FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE

lily, she/her

[weonsinnombre]

[maidthings]

just shot a gnome

[maidthings]

#cottagecore

[juney-blues]

[thedurvin]

Hacked Instacart to find the forbidden flavors

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[virtualgirladvance]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[killy-deactivated20241228]

WE DID NOT CALLS YOU A SLUR. SMÉAGOL CAN RECLAIMS IT

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[yamada-ryo]

who up slopping their hogs

[doctor-nu]

[superchat]

[sharkgirls]

[galarpokeomclinic]

???

Seriously?!

I don’t even have a Sableye!???

[ashenmind]

[fipindustries]

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[cetitan]