Idk Anymore

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[vodkassassin]

man and you were only six hours old

[minijisung]

Rb this and I’ll ship you with a Skz and NCT member based on your blog

[macdoesit]

This is how I celebrate Marriage Equality

[transwolvie]

send this to your crush with no context

[starrydanny]

I’m actually crying

[disasterbisexual-moved]

im so glad mac is becoming a meme

[kokona-octodogs]

[yourfavewillkillyou]

paddington could hypothetically kill you, but is too polite to do so deliberately

[i-am-a-fish]

HEY

!! ILY 🧡💛❤️

[cupcakqueen]

I successfully wrote 2 essays in an hour for one of my exams

On the half hour of sleep I got last night

Why am I like this

[tredlocity]

tattletales are lawful evil

[tredlocity]

Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.

[just-a-bi-disaster]

IF YOU SHIP KLANCE READ THIS

Listen up gays,, i dont want klance to die and I’m sure you don’t either!! Lately I’ve been seeing lower and lower quantities of klance content and i miss it ok? I miss seeing people say “klance is canon king” in every sentence, i miss the fun au’s and the art and just everything!! And i know people are dissapointed about s8 and that’s ok, i am too! But we need to unite and be brave and be loud!! This is the time where we need to support klance the most!! No one wants to see it die down!! Come on everyone!! Say it with me!! KLANCE IS CANON KING

[canadianslut]

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

[gothicspoonie]

able bodied person: idk why being chronically ill/disabled is such a big deal and “debilitating” why can’t you just power thru it lol

abled anytime they get mildly sick:

[georgieboah]

Why does that person look like a tattooed James Charles?

[disasterbisexual-moved]

is that panicked at the disco

[catchymemes]

Hospital notes

[blogthegreatrouge]

2.5D anime

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[cupcakqueen]

If this gets 10 likes I’ll make a list of all the LGBT+ books I’ve read, including a summary, whether it has a movie or not, and a rating out of 5 stars

I’ll do it anyway but I wanna know if people actually want it, if not I’ll only post it on my other Tumblr where I have a lot less followers @smol-lesbian-teen

[cupcakqueen]

I was going to do this a long time ago

But I forgot

SO HERE'S THE GAY (and it's not just books anymore I'm including shows and shiz too)

1. They Both Die at the End

Rating: ★★★★★

I. Freaking. Love. This. Book. Sad books are my favourite, and so are gay books, so this was perfect.

This book takes place in a world where people get calls the day they're going to die. Then, they get special treatment from everyone around them. There's an app that people can make friends on so they aren't lonely on their death day, and that's how our main characters (Mateo and Rufus) meet. They live their last day together, fall in love, and die at the end of the day.

2. Simon vs the Homo Sapien's Agenda

Rating: ★★★★☆

I'm sure you've all heard about the movie "Love, Simon". Well, it's based on this book. The book is, of course, better than the movie. And it's just as gay.

The movie adds a lot of things to the plot for drama. But the book isn't for drama. It's about Simon's struggle when Martin threatens to out him to the whole school, and how he wants to know who Blue is. Blue is a guy in his school that he'd been emailing, and they fell in love. Simon keeps on thinking he knows who Blue is, but he's usually wrong.

3. Leah on the Offbeat

Rating: ★★★★★

This book reminds me of my own experiences with accepting myself. It's full of confusion and not really knowing what you want. It's basically a sequel to Simon vs the Homo Sapien's Agenda.

It's about Leah, a bisexual that falls in love with another girl but refuses to accept it. She keeps refusing to be in love with this girl because she thinks she's straight. There's also this whole thing that happens with this girl about racism. But I'm not going to say much else about that because it would be spoilers.

4. What if it's Us

I can't exactly rate this because I havent finished it yet, but everyone I know that's read it says it's amazing.

It's about these two guys that meet in a post office. One of them is there to send a "break up box" to his ex. They talk for a while, and then leave. They have no idea who the other is, but they want to find each other. That's as far as I've read so far.

5. Orange is the New Black

Rating: ★★★★☆

Now, I'm obviously not going to mention the... mature scenes.

I used to refuse to watch this show because I thought it was overrated, but it's not. I heard that it was about lesbians in prison, so of course I had to watch it.

All I can really talk about is the first season to avoid spoilers. So, basically, we've got some lesbians in prison. Piper was in a relationship with Alex before, but then Piper left her. She ended up with some guy named Larry. Then she went to prison, which was the same prison as Alex. And so, drama.

6. She-ra (2018 reboot)

Rating: ★★★★★

I didn't think a show meant for kids could be so emotional, but I was wrong.

Most of you have probably already watched She-ra, but I'm going to do a short summary anyways. It's about this girl who finds a magical sword, and whenever she uses it she turns into a princess. She meets this other princess and her friend, who at first don't like her but they become friends later. Together, they try to get more people to join their rebellion so they can stop the evil bad guys.

7. Super Drags

Rating: ★★★☆☆

This show is about, well, it's pretty self explanatory.

Basically, it's about these three gay dudes that turn into drag queens with powers when they need to save the world. That's pretty much it.

8. Alex Strangelove

Rating: ★★★★☆

This movie was more emotional than I thought it would be.

It's about this guy who wants to... uh... do things with his girlfriend. But he doesn't actually want to, he just convinces himself he does. He actually fell in love with this guy who helps him realize he's gay. And there's a lot of drama, but I can't say much about that without spoilers.

9. Degrassi: Next Class

Rating: ★★★★★

This show isn't all about the gay, but a lot of the main characters are LGBTQ+.

This show is about all the things that happen in the school (Degrassi). There's some drama, protests, boy trouble, rivalry with other schools, an arc about a genderfluid character, an arc about abortion, an arc about homophobia, and so on. The representation in this show is great.

And, well, that's all I've got! Feel free to add to this list.

[leggylance]

:’)

[leggylance]

BASICALLY:

[vogelvrind]