Handsome Devil of the Leaf

I AM ROCK LEE I LOVE TWITTER

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How it is to be a single mom?

THE LEAF HAS A VERY SUPPORTIVE NETWORK OF MOTHERS!! METAL LOVES TO SPEND TIME AT VARIOUS HOUSEHOLDS WHILE I AM RUNNING AMUCK THROUGH THE VILLAGE AND KILLING ENEMIES OF THE STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ROCK LEE I HAVE NO CHAKRA BUT I WOULD LIKE TO BECOME A SHINOBI... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

CHAKRA IS A SHORTCUT!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO NEED TO USE MAGIC POWERS WHEN YOU CAN BENCH PRESS YOUR OPPONENT

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Are you still with us💔💔?

BOWL CUTS NEVER DIE

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GAI-SENSEI MIGHT BE GETTING OLDER, BUT HE IS STILL SO YOUTHFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS BIRTHDAY GIFT IS ONE PUSH-UP FOR EVERY SECOND HE HAS BEEN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💪💪♥️♥️

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ROCK LEE HOW DO I PULL GIRLS

I WOULD NEVER PULL ON ANYONE. THAT IS VERY RUDE AND THE KUNOICHI IN THE LEAF VILLAGE ARE VERY SCARY!!!!

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PLEASE STOP ASKING ME HOW METAL CAME TO BE. I ALSO DO NOT KNOW. 😎😎 HOPE THIS HELPS 💪💪♥️♥️

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my friend thinks you look like an egg how do you feel about this

EGGS ARE AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF PROTEIN 💪💪I AM HONORED

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does the mother of your child happen to have red hair

I AM MOTHER

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i remembered that one ask that said you look like a cactus if you stretch out your arms

help...... i cant tell if its a cactus or a rock lee from the hidden leaf in the land of fire handsome demon....

THANK YOU SO MUCH. I AM ENAMORED WITH YOUR ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF ME. IT WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO MY ENEMIES. 💚💚💚💚

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE

In your honor, I'm going to eat curry & get in a drunken fist fight with a stranger 👊👊👊👍👍👍

AS LONG AS IT IS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK!!!! 💪💪💪💪

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE! personally, I would have given you the time off, so I wholeheartedly support you physically fighting the hokage

I WOULD PHYSICALLY FIGHT HIM, BUT HE IS DATING MY COACH DAD

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happy birthday rock lee, i love you. you're actually my hero

for your birthday i drew you but very poorly i hope um you find it to be youthful

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I WILL CHERISH IT FOREVER. I WILL PRINT IT OUT AND EAT AT LEAST 45 COPIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUSTENANCE

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ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

YES TODAY IS THE DAY I WAS MYSTERIOUSLY CREATED. ORIGIN UNKNOWN

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FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WOULD LIKE TO SPRINT TO THE SAND VILLAGE FULL SPEED AND BACK, BUT MY TIME OFF WAS DENIED!!!!! HOKAGE-SAMA, YOU WILL CATCH THESE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can I get my eyebrows as beautiful and luscious as yours?

HAVE YOUR EYEBROWS LIFT WEIGHTS!!!!!

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SIR I HAVE MARKED YOU TRANS FRIENDLY. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?

I LEAF HURRICANED A DOCTOR UNTIL HE GAVE GAARA TOP SURGERY 🫶🫶❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Adopt me please 🙏🏾

OF COURSE!!!!!! I AM BANNED FROM ADOPTING ANYMORE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY MERGED OUR VILLAGE WITH THE SAND VILLAGE HOWEVER!!!!!