CONFIDENT SOUP

dragon age makes me cry sometimes

[brittapperry]

[claudiagray]

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

[shittilydrawing]

the game is called copy-reigen-when-he’s-not-lookin and dimple started it

[hadtochangemyurlquick]

[jollyjoules]

Give me this movie. Now.

INSTAGRAM : jollyjoules ~

edit : added my boy Peter

[laikiluca]

Could you improve how you draw heads proportioned to the rest of the body? I think your style could really use it. After that, I think it’d be perfect tbh.

Hey anon! Nope, that’s just how it is!

[confidentsoup]

i choked on my coffee when i read this

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[yolandart]

[dangerwizard]

just me n the girls enjoying the nice weather

[solar-queer-deactivated20180816]

this is so fucking unsettling i love it

[arcanetrivia]

By Philip Jackson. I did not find all of them in his gallery, but 1. Moonstruck, 3. The Sentinels, 4. The Grandees,  7. His Eminence, 8. The Magistrate, 9. Saraband

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

[loseinadaydream]

“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“

*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

[veritashopian]

@king-ludwig-ii

[quitesquees]

The added translation makes this even better

[pwesident]

jesus was a gamer

[unclefather]

how

[pwesident]

died in a t pose

[drearyhours]

respawned

[lookskindadeadinside]

noclipped thru the sealed tomb

[durbison]

Noclipped off the planet

[durbison]

Also, played as a healing class and everyone gave him shit.

[rock10zxa]

[popculturebrain]

THX Just Shared the Original Sheet Music for its ‘Deep Note’ for the First Time

Look at this lad. Image: THX, Ltd.The Deep Note, the distinctive synthesized crescendo that is THX’s audio trademark, is one of the most iconic sounds in all of film. For the effects firm’s 35th anniversary, they’ve now shared the sheet music behind the sound.

[gecsplaining]

thanks i hate it

[rexuality]

This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on Facebook

[memewhore]

[nefertsukia]

[tankaramo]

fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass

[funnyjoke]

[memewhore]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[eroscestlavie]

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes 

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water 

[feistyfrank]

that was a classic that was a classic

[thelovelylights]

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

[professorsparklepants]

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

[egg690]

I FOUND IT!!