Off, coxcomb!

All this I see; and I see that the fashion wears out more apparel than the man. But art not thou thyself giddy with the fashion too, that thou hast shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion?

[donjohnthebastard]

"Are you sure I'll be a good mother?" --conrxde

For a couple on the run, John wasn’t entirely sure of a lot of things. The baby was very, very unexpected.  He didn’t have an inheritance to begin with and lost much of his money that he did have.

He looked at Conrade.

“You will be.” He’s honest.  “We’ll just raise our child with the belief that even plain dealing villains can love each other.”

[conrxde]

Conrade was… well, she was scared. News of the child had shaken her considerably, especially with the situation she and John had recently found themselves in. On the run, there wasn’t a lot of certainty, and while the idea of a child didn’t exactly thrill her, there was really only one thing that Conrade was scared of. A good mother… Conrade would love to say she’d be a good mother with any amount of certainty.

“Are you sure?” she asked again, breathy, a sigh just sort of lingering, unvoiced, in her throat. 

[donjohnthebastard]

“You’re loyal.” He mused.  “That quality is important in parenting, I think.  You’re caring.  Toward me at least.  You cared when we were chased away.”  Cared after the tarring and feathering.  Cared long before.  “I’m more worried about my own abilities.”

[conrxde]

His words were comforting, to say the least. If there was one thing Conrade needed, it was reassurance. That she was good enough. That she wouldn’t fuck up the child she was supposed to raise. She nodded, but then shook her head when John expressed his own doubts. “I’m not,” she told him, matter-of-factly.

[skinnylittlepunk-blog]

when someone assumes something about ur muse that isn’t true

[thefederalistfreestyle]

“……………………so we cut that”

[thefederalistfreestyle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN, YOU FAT MOTHER******

[cvanillaa]

People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.

[regen-frau-moved]

you are literally your muse.

the best compliment for canon roleplayers. (via regen-frau)

[filiuscanis-deactivated-deactiv]

i wanted a new ship meme so i made one~

send me a ship and i’ll answer:

who takes longer showers?

how do they make up after a fight?

who prefers rain and who prefers sun?

what’s their favorite place to go together?

who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen?

do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.?

who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke?

what’s their nightly routine?

who’s more likely to burn dinner?

[donjohnthebastard]

Oh, what the hell, do John and Conrade too.

who takes longer showers?–John.  He stands in the shower and looks at the wall, as the water drips down his hair and body.  Conrade often has to check to make sure he’s ok.  There are a lot of times Conrade just sits on the toilet beside the shower while John bathes.

how do they make up after a fight?-Oh, you mean when John got the hell out of dodge while Conrade and Borachio were under custody of the Watch? Kidding.But seriously, I don’t think they fight much.  Conrade is really stupidly loyal to John and I think when John gets upset, Conrade relents more than anything and just kind of does his whole “there there,to the death my lord” thing. And John calms down.

who prefers rain and who prefers sun?-Conrade prefers the sun.  He doesn’t identify as broody villain to the extent John does.

what’s their favorite place to go together?-Oh, I think they’re the couple who has picnics in their room.  They don’t really have a permanent home so I think they take a certain kind of pleasure in trying to make whichever inn they’re in at a given time homey.  I always imagined John has a [bastard] son whom is raised by Conrade as well, so they bring him to parks and stuff a lot.

who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen?-Conrade.  I think he was quite a charmer in high school.

do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.?-Yes, actually. Kind of.  I think it’s once again them just kind of lying in bed, talking about their relationship.

who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke?-Conrade would do it willingly.  It would actually make John smile.

what’s their nightly routine?–I’m going to talk about this immediately after the events of the play.  I imagine that Benedick’s ‘brave punishments’ were tarring and feathering John from the chest down, and, of course,that leaves really nasty scars, so it became something of a tradition after that for Conrade to help apply ointments where John could not reach and John just kind of melted into Conrades hands and arms.  Conrade feels somewhat responsible for making sure John is ok, so he regularly just kind of lets John curl up into him and makes sure that John falls asleep first, so he doesn’t feel like John feels like he’s ever alone at night with his thoughts.

who’s more likely to burn dinner?-Borachio :P

[therpmemesthething]

On anon give my muse nightmares. Scare them, make them paranoid, make them cry.

Make them scream

[madrpideas]

Go Anon and pretend to be my character’s mother

[agent-timross]

A note about shipping with me

[ventusdraconis-archived-blog]

I probably already ship it

not that I deliberately start rp’ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

I will never pressure you into a ship

if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior

if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.

that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.

ships are usually in their own separate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.

if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

For rpers: reblog if you are 18+

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[termina]

Give me a fandom and I'll tell you

[question-meme]

Favorite Male Character

Favorite Female Character

Least Favorite Character

Favorite Ship

Favorite Friendship

Favorite Quote

Worst Character Death (if any)

This made me so happy you have no idea Moment

Saddest Moment

Favorite Location

[conrxde]

Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me.

“Can you make no use of your discontent?”

[ofthemark]

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING SENTENCE STARTERS;

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more.

Men were deceivers ever.

How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?

He hath done good service in these wars.

And a good soldier to a lady: but what is he to a lord?

A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuffed with all honourable virtues.

He hath every month a new sworn brother.

He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the next block.

I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books.

If he were [in my books] I would burn my library.

Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me.

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.

I do love nothing in the world so well as you - is not that strange?

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

There was a star danced, and under that was I born.  

I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.

Why, what’s the matter, that you have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?

Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

Peace; I will stop your mouth.

What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?

I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.

When you depart from me sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave.

Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner.

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes.

How much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!

Speak low, if you speak love.

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.

[donjohnthebastard]

"Are you sure I'll be a good mother?" --conrxde

For a couple on the run, John wasn’t entirely sure of a lot of things. The baby was very, very unexpected.  He didn’t have an inheritance to begin with and lost much of his money that he did have.

He looked at Conrade.

“You will be.” He’s honest.  “We’ll just raise our child with the belief that even plain dealing villains can love each other.”

[conrxde]

Conrade was... well, she was scared. News of the child had shaken her considerably, especially with the situation she and John had recently found themselves in. On the run, there wasn’t a lot of certainty, and while the idea of a child didn’t exactly thrill her, there was really only one thing that Conrade was scared of. A good mother... Conrade would love to say she’d be a good mother with any amount of certainty.

“Are you sure?” she asked again, breathy, a sigh just sort of lingering, unvoiced, in her throat. 

[conrxde]

(Child meme) General Appearance and Who do they look the most like:

Ezra mostly looks like John. She’s got the darker complexion, the hair. When she smiles, though, she looks more like Conrade.