charm.
"There you are!" beaming, he bounds over to take Thera's hand and, with a sweeping bow, press his lips to her knuckles. "Told you I'd not be late this time." That prehensile tail, ever with a life of its own, snakes about Thera's waist to pull her closer when he straightens up, eyes glittering with mischief. "What do I win for such a feat?"
"..."
It's one of those moments - the ones where her lips part with the instinct to reply, then falter when words fail to arrive. Yes, she had appealed to him not to be late (or at least to let her know, because sometimes X-Men business just be like that), and yes, there may have been a tired tone underneath. But popping up so soon after an obvious battle, when even after the brimstone vanishes curls of his hair still smoke like the pirate he wants to be ...
He could have just called. Granted the notion of arriving fresh from fire, steel and blood does kick over some of her more primal inclinations, but those usually pair with the adrenaline of having been part of the fight herself.
She doesn't say as much, however, any of it, because that tail is as usual being more honest than the rest, and because raining on his swashbuckle parade just wouldn't be sporting. "At this point," And sue her, she's playing along but still taking a glance over those marks to make sure he's not actually hurt, "I'm thinking a shower and a change of clothes would be a just reward."
He pouts, of course, in the good-natured fashion of one who knows he’s gotten exactly the response he deserves. Still, like such a thing is likely to deter Kurt: serious conversations are for serious times, and now is, as far as he is aware, not one of them. To take life too seriously would make things far too easy for Thera, after all.
“No cheering crowds? No big kisses? No “goodness, Kurt, you kept your word, I’ll order in pizza and hear all about it?” tch. Can I renegotiate if I come back even more dramatically?”
A wink, and he drops the act long enough to press a quick, affectionate kiss to Thera’s cheek, a brief and wordless communication of gratitude that he has made it back to her. In this line of work, it’s never a certain thing.
Kurt acquiesces and makes to head towards the bathroom, working at the edges of one of his gloves as he continues to chatter. “I take it your own side of work’s been far less physical today? Or were you just that good?”
Kurt in X-Men '97 01.05 - "Remember It"
Loki can feel the melancholic air to the warmth between them. He hates that his tragedy has drawn in his friend and pained him, even if in the end it has saved him, just as Mobius saved him, too. Friend. Stupid word. Wrong word for what his heart cries, because it feels so much more. Finally he has surpassed what Mobius knows about him and can at last be a surprise. Except he can't be here. It's cruel.
He nods. "For now at least. I'm keeping them alive. They can't survive on their own, although I hope they will find a way to self-sustain in time. Maybe. Possibly. They became dependent on the Loom. Time will tell if they can grow naturally. Even if I can eventually leave them, I should protect them in case another He Who Remains tries to build another TVA. He found a way out into the Void before. I'll need our TVA's help to defend it, too. Your help, if you'd like."
It would be all too easy to sink into the unspoken despair which lingers on the corners of every word spoken between them. Too late, he tells himself, to blurt regrets or wishes: it would do no good to either of them to think on what they could not have. Still, it lurks in everything spoken – and unspoken – and the man cannot help but feel responsible for Loki’s fate.
Your help. Eyebrows shoot up at once, and the persistent ting of Mobius’ fork at last pauses. A little dramatic flair, something to aim for, at least, might just stave off some of that moping for now. He’s going to find a way to help Loki get back to the life he’s fought so hard to build, but in the meantime if stabilisation and security are the focus, everything else will have to wait. Besides, he’d said he had a life to live – and he does – but who’s to say he can’t freelance now and again? It nags at him now that he can't take this rest, not truly, until the story's done. With Loki out there it just feels incomplete.
“What, you haven’t heard?” He knows Loki’s heard, he’s just being obtuse for the sake of it, “I retired about, oh…” a check of the watch follows, “six hours ago, pal. You’re already trying to pull me back in? Just can’t let an old man rest, huh?” Mobius tuts, though it’s well evident what his true feelings are on the matter. “Well, I guess there’s no rest for the wicked. Any specific ideas on what shape that help could take? I gotta admit I’m not sure what I could really do for you these days without the TVA.”
When first he’d agreed to this new life, three hundred-odd years ago, the world had been a different place. Ever there had been duties beyond those of the simple grim he had become in order to fulfil his penance: ferrying and protecting souls was but a small piece of the jigsaw, and active hunting was order of the day.
That had been when such errant creatures stalked the earth in number. As progress rolled on ever faster, as a boulder down a hill taking with it great swathes of land, the greatest of evils began to reside more and more in the hearts of men. It was less of a given duty for Nathaniel, and less often were his services called upon for more than guarding the church he was last inhabiting.
This time, it had been over sixty years since last he had been able to set foot off of the ecclesiastical grounds of the inner-city church he had wandered into. All things told it was more tolerable than the last thirty prior to that in a tiny rural chapel; there were people to watch and, on rare occasion, converse with, when they wandered through the graveyard pathways as a shortcut between city streets.
It was one such man, using this shortcut, who Nathaniel had never expected to see again. Perhaps, all told, he should have. Memories he had long dismissed battered back into his present senses.
It was dark, and he was first alerted by the chatter and noise of partygoers making their way between bars when he spotted the figure not so far behind. He’d thought it poor taste, initially; then funny; then stood dumbstruck as it hit him that no human was capable of such accurate imitation. No.
A heavy hand descended as though from nowhere onto Jack’s shoulder, gripping tightly as though he feared the man would, as ever, slip away. “Sparrow?!”
[Surprise modern day pounce for @killmebutneverinsultme ]
As short a time as he spent in the TVA, there’s a homely feeling to sitting here with Mobius, feigning having coffee. It’s a quiet time of day fortunately so there is less risk that someone who knows the timeline’s Mobius will approach him except with food and coffee. They’re probably sick of him trying to sell them jet skis anyway.
Loki smiles at the man, achingly bittersweet. There’s liable to be a god-shaped tantrum on the horizon at the choice he has made, but for now he doesn’t truly feel it is unfair. Not given the alternatives. He knows his mistakes and his wrongs, he knows his original path was fraught with misery and death. It’s only right he takes on this responsibility, for the love of Mobius, if anything else. And how wonderful it is that he can still see him.
He starts somewhat from where they left off.
“I imagine the TVA could see the Tree once it was made. I still don’t even really know how it happened. It just felt... right. I wove a multiversal Yggdrasil around the throne in the ruins of the Citadel. I’m protecting the timelines as the new Loom, fuelling them with my magic for as long as they need. I’m sorry; I realise it all happened in a blink from your perspective. It turns out you were right, about me being something more. It seems I have powers that go beyond physics, beyond the possible, but only when it's needed.”
Mobius sips his coffee slowly, its heat and bitterness helping ground him in the moment before he can get too lost in all the implications Loki has laid before him. Indeed, he’s seen the Tree – seen the mosaics and murals, too – but the TVA’s understanding, he’s often suspected, is only a tiny glimpse of the whole picture. Honestly, he’s really wanted to know what had happened to Loki.
“Well, I’ll be.” There’s no small amount of pride and awe in his voice, quietly though he speaks. There’s the ghost of an equally bittersweet smile on his lips as he considers how much has changed and how swiftly. Loki, himself, in no exception to the observation. And there he’d thought he’d known everything: so much for presuming self-awareness. Now he knows better. “Glad you finally saw things my way,” Mobius chuckles, “and of course you picked one heck of a time to show us all.” He picks up the fork at the side of the plate, but toys with eating the pie and instead taps the tines lightly against the handle of his mug. “So your magic’s keeping the timelines stable, but that means you have to keep watch on them?”