Bo Burnham quotes that fuck me up every time:
“On a scale from one to zero… are you happy?”
“Come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health, and laugh while he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.”
“We think. We know. You.”
“I had a privileged life, and I got lucky, and I’m unhappy.”
“I know very little about anything, but what I do know is that if you can live your life without an audience… you should do it.”
“But what the fuck kind of question is ‘are you happy?’”
“Honestly, the biggest problem in my life isn’t Pringle cans… it’s you. Part of me loves you. Part of me hates you. Part of me needs you. Part of me fears you.”
“I just put on some silly show. I should probably just shut up and do my job so here I go.”
“You’re everything you hated, are you happy?”
“You pray so badly for Heaven.
Knowing any day might be the day that you die.
But maybe life on earth could be heaven.
Doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?“
“But what the fuck kind of question is ‘am I happy?’”
“I don’t think that I can handle this right now. You don’t know the half of this right now.”
“Hey, look ma, I made it. Are you happy?”
“I love you just the way you are
but you don’t see you like I do.
You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect.
Trust me, perfect should try to be you.”
“So if you know or ever knew how to be happy, on a scale of one to two now… are you happy?”
“Sticks and stones might break your bones but words will break your heart.”
“Cause you’re on your own from here so, are you happy?“
“If you want love then the love has got to come from you.”
“I really wanna try to get happy. And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always panic every time I’m unhappy.”
“Thank you. Goodnight. I hope you’re happy.”
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