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catchymemes

allisonrw96

Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

dingdongyouarewrong

sure you've reblogged a million posts about how Love Is Stored In The Soup but are you like.... actually nice to people

holefoodsmarket

“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place

lesbianshepard

one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.

Murphy, a rescued bald eagle who is known for fiercely protecting a rock he considers his egg, will be getting the opportunity to become a father to an orphaned chick ❤️

penguinsweaters

Previously Murphy was the eagle known for:

podencos

thestateonmtv

people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me

evilwizard

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

evilwizard

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks

e3khatena

When you guys refer to a “blorbo” from your shows, I picture this guy in my head

mtfautoandrophile

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

catsuggest

gatheringkeepsakes

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door.

palindromordnilap-deactivated20

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.