living my worst life

an uncommon homosexual | they/them

[cloudabserk]

i’ve talked about it before but their temperature differential would be perfect for cuddling

[cloudabserk]

actually it would be safe and comfortable for them both because of the power of friendship…

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[cloudabserk]

thinking about how grace and rocky have to stay on opposite sides of that wall forever and ever and ever. and it’s worth it anyway.

lyrics from iris by the goo goo dolls

[therozanov]

HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER [2026]

[everywaythatmatters]

Rereading A Memory Called Empire and I have arrived at the most relatable line in here. I have thought about this at least once a week for the past several years

[cloudabserk]

I DIDNT GET THE JOB LMAO

[cloudabserk]

funniest rejection email i’ve ever received

[pansyfemme]

cant stand when a mocktail costs as much as actual alcohol. Like i guess i would understand it if they used really fancy ingrediants but sometimes its like soda + juice in a nice glass for 9$ and its like cmon

[penandinkprincess]

getting hit with a "wow, thank you for such an honest response!" and knowing you missed the signal that you were supposed to lie

[marvelousiz]

Meanwhile, somewhere else in Night Vale:

Happy Pride to the original gay podcast people

[sokkalore]

my beautiful gorgeous sexy water tribe siblings i love you so fucking much you don’t understand

[tomatoluvr69]

Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

[fiafey]

[book: the darkness outside us]

when you're in the mirror you're just looking at me

i was honestly shocked by how much i enjoyed this book. i don't really read YA anymore and wasn't expecting much from this other than cutesy bl in space but this book really grabbed me by the ass. if you like cheesy YA romance and existential space horror then check it out (also play 13 sentinels)

[fuckrozanov]

the thing about heated rivalry and hollanov that i see people getting wrong constantly is that there’s no “side” to be on. it’s not team shane vs team ilya. no one is winning those conversations. the whole point is they’re both losing. you can’t really be mad at shane for saying things like “must be nice” on the vegas rooftop because what does he know about ilya’s family dynamics at that point that would elicit a different response? just like you can’t be mad at ilya for how the tuna melt scene goes down. ilya is trying to open a dialogue and shane can’t undo all his compartmentalizing in that moment so ilya understandably responds in kind. you’re asking two athletes with two very different but equally crushing closets to intuit things they don’t even understand about each other. ilya’s monster under the bed is the shape of russia and shane’s is the shape of himself and they’re both valid for being terrified! it’s miscommunication trope all the way down. it’s them vs the ordeal of being known. we don’t have to be mad at anyone!!!

[ube-kun]

FRIENDLY RIVALRY💕💗💊💕

[cloudabserk]

heated rivalry winter

[cloudabserk]

the shane protector…

[newtypezaku]

Why do you think I'm behind?