Confuzzled Alien

Possibly aro, definitely ace. 25 solar cycles and counting

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[felawnie]

@marlynnofmany

[marlynnofmany]

#that would be hilarious #you'd have to measure trees to make sure they knew what they were talking about

I can easily see this fantasy world having idioms like "Never take the advice of a tree that's small enough to hug."

(Also, I'll bet some of those young trees give bad advice on purpose, because entertainment is at a premium when you can't move around, and your morality system is very different from that of the meat creatures.) (What do trees know or care about the evil wizard's actual attractiveness? Sending him all these suitors is pretty funny though, so they're probably going to keep doing it.)

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[dreamingnemleria]

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[walker-walker-fashion-baby]

"Oh, so should I care about not hurting men's feelings?" You should care about not hurting anyone's feelings. That's like pre-k shit. You're an adult, you should know that

[ia-waifu]

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[pookapufferfish]

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[1989tv]

i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals

[wadesunderwater]

there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it's kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they're sharing their personal, more private self. You're famous to me for just being you.

[thesaltyblobfish]

@schlorb

[schlorb]

aww thats so nice of you thank youu

[charlesoberonn]

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[moved-19871997]

the second moot and oomf and noomf become part of the tumblr lexicon i’m jumping ship to linkedin or smth

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

@gayarsonist I can’t unhear it now

[rubixpsyche]

The puglike twitter users vs the normal dog without hyper breed specific ailments tumblr user

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We did lose most of our punctuation during the domestication process though

[foxgirlmigraine]

Maybe yeah but at least we

[foxgirlmigraine]

Don't have to talk like this

[foxgirlmigraine]

On a platform that has somehow become

[foxgirlmigraine]

A major site of national and international politics and a shitty hub of society

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

She probably helped that girl solve her teen sexuality dilemma anyway, because if that were me and I asked an adult for advice only to find out the adult’s not only worse off than me but also the dumbest person alive, I’d accept the lesbianism just to get out of the awkward situation…

[dailymoviemusicals-blog]

Moses Supposes

[randomslasher]

Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend

[pyromanicdaydreamer]

Thats just what theater kids are like

[prokopetz]

What I’ve always loved about this bit is

a. this musical number comes completely out of nowhere, with no greater context than what this video captures; and

b. the language instructor clearly can’t hear the music. He’s not from Musical Theatre Land. From his perspective, a couple of twinkle-toed weirdos just randomly decided to physically abuse him for three solid minutes. This isn’t reading anything that’s not intended into the scene – it’s literally the central gag.

[rocketplane]

@thebibliosphere in case you need some ridiculous Singin’ in the Rain on your dash.

(P.S. I imagined you making the faces at the instructor and it was hilarious)

[thebibliosphere]

I can but aspire to the level of expressiveness Cosmo Brown has with his face.

[sharkselfies]

[aquilacalvitium]

One of my favourite films ever and probably my favourite number in the whole film