weary star

I want to go farther than the eye can see... Just call me Bunn! she/he/they, Adult

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

"all of them inshallah"

[chromyrose]

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[astronomifier]

tobias animorphs is truly one of the characters of all time. hes 13, hes a bird, hes a human boy, hes probably autistic, he's half alien centaur monster (on his dad's side), he has the favor of an elder god, his girlfriend has killed hundreds, his best friend is his uncle and also a centaur, hes even a transgender allegory... the boy really does it all

[bluehairedspidey]

mgs stands for mullet gay sex

[thecryptkeeper]

[padawins]

generals…

[hungwy]

tomorrow i may eat some sauerkraut. keep this in mind

youre booked.

[blackpyrefly]

i didnt

[hungwy]

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[injuries-in-dust]

[horseproductions]

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

[horseproductions]

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[andthepeople]

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

[marvelstars]

The very first thing Obi-Wan did when getting into that cantina was to cut off arms of people who were rude to Luke and make contact with Chewie to take them out of Tatooine, Obi-Wan knows those villains personally and some of them are his friends.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[do-si-dodobird]

C-3PO and R2-D2 are Anakin and Padmes wedding rings, so it’s cruel that after everything happened 3PO gets his memory wiped while R2 is left in tact. Padmes droid, her love for Anakin, still exists after death. Anakins love is erased after he falls to the dark side.

[mistycatt]

more obi wan art

the struggle to draw from this angle is crazy