I Am My Own Creature

they/it, 21+ // Vampire Chronicles, The Witcher, & assorted other fandom RP available {I'm basically only active on Discord, so ask me!}

[vampyre-kin]

[zoppzoop]

@complicitsacrilege

[complicitsacrilege]

I’m a brunette actually

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[leahelizabeth89]

Tags via @mik-mania

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[sluttynurse]

We Are All Blocked By Mutual In Laws

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[elventhespian]

Best dialog

[mrsterlingeverything]

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing

[bulhakovv]

Flying heads

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[shakespearesdaughters]

The Diaries of Franz Kafka, 1912

[homunculusalphonse]

[Text description: "August 10. Wrote nothing.

August 11. Nothing, nothing." /End description]

[roundo]

his eyes were spotify green

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[sator-the-wanderer]

I raise it to

[sandpancakecat]

My mom thought it was an elephant standing on four turtles

[snoopylovessoup]

Happy birthday Snoopy!

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

[kosmogrl]

[escuerzoresucitado]