everybody shut the up!! baby sippy juice

🧪 Seb-she/it - 22🛸 im like if a man and a woman had a kid and that kid was their 180 pound pit bull furbaby🪐 my carrd

[satanfemme]

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[seasonofhorror]

HEREDITARY (2018) dir. Ari Aster

THE WITCH (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[hillhomed]

my ponysona🐎

[nyetime]

Yeah I spent 5 hours of my life on this shit. go, my trolls.... @georgiedoodles and I are going back into the Dreamworks Trolls pit NOW

[spixxal]

A lineup of my versions of the Digital Circus crew! (…most of them,)

Yapping under the cut⬇️

Kinger- I made him fluffier lol. Added a little gold clasp to hold his coat closed and emphasized the ermine tails in the fluff. And I gave him SLEEEEEEEVES. but, crucially, the sleeves are not connected with his hands in any way. They’re just floppy and drag on the floor

Ragatha- being the most human looking of the group, I kinda wanted to strip some of her humanity in the same way as the others. I gave her more doll-like proportions and visible seams. Also gave her cutesy patches on her dress lol

Jax- pushed those ears closer together, added whiskers, and cute light patches on his fur

Zooble- it’s nearly impossible to customize Zooble lol. Just made some parts of their limbs look like those doctor waiting room abacus toy things

Gangle- snatched her waist, gave her a little floppy piece of ribbon on her forehead like bangs, and added fraying along the ends of her ribbons. I imagine when she’s stressed, the fraying gets wayyy worse

Pomni- cutesy little curly hairs. Long cartoonish arms to really push her new goofy life

Caine- I had to give him sharp teeth I HAD TO. added a little gold lined vest, pinstripes to his pants, knee high boots with spats, and some gold accents

[crowshaped]

spotted on the sidewalks of pittsburgh

[sibmakesart]

[jackabbot]

Noah Wyle as Dr. Michael "Robby" Robinavitch THE PITT • Season 2 | Opening Scene

[salamispots]

hello I have opened my threadless shop after 5000 years

[furryprovocateur]

we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here

[evergreen-femme]

lowkey the vibes now are “you can only be gay if you’re 23 and conventionally attractive” and its terrible

[iamwizzzzz]

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[signalfirefly]

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

[sacred-portal]

[roaldamundsen]

baking with my mama

[spookacola]

Baking with my mama 🍞🥖🥐

[fag]

[throathole]

If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS

[florencvassy]

[throathole]

Who is that white man