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[ampervadasz]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

losing it over this

[p0lariss]

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

[revilonilmah]

Wooper finds Quagsire’s “lilicap” absolutely hilarious! 

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

So your blog is mainly about cats and hating men? Sounds like a cliché, old cat lady in a novel. Lonely, sad life

this is me calling the police 

[ohanasilyani-deactivated2022022]

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[memewhore]

[6qubed]

she is possessed by a surly but affectionate goat

[moth-unit-00]

[jung-koook]

throwback (7/∞)

[coolpng-deactivated20130503]

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

[reggiemess]

I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.

[airsignz]

starting a collection of cats that show up on my security camera

[airsignz]

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

just take this and go

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

[boyfromtazmily]