me when i see joe biden walk by and i press the button that lets loose one very large cockroach in the white house but no one knows where it is or when it’ll come
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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$LAYYYTER

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me when i see joe biden walk by and i press the button that lets loose one very large cockroach in the white house but no one knows where it is or when it’ll come
Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me
This is where i want to be
is this bakudeku
It sure the fuck is not its me tearing into a mutton leg surrounded by burly dudes who care for me so much
Its NOT its me tearing into a tasty leg of mutton while many burly men who all love me like a daughter have a rough and rowdy time without harming me because they love me so much
guys youre not going to fucking believe this
absolutely not. nobody will be fetishizing the car today no sir
Is it ok if I say some baby seals look weird as hell
No
This is not natural
No
i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german
oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...
germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”
traumacore sanrio edits but with the really shitty sanrio characters like the dump truck
Sometimes I wanna start a movement where Europeans (like me) just a adopt an American as saving them from Hell™. Like Cas lifting Dean outta Hell
Next we've got the main man himself, Firestar, normal outline and starclan outline
copper II sulfate ass wednesday
I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
okay kinnie bitches you better start actin up again because you have got some competition
compiling a collection of wiki pages like this
some offerings
A fully rendered dragon from a multi-million dollar animated movie in 2021
VS.
A piece of My Little Pony fanart I drew when I was 14