he’s gonna get the birbs!!!!! such a good BOY and HUNTER!!!!!!
Xuebing Du
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

tannertan36
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art
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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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@complaincan
he’s gonna get the birbs!!!!! such a good BOY and HUNTER!!!!!!
Phases of the “mewn”
Artist//Daniel Ryan !
1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING
@serendipidaydream @digmon
Chaos vision
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:
john:
don’t u mean
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS
Omfg I’m dying
*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*
Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.
John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*
@alleiradayne
Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?
John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!
Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.
John:
Edward: You know what I am. Say it.
John:
listen I know Peter B. Parker in spiderverse is his own stand alone take on the character and any influences they used on him was mostly Tobey but just. the thought of Tom Holland’s sweet, happy-go-lucky, baby faced little angel Peter growing up to be that disaster hobo manic mess of an adult is. so fucking overwhelmingly hilarious
Peter: *does a christmas album where he’s recorded having a mid-life crisis in the middle of a song, cries in the shower while wearing the suit, tries to calmly eat a slice of pizza while he’s getting pulled into a portal half naked, has full conversations with himself out loud, throws a small child off a building, yet again plans to sacrifice himself for the greater good*
Tony, watching all of this on the Baby Monitor Protocol, which is in fact still intact even though Peter is 38 goddamn years old: “Maybe………maybe Rhodey should have been his mentor…”
give him the squishy beans
“SHURI. WHY DOES MY SUIT HAVE PAW PADS NOW” “For improved grip!” “But why does it look like THAT?” “For improved adorableness!”
humans are only capable of feeling three emotions: killer queen, somebody to love, and bohemian rhapsody.
poyo
Witchy Tip:
If you can, when jarring stuff you’re going to use exclusively for magick, color code it. Red for non-edible, green for edible. Is that rosemary straight from the herbs and spices cabinet from the kitchen? Label it green. Oh, that’s not culinary lavender? Label it red, you gotta remember that.
And for when you’re perusing through your jars to see what things would work best for the spell you’re whipping up, it’d be very helpful if you listed the magickal and/or medicinal properties on the back of the jars beforehand. It helps save you time for those moments in life where you have to throw together a spell and you don’t have time to flip through your BoS or Google to find a spell to cast.
putting the properties on the back has also proved to be a good studying technique. It reminds me of how one studies by use of flash cards.
Wolfie the Werecat and his wonderful Enchanted Forest Kitty Sanctuary.
Photos by Wolfie
Cat Tree made by Hollywood Kitty Company
@molosseraptor
im losing my MIND
The quotes from this Washington Post article are funny, sure, but here’s a longer quote about some of the theories behind this phenomenon:
“A seal’s preferred prey — usually fish, octopuses and, of course, eels — like to hide within coral reefs to avoid being eaten, and since the marine mammals don’t have hands, they have to hunt with their faces.
“They like to stick their faces into the coral reef holes, and they’ll spit water out of their mouths to flush things out. And they’ll do all sorts of tricks, but they are shoving their faces into holes,” Littnan said.
Perhaps, he said, a cornered eel decided that the only way to escape or defend itself was to swim up its attacker’s nostril, and young seals who are “not very adept at getting their food yet” were forced to learn a tough lesson.
But Littnan said that theory doesn’t make much sense.
“They’re really quite long eels, and their diameter is probably close to what it would be for a nasal passage,” he said.
He added that a monk seal’s nostrils, which reflexively close when they are diving for food, are very muscular and it would be difficult for any animal to push through.
“I struggle to think of an eel really wanting to force its way into a nose,” he said.
The other way eels might be ending up in nostrils is through throwing up. Similar to how people sometimes end up accidentally spewing food or beverages from their noses, that could also happen to seals, who often regurgitate their meals.
Still, Littnan said it doesn’t seem possible that a “long, fat eel” would end up going through a seal’s nose rather than out of its mouth. The “most plausible” theory, he said, is that monk seal teenagers aren’t all that different from their human counterparts. Monk seals “seem naturally attracted to getting into troublesome situations,” Littnan said.”
So while it’s possible that this is some sort of ridiculous teenage seal behavior, please also remember that there might be alternate explanations and that at this point, they’re all based on conjecture.
Also, it’s criminal that OP didn’t screenshot the last line of the article.
“If monk seals could understand humans, Littnan said he has a message for them: ‘I would gently plead for them to stop.’“
F…fluffy…..
The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.
Spyro
He- he cat
He a cAT
He kNEAD
HE WIGGLE
HE CLEAN
HE STRETCH
HIS TAIL SWISH
HE PERCH
sorry to inform but they actually based spyro on this humble trash gremlin