rhinestone cowboy

zimmy 25 it/its

[coyotepretty]

opening of Serial Experiments Lain for the episode that aired after 9/11

[pjackk]

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

[achingmarshking]

male lover here!

i will not be doing that!

[pjackk]

You wull never pleasure me

Worthless animal

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[turntgh]

Rosemary

[couchtaro]

Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

[cerealsnail]

this one?

[couchtaro]

THANK YOUUUUUU

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[jumpingheart66]

A pet peeve of mine is when people don't understand the difference between millipedes and centipedes

[jumpingheart66]

Pay attention because I will only explain it once

Did you get it ?

[bowelfly]

Big Suit Bittern

[sacred-portal]

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[samstalgia]

it’s david byrnes birthday :^) he’s 74!

[campyvillain]

Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[catcrumb]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[natalieironside]

Like ppl will say things to me like "But that's Against The Law 😱" or "but they Broke The Law 😱" like sinners in the hands of an angry God and idk what to do w/ that

[natalieironside]

"But [action] is A Crime and if someone does [action] then they'll be a Criminal who Broke The Law! But what about The Law?"