Auntie May had no screentime? Marisa Tomei an Oscar winner is being wasted by Marvel? Fuck Marvel!
She has about a minute in Civil War, 4 minutes in Homecoming and 3 minutes in Far From Home. Itâs ridiculous. Especially if you have in mind Happy had 8 minutes of screen time in FFH.
Change of topic for a little bit, I googled Aunt Mayâs screentime to reply to this and I came across this arcticle:
The entire MCU ranked by how much time female characters spend on screen
Itâs from January of this year so pre Captain Marvel/Endgame/FFHÂ
Please go scroll through because itâs appalling. The subtitle of the article is Clue: Marvel is learning and I really donât think they are? Iâm not gonna quote the entire list but Ant-Man and The Wasp had the 1st place, which makes sense, one of the titular characters is a female after all. And I was initially pleased because âTotal: 65m 45s of 118m (55.7% of running time)â and I thought âalright, you go, Hope!â but then I kept reading and âHope van Dyne appears for 35m â the longest single appearance by any female character in an MCU movie to dateâ and fine Scott had 42 and a half minutes in the movie, the difference isnât huge, but how the fuck is 35 minutes the most screen time a female character has had in the MCU before Captain Marvel? You wanna know whatâs the most a male character has had? Well I went on IMDb and itâs 77, and it was Tony Stark all the way back in Iron Man 1, then Peter in Homecoming with 76, then Strange in his own movie with 73 and only then Carol with 65, and then thereâs an absurd gap of men after men after men until you reach Hope and her 35 minutes. WHAT THE FUCK?
Anyway circling back into the main theme Tony Stark as 8 minutes of screentime in Spiderman: Homecoming and thatâs exactly how much time May Parker has in the whole of the MCU

























