Renegade's Requiem

HEY! Welcome to my blog! Home of original stories, reviews, video games, custom (albeit kinda shitty) drawings, photographs, endless rants and other creepy and probably unnecessary shit that I decide to post to the interwebs. Enjoy. :) ~Renegade

[topshotpicks]

[the-privateer]

this is also why so many gamers have trust issues 

[lavampira92]

Yo I just press buttons :}

[gaymerfab]

The first time you saw porn on tumblr

[laughingstation]

“is this legal?!”

Now its just like:

[doubleyolks-deactivated20130707]

[improbablenormality]

handcrafted fiberglass shell and bed

temperature controlled round water bed

phillips color kinetics LED lighting system

anthony gallo high fidelity sound system

ipod universal dock

[shift-freedom]

there is no other situation where that gif is okay.

well played.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[condemnedrenegade]

My personality: shit.

My face: shit.

My body: shit.

My hair: shit.

My clothes: shit.

My music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.

[alytyedye]

BARK.

Grimdark Jade/Editor | Photographer

[nevillegonnagiveuup-deactivated]

“It is said a hero is only as good as their enemies. Thus, a good story has to have a well-written villain, somebody that earns respect. After all, what is a hero without a villain to challenge them?”

[grimelords]

google image search for ‘duct tape prom’

[dolmathes]

what

[inspector-starfish]

This is actually a competition with the winners winning scholarships

[lepetit-chat]

[druidsleep-deactivated20210826]

[derpycats]

Cat, it’s been years and you’re still in the sink. Get out.

[cherrybloodknight]

*Casually reading Homestuck*

Wait a second…

wHAT

WHAT

WHAT

[tyraiko]

Because I think that it’s imperative for everyone watch this beautiful series if they haven’t already.

Hannibal Season 1 Episode 1 – Apéritif Hannibal Season 1 Episode 2 – Amuse-Bouche Hannibal Season 1 Episode 3 – Potage Hannibal Season 1 Episode 4 – Ceuf Hannibal Season 1 Episode 5 – Coquilles Hannibal Season 1 Episode 6 – Entrée Hannibal Season 1 Episode 7 – Sorbet Hannibal Season 1 Episode 8 – Fromage Hannibal Season 1 Episode 9 – Trou Normand Hannibal Season 1 Episode 10 – Buffet Froid Hannibal Season 1 Episode 11 – Roti Hannibal Season 1 Episode 12 – Releves Hannibal Season 1 Episode 13 – Savoureux

[soylent-queen-blog]

SCREAMS THANK YOU OH MY GOD

[snowqueenelsa]

[striderbeegod-deactivated201507]

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

[speechless-english-teacher]

BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA, JESUS

[calculatedmadness]

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?  

[speechless-english-teacher]

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?

[calculatedmadness]

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR?  I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS!  SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!

[empresspenguin]

ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE

[calculatedmadness]

I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER!  THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!

[speechless-english-teacher]

PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?

[casuallystudious-blog]

I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.

[sleuthers-deactivated20140707]

Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie

[kihli]

YEAH BUT HOW DO THE MERMAIDS PROCREATE 

[strangeparking]

[strangeparking]

Okay I’m going to be honest with you guys, this my fiancee, Nicole. Me and Nicole run this blog together. She is pregnant with my little boy/girl. I think she looks absolutely stunning in this picture. But despite her trying her best to accept compliments and pretend she believes it the truth is she really doesn’t. She tried to commit suicide about a month ago and she has done such a great job recovering and I am so proud of her. She gets visibly upset when people post selfies that get thousands of notes while her pictures usually get no more than a couple of notes, she’s told me about it herself, she wishes she could be one of them. She is gone now, out for the whole day with her dad. It would mean the entire world to me if maybe some of you could reblog this to give her the admiration that she deserves, look at her, she is beautiful, reblogging her picture won’t ruin your blog I promise. But it will mean the whole world to her. I don’t have a certain goal in mind, or a specific number that would mean everything to her, to be honest I really don’t think this will work. But if it does, thank you, please help me do this for her, she deserves it.

[fahrlight]

There’s a beauty! Make her dream come true!

[homestuckresources]

i ripped gamzee and his CoD piece

[canesandsceptres]

Striders

[torracat]

remember when dexter, ed, edd AND eddy were all on foster’s home for imaginary friends

[torracat]

oh and pikachu was in the big crate

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS EPISODE WTF IS THIS

[pokefanxy-side]

Mojo Jojo too:

[geeksotospeak-inactive-deactiva]

and