Parenthood Starter Sentences!
"It's your turn..."
"He's/she's crying again."
"Aren't they adorable at this age?"
"Just a few more months to go..."
"Are we sure I'm pregnant and not just really fat?"
"I'd like to see YOU try going through this."
"WE'RE not pregnant, YOU are."
"Are you going to pick them up from school, or do I have to call in another favor from my mother?"
"Can't we just dump them at the neighbors' and take a night or two?"
"Obviously he/she won't stop crying, so why don't we just soundproof the room?"
"No, we can't leave him/her on a stranger's doorstep."
"We have two beautiful kids... and another kid."
"They're adorable, when they're sleeping."
"The kids are at my parents', so we have the whole weekend to ourselves."
"They're already so excited for Christmas but we're running out of money."
"So, who's going to give them the talk?"
"He/she got sent to the principal's office--again."
"You know, apparently sex during pregnancy is totally healthy."
"I don't care what you say, I'm not naming him after you."
