[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[mousegirlheart]

If Funko Pops weren't evil enough they once shut down itch.io for a little bit

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[jadeharleyinc]

"oh? this gun hanging on the wall?", she chuckled narratively.

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[pangur-and-grim]

when I was a kid I tried writing a story about a pegasus that hatched from an egg. a girl found it and brought it to her house, and the line that follows is now permanently stuck in my head. because the pegasus was brand new, right? just born? experiencing the world with pussy fresh eyes? so when it saw the windows of her house, it said "what the heck, it's as though transparent lakes have somehow been shaped into rectangles and firmed up to make the rectangles solid."

and after writing that line, I just shut down Microsoft word in disgust and walked away and did something else for a while. never touched that story again, because jesus christ.

[pangur-and-grim]

[great-and-small]

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

[contextfreepatentart]

[oshacompliantmagicalgirl]

[yazzdonut]

me whenever I meet people who have recently got into TF2 fandom

[yazzdonut]

[worldsandemanations]

Gizem Akdag

[cosmicisbored]

you are your brain

[maritimememcake]

GOODBYE BIGMAN

[neo-nightmares]

THE SALMONIDS ARE BACK

AND WE'RE STEALING THEIR SHIT