Batter Up Jackasses

35 he/him

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

every time someone takes a canonically disabled character and puts them in an au that takes away their disability and makes them able-bodied an angel dies violently

[hypertextdog]

lot of posts out there on an age of suffering - "if you are 14 right now i'm so sorry" "19 year olds. hold my hand. we will make it through this" "do not kill yourself while 21" - and they're all correct. but let's be positive... let's choose an age that we will assume was awesome for everyone. and post about it in celebration. if you are 2 right now well it is awesome right

[not-your-asian-fantasy]

PLUS SIZE ASIANS EXIST

Michelle Elman

As you all know I’ve been talking about the absence of Asians in adverts, campaigns and fashion in general so @lindablacker and I decided to team up on a little passion project. Look at how incredible these women look!

Here’s to showing them what they are missing 💪🏽

Despite the absence in the media, asian is actually the largest ethnic minority in the U.K.

Asians deserve to be represented.

Asians deserve to be seen.

And all Asians aren’t the stereotype of being small and petite.

Being Asian is not one look.

Being Asian is not one culture.

Whilst even this shoot isn’t perfect representation, it shows just a small sample of the diversity within Asia. #AsianRepresentation

Thank you to all the wonderful women taking part and being my stunning models @nesslala @bishamberdas @saalene @kat_v_henry @minakumari.uk @simksandhu95

This was such a personal project and I couldn’t have done it without @lindablacker. She came up with the idea when I was talking about asian representation earlier in the year and I wouldn’t trust anyone else to do it. She has always placed diversity at the forefront of her shoots and her talent is remarkable. This entire concept was her doing and I’m so grateful for everything you did to make this a reality! Thank you also to @umberghauri and @hannah.shaikhup for the incredible makeup! It felt so complete to have the makeup artists also be Asian. We need just as much diversity behind the scenes on shoots as well! x

[tenmiceinacoat]

"oh you know him"

[vodka-bot]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[yardsards]

it's so fun when trans people have multiple names that they use interchangeably. like pronouns weren't enough you needed synonyms too

[consent-demon]

I forgot I had this account. I’m, I’m at bpdhuacheng

[consent-demon]

Stay silent then. Act like you still give a fuck then. We autistics/ND ppl aren't worth shit to you as long as you push your own voice.

[adhd-asd]

ADHD test: asks if I experience a symptom

Me, who has spent 20 years masking symptoms and struggling to form a consistent identity: ………..maybe?

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[greyallison]

He’s cosplaying the night sky.

[bi-marvel]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse + Parallels

[2/3]

[geekandmisandry]

Teachers should let kids eat and drink in class, I have no idea why high school teachers act like tiny dictators of their pathetic kingdoms. Like, let them go to the bathroom, if they are hungry let them eat, if they are thirsty let them drink.

It shouldn’t really be so difficult.

[geekandmisandry]

Anyway, children are people, so maybe stop adding onto this post trying to justify why it is ok to treat them and train like animals in a 1920’s zoo.

[funkdawg99]

😪 stop attacking teachers for following their jobs rules…

[geekandmisandry]

“Children are people”

[versiris]

“A powerful curse was woven into an ancient painting. After absorbing the spirit of a Yamask, the painting began to move.”

[consent-demon]

Folk shitting on antis citing fiction has no impact on life really love cherrypicking that because they’re jacking off to drawings, making porn their whole identity, and all over *checks notes* cartoons meant for kids.

[ankle-beez]

hazbin hotel, or as I like to call it, the result of billdip shippers from 2014 tumblr managing to get $5k to make a cartoon

[kittilumpo]

whats billdip

[gum-my-bears-deactivated2025011]

^^^^^

[niggazinmoscow]

these companies that test patience don’t end up paying people what they are worth

[inkskinned]

I simply crave the simple things... The way cats give their owners gentle headbutts.... The head tilt of dogs... Crows hopping around puddles.... The idea that one day I will have a wife..... It's an easy world to love, you know. Even on days like this.