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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

justatiredlittlesnail

rosefinchie

how it all feels lately

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

epicsause-official

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

epicsause-official

heres kinda what i mean

mifhortunach

tony soprano steely dan saturday sunday

desertedinurban

High fashion Bleach by Deserted In Urban

bane-of-technology

ngl I took many MANY pictures of the solar storm, but this one makes me laugh the hardest

charl0ttan

throwing the baby out with the bathwater is crazy

riseofthecommonwoodpile

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

batavias

Maybe this is too optimistic of me but I think very rarely does a situation wherein someone optimistically invites everyone to their birthday party and nobody shows up, happen in real life. I often think what happens is that most people socially crippled in some way, shape, or form, just don't tell anyone it's their birthday. and they don't invite anyone because they don't expect anyone to come. and they hope mildly in this fantastical passive way that even though they did nothing to make anyone aware or encourage reciprocity, that someone will come, but nobody does because nobody knows. and then they go to sleep and it's the next day and they just have to live it. And I think that's honestly way sadder, so it's easier to just say some damn IDIOT handed out FLYERS for their PARTY and made a damn ASS of themselves but it's STILL VERY SAD because they made an EFFORT. psychologically speaking. but I would say most of us are just fucked but unwilling to admit it, because to allude to this is to allude to an approximate knowledge of it, so we choose instead to accept this language in a storyline as a direct parallel to something that might occur in real life. But it is a bit naive to expect this event is a one-to-one of things that do actually happen. Which is why if it ever did happen in real life, it would be safe to become "the joker" over it. But not many people actually do become the joker. They just love the idea of something like this happening to them. Because it would give them permission to finally become the joker. But most of us can't become the joker because we don't actually invite everyone to our party and nobody comes. We don't even vividly hallucinate we invited everyone to our party so that we can get mad later that nobody comes. We just sort of don't do it. Consciously. And that means we can't become the joker. Anyway I would recommend at least trying to invite everyone to your party first, and then seeing if nobody comes, so you can become the joker later if nobody comes. And if somebody comes then problem fucking solved my maaaan. Problem solved. Fucking A

#once i invited everyone to my birthday party #and they all showed up and bullied me #i was in fifth grade #my mom was able to rent the church basement #we invited the whole class #everyone showed up but nobody liked me so #it was awful #me