Easily Amused

Katie | 20 | she/her | Hufflepuff | I always love a good pun, or bad pun, or any pun really | anything I find mildly amusing could end up here

[catchymemes]

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.

[tatergator27-deactivated2018101]

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

[toastbutteregg]

University: I have made a graduate.

Student Counsellor: You’ve ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[sharkchunks]

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[seshrat]

thank you for your sacrifice

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[jasper-rolls]

the more things change the more they stay the same

[honeyproducer-blog]

Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word

[tastefullyoffensive]

[westborofaptist]

mark went in and took no hostages

[lejazzhot]

Mattress surfing Queen.

[regalp4nda-deactivated20140930]

I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dogs have no way of actually knowing and comprehending that we’re in control of a car. To them it must just seem like you hop into this adventure box, and sometimes it takes you to the park, sometimes to the vet

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Florida is just a fucked up version of Australia where the people are more dangerous than the animals.”

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

[mangonetics]

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

[mjalti]

good thoughts: solar power

bad thoughts: Yzma (main character of Emperors New Groove fame) shouting PULL THE LEVER KRONK everytime I pass by a fire alarm