Conflicting Beauty

I've never been a millionaire, but I know I'd just be darling at it

[ruinedchildhood]

Daffy Duck…isn’t really a duck.

[veryfunnymemes]

[globalriseofblackpeople]

Colorism

[beautofwomen]

Love videos with so much historical knowledge

[blvckgeezus]

This tea is fucking boiling hot

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[bob-belcher]

“Okay, I’m sure now more than ever, that our friend Claire is actually Chris Hemsworth in a dress and a wig.” Chris Hemsworth on SNL (2015)

[memescomedy]

[silverjirachi]

some of you have never wandered out into the woods at night to make a sacrifice to an old god and honestly it shows

[melonboyy]

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

Voice from Bird Box: “I got a 10 inch dick”

me:

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[big-chief-woodenhead]

[fun-o-physics]

[infernalhera]

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[dialectiddy]

College entrance essays be like…

[teathattast]

[wereabetterman]

BIG NEWS IN TEXAS!!!!! Over the 10-day early voting period 4 MILLION votes were cast! This is 84% of the total votes casted in the 2014 midterms!!! Oh, and Beto O’Rourke is now even with Ted Cruz in the polls so get out and VOTE BETO FOR U.S. SENATE ON TUESDAY!!!!!!!!

[taybigail]

FLIP TEXAS BLUE TO DESTROY REPUBLICANS