Petty Party Queen

Krisztina, 29, no pronoun preference I like being alone physically but damn I do like playing viddy games with people

[yuumei-art]

It's Witch Hat Monday!

I titled this one the Root of Magic but I think a better title would be the Root of My Despair 😆 😂 😢 😭

[carrotssss]

[memecucker]

What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

[matrixdragon]

It's not 'understanding something about risk that no one else does' it's 'is able to screw up constantly without facing any actual consequences, unlike every other player at the table.'

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[cruelfeast]

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[rainbowgaez]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[crabussy]

great

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[togepete]

Can I ask a sex question

I started masturbating analy with one finger and it felt good but not great like i never got anywhere and git kind of bored

What's......... what's the question

[volpalope]

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]