[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[setheverman]

if you start talking to me at 11:59:46 pm on new year’s eve i will be completely out of things to talk about at exactly midnight! kick off 2018 with me crying!

[virgoprivilege]

this is what half this website thinks being butch is 

[enrique262]

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

[knightrepentant]

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

[enrique262]

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

[lisasimpsonwannabe]

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

[depressedcatthing]

“They cometh”

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

goddamn that SOUND magnificent

[fullpraxisnow]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

He either said all that very quickly or the slap occurred very slowly

[pyomorphic]

batman explains anarchism while slapping robin 5 times

[porterr-robinson]

[bunjywunjy]

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

[dojacat]

[protect-and-love-animals]

The funny cats histories

[90skid-com]

Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?

Me: 

[l30m730w]

[l30m730w]

i was pretending it was dabs not honey  >.>

[teathattast]

[awwww-cute]

[whitepeopletwitter]

This basically sums it up

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me in ancient Greece: *Accidentally steps on someone’s 300 Drachmae sandals they spent their life savings on*

Them: May you live in interesting times.

Me:

[youmissedthememo]

I LOVE HER

[stjudy]

we’re danny devito stans first and humans second

[amoisthobo]

This man is gonna die on the set of always sunny

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown