[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[dorkyfictionalother-deactivated]

This is the good luck post, yo!

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*

Me: ah yes

Me: 4am

Me: perfect

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[mysharona1987]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[dylan]

Is there really anything more satisfying than closing a million tabs after finally finishing a huge paper? I think not. 

[shakugan-archive]

[witchymoonhag-deactivated201801]

Same.

[liberalsarecool]

What a powerful and emotional speech.

[connoradamsfoster]

Friend:How do you pick your ships?

Me:I unknowingly decide what will cause me the most pain and emotional wreckage

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

me: wtf. why

[silk101]

too busy wallowing in my own self hatred to give u quick replies to texts! give me 3-5 business days

[ghostsinthedaylight]

Where have you been?

[usertoxicyaoi]

otp: intense stares and eskimo kisses

[ghostsinthedaylight]

[jumex]

Facebook: these people have birthdays today Me: they can choke