Robert loves to kiss and bite the inside of Waterboy's thighs. He's quite sensitive there!
Though he's kinda sad, that the marks wont stay
TW SUGGESTIVE
Oh ABSOLUTELY
He loves Waterboy’s thighs so much. Sure they’re a little skinny but the skin is so soft (plus Robert fucking loves Herm’s long legs, especially if they’re around him) and just so bitable. And yes, they ARE sensitive.
Waterboy whimpers as Robert licks, sucks and bites his thighs. He likes when Robert sucks a deep mark or leaves the indentations of his teeth in his thigh. They BOTH hate watching it heal up and go back to normal rather quickly. It’s something Robert legit gets irritated about (not at Herm mind you. He’s just upset he can’t mark or be marked by Herm) and Herm has gotten teary eyed about (he’s also upset he can’t mark or be marked by Robert cause if so he’s have hickeys everywhere and a few bite marks).
Herm also likes one more thing that Robert doesn’t even quite notice. Herm loves feeling Robert’s facial hair against his thighs. It’s kind of scratchy and yeah he shaves but fuck. His stubble is hot. His facial hair is hot (to Herm at least). And it feels so good against his thighs. It makes him tremble and drool a little.
And the thigh stuff, this is all just foreplay.
And yeah Robert sometimes likes to do other stuff with Herm’s thighs but that’s for another day.
A particular lesson about break ups, when you’re Flambae, is knowing when to step away.
Permanently, in his case.
He doesn’t swallow failure easy. It sits in his bloodstream, until it spreads, and grows, and calcifies, and becomes a part of him.
So he distances.
It’s not a big loss. Just a void that won’t be a void if neither of them look at it.
Sure, Flambae studied chronic pain and the unforgiving longevity of both physical and mental strain intensively, because he knew Robert wouldn’t.
Sure, he gave him a favorite food, and a favorite song, and a spot in a family that got attached to this day.
And Robert, before the mall, before the fire and the destruction and the ruthless clash of two lives who weren’t compatible enough to exist in the same place, was there.
In any way he knew how, he was there.
So yeah. They have history.
But people walk over history all the time. And then they keep living.
Distance is hard when your ex boyfriend is also your new dispatcher.
And unfortunately, you talk about him so much that your team of beloved bastards know who he is by voice alone.
And Flambae is rubbing his eyelids and hoping he’s just hallucinating Robert being there, like he does when he misses him.
“…I could just transfer,” Flambae proposes. “Not to any team, but work solo. You know, like Batman? I mean. Shit, he has birds. I could make a bird like me.”
“I don’t think running away and taming feral pigeons would help.”
“I didn’t run away. And I’m not —I’m not gonna do well if you’re here.”
And he doesn’t like the way Robert’s face twitches, a little. If anything, it’s just evidence that he’s never going to say the right thing.
“ I want to feel strong. It’s the only thing I’m fucking good at. It’s how I do my job. And you— “ His jaw flexes. “you make me feel human. And I don’t want that.”
“If you can fight a titanium robot, lift cars, and fly, and you still feel weak after? That’s not a strength issue. It’s a you issue.”
And he hates it. The way Robert always tells him the truth and it hurts him regardless of how soft it is.
“See! we’re already fighting! That’s what’s gonna happen everyday. You’re gonna be handsome and snarky and I’m gonna get mad and we won’t get anything done, and my team are assholes, but they deserve better than that—“
“We didn’t argue once today, in case you didn’t notice.”
And holy shit. He’s right. Jabs? Sure. Snark? Plenty. But full blown arguing? No. They worked. And worked well.
“…So, if Chad and Robert can’t work…”
“Maybe Flambae and Mecha Man can.”
“Robert,” Flambae beams and stands up and excitedly points at him before exiting his office, “you’re a fucking genius. I knew I should’ve proposed to you!”
He doesn’t stick around to see the stunned shock on Robert’s face.
This is actually a scene that's just been bouncing around in my head for a while now, so instead of actually writing it down and continuing my fic, I decided to make it into a comic!
(textless version under the cut to gaze at the fishies)
I would imagine waterboy has a hard time saying bullying and ends up saying boiling instead, it's a quick mess up and he tries to fix it before anyone can make fun of him
I also imagine he kinda stretches like a cat
Oh noooooo!
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Poor guy :,(
When he's told adults as a kid and now AS an adult himself telling Robert about what the Z Team is doing to him he's like "T-They're b-boiling me again!" and Robert is concerned and like "Huh?" cause what do you mean the team is BOILING YOU AGAIN?! How the FUCK are they BOILING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
And Waterboy realizes it's not the right word when Robert asks "What do you mean boiling?" and so Waterboy tries to spell it out. But his stutter doesn't help so he cant get past B so he sighs, has Robert follow him and he writes the word on a piece of paper and has Robert look before it gets completely ruined. Robert reads 'bullying' and he's like "Oh. Okay. I'll talk to them about it."
Meanwhile Galen is at his desk like 0-0 cause he thinks the Z Team is boiling poor Waterboy alive and he actually likes Waterboy.
Side note: I personally don't think he does the kitty butt up stretch, but I DO think he has a looong stretch and his fingers spread. Malevola teases by going "Ooooh big stretch!". Waterboy actually doesn't mind that teasing cause he likes cats and cat videos so he just grins.
Flambert have the cat and dog dynamic, but like the dynamic of a large, gorgeous cat, like a leopard or something (Flambae) and a scrappy little rescue dog that is pretty friendly but will 'randomly' go after certain people (Robert).
Flambert arguing in public. While it rains. Flambae yelling ‘I HOPE I’ll NEVER FUCKING SEE YOU AGAIN’, and still holding his jacket above Robert’s head so it wouldn’t touch him >>
z-team wrapping herm in those gift ribbons with a big bow on the back during new years to bring to robert as a christmas gift. herm did not want to participate.
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