I'm so normal about computers (lying)

COMPUTER LOVER!!

[computercuter]

Hi :3

I made this sideblog because I wanna reblog funny posts that I can't on my other blogs because they're strictly SFW :3 I'm 21 if you need to know that :d

Naturally that means that this blog will contain NSFW or more questionable posts so minors DNI pls! :o

Shoutout to the name generator I used because I couldn't think of a blog name for coming up with the gem of a blog name, idk if I'll keep the puter theme but. I do like puters :3

[rforshort]

the bulge in your pants to bulge in my throat pipeline

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[meowlgbt]

I have to put a plushie between my legs while i draw for comfort reasons, i tend to get all sweaty down there too while I'm focused, I think a plushie like you would be perfect~♡

[spicyhoneybear-deactivated20230]

*sexting* I love talking to you

[loverboard]

robot bf that can make all his plates vibrate, including the one comprising his featureless face. and when you sit on it, it vibrates against you and he holds your thighs firmly on either side of his head until you cum all over his face to the sound of him whirring and ventilating 😍

MINORS DNI

[normystical]

be normal about nonromantic sex. be normal about people who actively want to screw but would rather die than kiss or hold hands. be normal about fwb relationships. they are healthy they are beautiful they are harmless they are wholesome they are perfect. "yeah, just as long as you make sure to clarify—" you're still not being normal about this yk. you're only saying that because you STILL see it as an abusive arrangement by default. if someone says they want a romantic partner, you wouldn't tell them to make sure they asked directly rather than decide for them, would you? god just please be normal about nonromantic sex as a whole ok

[blackboltlonewolf]

another character for different project

[unclegiggles]

pulling on my wires like

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[aroxbetchio]

shoutout to aroallos with no sex life, shoutout to those in which it’s voluntary, shoutout to those where it’s involuntary, shoutout to those who simply don’t care whether they have sex or not

[aromantic-ghost-menace]

Being aroallo sometimes just means fantasizing about making out with someone at their house and mid that seeing the aro flag hanging around there, maybe even specifically the aroallo one, then whispering... idk "I like green too" or something else to imply one is aro too and from there on consented sex just happens or something.

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[arcade-confetti]

Please stop implying objectum attraction or objectum porn are only existent due to lack of "normal porn". Begging. There in fact exists porn outside of tumblr. People can in fact hold objectum attraction naturally rather than something formed due to bans or limitations. People can have objectum attraction without being a 'loser who cant get it with real people' as well. Stop making me see the repeated idea that objectum only exists as a response to lack of "real" porn or sex. Head in hands

[hoplocatfish]

There's something very erotic about loading a shotgun

[saucymauler]

"hurry up."