qualis artifex pereo :3

nero / strawberry milk enthusiast / they/he 23

[catasters]

[chillyfeetsteak]

the beautiful and luminous moon

[transmechanicus]

the peeled and delicious banana

[icarusfrommars]

The humble parenthesis

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

[dorothylarouge]

[classicalcanvas]

The Magic Circle (1886) by John William Waterhouse

[skeletalheartattack]

[skeletalheartattack]

[rongzhi]

Buying a car

English added by me :)

[artfullheart]

[caecilius-est-pater]

[kittyichooseyou]

[angelicguy]

you need ANYTHING you just tell me. My boy Lucario will hook you up. *gestures to lucario*

[hellenhighwater]

What possible thing is causing you such concern, you unemployed illiterate ball of lint?

[corpsesoldier]

ID: photo of a fluffy gray cat laying on the floor and staring at the camera with big eyes. /end ID.

[cervine-arctophile]

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

[syro]

[whattheheckisatazelwurm]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[creepymutelilbugger]

the slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not even notice the taste of poison… the fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall

[bourtange]

a common misconception is that a revolution is built by years of painstakingly raising class consciousness among the masses while at the same time building up a party capable of taking leadership during a revolutionary crisis. nothing could be further from the truth. a revolution is built by making social media posts calling for a general strike over and over until one day it just happens

[partyswirl]

i love the "let's ___ with mama" posts. im imagining an alternate universe where it's "let's ___ with baby" instead. the mamaverse.

[partyswirl]

let's smoko with baby

[automatonknight]

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

[skingrad]