Complaints About Tinder

A person is smart. People are idiots. 1 Him and 1 Her bitching about tinder

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Her

Selfies while driving... No. Your lack of concern for the safety of others really makes my pussy SOOO wet.

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Him

I'm reading a bio and the first "interest" listed is "low calorie eating." Does “low calorie eating” really count as an interest now? What has the world become? Because whatever it is, I want to put mayonnaise on it and eat it in effigy of this bio.

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Her

Photos of you drinking beer doesn't mean you're cool or prove you're a fun guy. You might actually be an alcoholic.

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Him

Wait, how do you BOTH work AND play hard?? You are incredible!! Just kidding, you’re an idiot.

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Her

Just because you're a dude cuddling a dog in your photo doesn't mean you're not a pig virus dickhead.

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Him

Oh my god, did you just describe yourself as “beautiful” in your bio?? We can see your pictures and decide for ourselves, weirdo! When I read this, my brain autocorrects it to “super narcissistic."

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Her

I don’t need to see a pic of what your back looks like during a sunset. That doesn’t equal romance.

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Him

"Don't judge a book by it's cover"... Really? That is your bio? Are you being paid by the irony or something? You do realize what app you are using right now, right?

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If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will (on Tinder)

Abraham Lincoln(ish)