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@effietrinket1619
guyjohn 2 electric boogaloo 👀
i just got off work so i don't have a snippet of it but ! the idea is actually something @seven-sector2814 mentioned a bit ago where john has to uphold a complicated construct in a bad situation while guy throws himself around to keep enemy attention away from john. in my version, they will kiss (kinda)!
the finished fic for your viewing pleasure
guyjohn 2 electric boogaloo 👀
i just got off work so i don't have a snippet of it but ! the idea is actually something @seven-sector2814 mentioned a bit ago where john has to uphold a complicated construct in a bad situation while guy throws himself around to keep enemy attention away from john. in my version, they will kiss (kinda)!
ask game that @goodman-grace tagged me in so lovingly :)
Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP, regardless of how descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have WIPs. People can send an ask with the title(s) that most intrigue them, then you post a snippet or tell them about it!
wips:
- guyjohn 2 electric boogaloo (what it says on the tin kinda)
- get absolutely trickstered (barry allen centric, ft axel walker and iron heights)
i'm tagging @honkygay and @shoot-i-messed-up. yes pressure. a Lot of pressure. all the pressure to reply. become diamonds
#neededthis ☀️🏖️👨❤️💋👨
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post
blorbo sickfic that turns into a possession fic halfway through
what does this meannnn
well you see,
@effietrinket1619
what can i say? i love an altered state of mind
Children in the Tower was a sight that grew less jarring by the day. Bruce had his own, growing brood to contend with, not to mention the other supers and their ability to pick kids up from seemingly every corner of the world to dress them in suits parade them around. They all had differing opinions on them, sidekicks or not, but Bruce had always had a good grasp on who was who even though it felt like the League brought in someone new and bright-eyed every other day.
But there was a girl in green with the Corps symbol resting over her heart and Bruce, for the life of him, could not look away.
She couldn't be Jordan's. He'd know (or he'd hoped he'd know when that inevitable clusterfuck happened) but it was all so bewildering that it left him stumped for a good two minutes. Two minutes of staring was something he would ordinarily never catch himself doing, though he couldn't look away. She seemed so ordinary too, perched on a lone bench with a tablet in her lap that she was mindlessly tapping on.
The Green Lantern Corps didn't do children. Their members were all mostly over the age of majority in their various cultures unless Hal declined to inform Bruce of a spectacular rule change that occurred overnight. Though, Bruce thought as his eyes locked onto the monstrosity upon her arm, there was a chance that this girl had slipped through the cracks somehow.
It sat there like something sleeping. She looked all-together too small to lift it, let alone wield it. What it was remained a mystery: it was dark emerald metal, bulky where it covered skin and it hummed a droning song he could listen to from where he was, ten feet away.
When the girl turned, finally aware of his presence, a flinch travelled up her shoulders. Her face was as slight as the rest of her but the glint in her eye was unmistakably Lantern in nature. Bruce stood taller.
"Who are you?" he creaked out.
"I'm not supposed to talk to strangers," she replied with an accented voice. She didn't look away but shifted backwards. Alarm was etched into every muscle in her body; she was posed to bolt if Bruce wasn't careful.
"I'm not a stranger and you're on my ship. Who are you?"
The weapon on her arm crackled and the air itself shifted as if to make room for its energy. It was a living thing, he realised, or something close to it. Bruce regarded it warily and edged closer an almost invisible step. His hands stayed out, peaceful, ready to twitch towards his belt at the slightest sign of trouble.
Clenching her jaw, the girl edged back even further, slipping off her seat and backing towards the hallway. Bruce followed her. If he didn't know any better, he would say that she was about to attack: her stiff little steps were less defensive and more like she was getting herself into the prime position to pounce.
"I just need to know who you are and where you came from."
Frustratingly, all he got back was a sharp, "I'm a Green Lantern."
"Then where," Bruce asked, "is your ring?"
She paused there. Her eyes flicked down to the machinery on her arm in uncertainty which allowed Bruce to move soundlessly and close the gap between them. She didn't see it coming and practically stumbled in her haste to get away, though her shoulders only met the wall with a little thump that betrayed her panic. "Don't touch me," she warned when his hands splayed out. The air crackled around them, hot all of a sudden with the light Bruce would never truly get used to.
"Tell me who you are."
"Don't touch me," she snapped louder and it was clear she was truly panicking now, listing to the side as if she could slip free of this interaction entirely. "Don't–"
"Bruce."
An involuntary shudder worked its way up Bruce's spine. The tone of voice carried an unmistakable air of malice, something much older and deeper than simple anger and it was enough to make Bruce freeze momentarily because he so rarely heard it directed at him.
"Stewart," Bruce responded without turning around. Somehow, he knew what he'd see anyway and it was enough to keep his gaze fixed to the wall.
"Back up ten steps."
"I was just–"
"Back up, Bruce."
He hesitated and only acquiesced when the heat at his back grew the longer he stayed stationary. He backed up until he passed Stewart, who regarded him with that eerie, emerald stare, so far removed from his original eye colour that it turned him into something eldritch. Stewart barely looked at him. Stewart's eyes were on the girl.
"You alright?" he asked, softer now.
She gave a tiny nod and peeled herself off the wall to edge away, until she was safely in the hall. Another pair of bright eyes joined them from its depths and the girl hurried away to duck behind the figure that emerged, the ghost of a grin on her lips aimed directly, unflinchingly at Bruce.
"There a reason you're going around intimidating kids, Spooky?" Hal asked. The nickname sounded anything but harmless now.
"I wasn't informed of this development," Bruce made himself say.
Hal scoffed so loudly that it echoed. "Well shit Bruce, I didn't know I needed your permission to wipe my damn ass."
"You don't have the right to demand answers from anyone." Stewart continued in a tone so quiet that it was a threat on its own. "Especially not one of ours."
"She's unauthorised," slipped from Bruce's mouth before he could stop it and Stewart's face twisted so quickly that he truly believed he'd lunge forward for a split second.
Hal took three strides forward like he meant to physically get between them, stopping short only to join Stewart in boxing him in. "Say that again."
Bruce didn't. "You never logged her existence."
"With all the damn secrets you keep, Brucie, I thought you wouldn't mind." Hal tilted his head like a dog might, the look on his face anything but friendly. "John and I lost count of your Robins years ago."
He felt his hackles rise of his own accord and hissed, "Don't you dare–"
"Escalate," Stewart whispered. "I dare you." It was barely a sound and yet it stole the air between them.
Bruce wasn't sure where the switch had come from. They radiated sheer menace between them and they were unapologetic about it. The girl, now on the fringes of the interaction, looked on. She hadn't scuttled back far but the look on her face had softened into something like relief.
"Who is she, Stewart?" Bruce asked.
"For God's sake, Bruce," Hal snapped so sharply that he flinched. "I thought we were past this! You don't get to walk around all high and mighty snooping into our shit like you're entitled to it."
"If it concerns the League–"
"It doesn't," Stewart cut in.
Bruce turned his incredulous stare to him then. "You're lying to me. What are you hiding?"
Hal barked out a harsh laugh. It grated and the energy behind his eyes flared to a searing point, a singularity. "Stop pretending like this has anything to do with security."
"Everything is a matter of security when it concerns you, Jordan," Bruce sneered. The cocktail of emotion that fled across Hal's face was vivid and extreme and it didn't take him long to settle on wrath. Bruce tilted his head up and didn't back down. "Who is she? What did you d–"
"My name is Keli," said a quiet voice.
All three of their heads snapped in the girl's direction. She stood straighter in their presence, staring directly at Bruce. "My name is Keli," she repeated, "and I'm a Lantern."
Bruce's attention fixed itself onto John. "Where's she from?" he growled. The ugly thing between them twisted and writhed and begged to be set free. He saw it in muscle fluttering in Stewart's jaw, the clench of Hal's fists and his own heart thudding rapidly. "What the hell did you do?"
In hindsight, Bruce would recognise his mistake to be the moment he took a long stride forward towards the girl, Keli. In the next second, he was pinned against the wall by both construct and a grip of titanium, Hal's face inches from his.
"Don't," he snarled. The glow was unbearable this close, and would've seared his retinas beyond repair had he not been wearing his cowl. "Not another step."
"Hal," Stewart called, making no attempt to extricate him. "Don't kill him."
"I'll think about it."
"Hal."
The construct was one in the form of a belt shoved across his chest. Hard light crushed Bruce's ribs, squeezed his diaphragm. Hal's forearm dug into his jugular as if to rub salt into the wound. For a moment, everything stood suspended.
Then, as quickly as it started, Bruce was let go and Hal was suddenly five paces away. His face twitched with the breadth of the smugness he was trying to hide, though Bruce was too busy remembering how to breathe to comment.
"Stop bothering us," Hal finished flatly. "You've stirred up enough shit with us already. We work with you because we're on the same side but we're not about to tolerate whatever claim you think you have over our lives."
"Have a nice rest of your day, Bruce," Stewart said almost pleasantly. To that, Bruce couldn't muster up a word, though the final insult to injury came five seconds later, as Keli slipped in between the two men to walk with him.
She threw a glance over her shoulder and raised her gauntlet. Bruce flinched before he could stop himself but the girl only summoned a construct hand that waved demurely at him. Then, she grinned and turned her eyes forward, skipping the rest of the way.
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How would the other GL’s react to Batman’s treatment of Guy Gardener. And while I’m asking what do you think the League’s thoughts are of Batman treating Guy or the other heroes. Gasp 😱 what will there thoughts be about the Robins? Sorry, I feel like I’m asking a lot.
listen listen listen
guy gardner is not liked. he is certainly not loved. he is tolerated at BEST by the others. even his best, closest friends took goddamn ages to actually grow close to him and like him under all the brain damage. hal got along with that man before that bus hit him and he still had to get over the guy gardner-ness of him to get along properly.
bruce wayne on the other hand? he's respected, he's formidable, he's rich and handsome, he's very disciplined and he's a founding member of the league itself. in a popularity contest, bruce wins easily. tbf, all this has ever been is a popularity contest. it's not a thing of 'oh, how do other heroes react to guy getting dismissed by bruce' and more a thing of 'damn gardner must've pissed him off again :/'
guy's not a damsel in distress. he's brash and loud and he can throw a punch as well as he can take one but he doesn't win in politics or in popularity contests. he has nothing against bruce. not credibility or leverage within the league itself.
i don't think people notice it at first cos it's just so ingrained. the hero community is made up of people who are hot-headed and opinionated and the only way anyone has ever dealt with gardner is to push straight back so really, bruce is one amongst the crowd but over time, it starts looking less like dealing with an unruly coworker and more like a dogpile. especially when the injuries start stacking up
i think the lanterns notice how guy relaxes more when he's in deep space surrounded by corpsmembers who don't just tolerate him but respect him and know him and trust him. it's a stark difference from how he's treated this far from home. even when new people join (jess, simon, jo), they learn quickly that guy is more bark than bite and that he's an ass and a dick with no filter, but he's still trustworthy and loyal to a fault
i think it creeps up on them and the extent of it reveals itself in stages. guy gets more defensive on earth. he's less settled, he's more guarded and it's more a matter of protecting his heart than protecting his pride. he doesn't have much pride left to be fair.
i think this is his normal. he's been a punching bag his whole life and survival is just getting back up after every beatdown, physical or otherwise. his skull is permanently fractured and he's always got a black eye but that's how it's always been. he was never put on this earth to do much more than absorb damage.
Hello Effie :D Do you have any guyjohn headcannons to share?
severence hi!!! :3
okay okay okay here's what i can compile
i don't think it was a 'x fell first, y fell harder' situation with these two. i think they woke up simultaneously, looked at each other and went fuck
there's only a certain number of times u can catch/save ur best friend in a battle gone bad before things get really homoerotic
a few people (not hal) knew well before either of them did
i was still coming off the high of the dan and phil hard launch when i wrote my guyjohn fic earlier this year so yeah i think many ppl were blind to this tomfoolery occurring in front of their eyes
honour lantern john stewart has a fucking reputation. he's well known for his diplomatic work and intelligence. he walks side by side with that ginger bruiser and people who don't know guy that well just refer to him and john as a matched set
one time someone did openly refer to guy as stewart's dog. that got set straight real quick
nothing hotter than ur husband defending ur honour in guy's opinion. yeah he could do it himself but he thoroughly enjoys watching john win arguments for his sake. also gives him a FANTASTIC view of his ass
they're so old man coded to me. they've been doing this shit long enough to know each other's medication regimes (heavy on guy's part) front to back and they're so very aware of each other's tells
guy can sense john's oncoming ptsd attack well before it arrives and he's loud and stubborn enough to drive anyone in the vicinity away so they can have some peace without compromising john's dignity
john is very aware of guy's many health issues and he's got everything (literal years worth of reports) compiled neatly in one folder. and there are copies
i think when newer lanterns (jess, simon jo) met them, they just kinda . assumed there was something going on. could see jo in particular being very excited by the old man yaoi before her eyes
going with the 'they kept it secret' idea, salaak makes a point to update every single document he has on them after finding out because fraternisation changes things and if they got together during the ban on relationships between corps members then that's WORSE
no hal did not know. yes his best friends held hands from time to time but that's just how things are. god forbid bros be bros
kyle's just oblivious and always has something much bigger and worse going on in his life.
they've been sharing quarters for years. i see guy as the decorator. he's gotten them a real nice emerald bedspread and matching decorative pillows. and two matching lamps :)
the gl wing adds a room for every new lantern they obtain but there's always one empty one used for storage. john's room was nicer anyway
do i think they're married? no. do i think they wanna get married? i'd love that for them but i also think that they've somehow ascended the concept of marriage
running outta steam here but guy's the cook undoubtedly. his love language is making john try new recipes he's found and tweaked for their palates.
john's love language is hanging out and doing something with guy quietly, whether it's reading to guy or doing a puzzle together (which guy tolerates cos he's never patient enough but it makes john happy) or board/card games for two (somehow they're pretty equally matched in monopoly)
fucking hell what do even couples do
let them grow old together ffs
feel free to add on <3
so I wanted to draw a quick cute doodle before writing my papers…. but then this appeared instead
why do you always kill off happy marriages DC ;_;
the poem ends, soft as it began — i loved my friend
Tagged by @wickerbotter here.
My top 4 songs right now to see inside my skull
Sisters of Mercy - Marian
Carpathian Forest - In League With Satan
Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley
Skeletonwitch - Temple of the Sun
Tagging @canontypicalgoblins, @alonelystargazer, and @stupidsexynonbinaryperson to also share 4 songs. Or anyone else also interested consider yourself tagged
Four
I Love You, I Hate You - Little Simz
SUPAFLEE - Joey Bada$$ feat. Bri Steves
A Day In The Life - The Beatles
Somebody New - Tunde Adebimpe
TYSM for tagging me!!! :> i’ll tag @absolutewonderwoman, @shoot-i-messed-up, @lgbtiba, and @transfemhiyuki, but any of my mutuals can feel free to participate. :D
ty for tagging me lucy sorry i forgot to do it until now lmao!!!
Spring Into Summer by Lizzy McAlpine
Turn It Up by PinkPantheress
Thank You For the Music by the cast of Mamma Mia
Radio by Bershy
tagging (no pressure as alwayssssss) @honkygay @fullgears @xxm0thm4n-ph4nt0mxx @unshatters-your-teacup
ohhhh thanks for the tag :3
top 4 atm are
Tempest by Ethel Cain
Is it okay if i love you? by Arlie
this is how i disappear by My Chemical Romance
Discipline by Nine Inch Nails
tagging (no pressure) @remythelad @effietrinket1619 @mikeyshauntedhouse
WOAH YIPPEE!! i'm late but here are four songs <3
suburbia overture/vampire culture/WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE ITS CALLED - will wood
black leaves - kirby
jackboot jump - hozier
main agar kahoon - vishal-shekhar
i will be tagging @thatsthegis-t @knight-says-ni but no pressure <3
meow
audibly sighed seeing this
im sorry for cyberbullying you
girl ?? text me tf???
bastard
bitch
Now I'm picturing the rest of the lanterns running right past Batman to check on Kyle. After all, Batman has on body armor, he'll be fine, Kyle took a two to three story fall in literal pajamas. (At least, that's what it looks like from the outside, we all know that house is way bigger than that.)
Also, I'm assuming they live in a castle doctrine state so Batman can't use their home alone traps as a case against them?
well to be FAIR kyle does have a wholeass ring. he can usually activate it enough to cushion his landing in most cases and kyle's definitely survived worse. however, the comedic potential of them both falling but kyle landing in a bush while bruce lands on concrete is too funny to not think about.
and the lanterns STILL run to kyle first
