Okay I saw the Hal Does Hear Me Out Cake and now I need the entire Lanternfam sans Keli to all do hear me out cakes. Its a miniseries and it's a rule that You Have To Be Honest. I NEED to know what everyone's hear me outs are. Do Jess or Simon put the other's GL ID down? Do they have to fuckin. Draw the aliens they're thinking of. Because there's nothing on the human internet. How badly does Guy scar everyone for life? (Kyle is beet fucking red the whole time and his last hear me out is the Flash symbol. Hazards of your hot frenemy and his uncle-dad sharing a superhero identity. Hal loses his shit.)
john doesn't participate in this because he needs to preserve what dignity he has left after jess started these tiktoks. if he has to be seen associating with these people he's gonna do it from a safe distance and keep his hear me outs (which really only encompass his dead wife (bring her back dc) to himself)
i think kyle would have the guts to put down exactly one (1) alien ever. he, at least, understands that his actions have an impact on his public image, civilian or not.
guy 'no filter' gardner? he has no pictures of the aliens he wants to talk about (kyle and john refused to draw them for him) so he describes them in great detail. jess has to bleep parts out so the videos don't get immediately taken down. she's already crying laughing. crucially, guy does put down john but refuses to put down hal, his other husband.
jo, measured, calm and collected, has probably the most unhinged pictures aside from hal because girlie's into fandom and chronically online. she's got mechs, she's got the the big crunch theory, she's got scarecrow probably, she's got the concept of melancholy and like, idfk, william afton or something.
simon and jess put each other down and you're so funny for coming up with that. especially if it's 1: their hero personas and 2: wasn't coordinated at all. jess can't put any more down and simon has to duck out of the camera frame to scream into a pillow.
and when kyle, thoroughly regretting this entire thing, puts down the flash symbol? pandemonium.
see, hal figured he had a 60% chance of barry not seeing that video (he was wrong btw, barry's knows a lot of kids who likely follow jess's channel) and kyle did not make that calculation. so wally (and barry by extension) have definitely seen. the problem this causes is now audiences think that hal and kyle are thirsting over the same guy.
i can assure you, neither wally nor barry are Normal about this
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